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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle

@theangrynoodle.com
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Afro Boricua 🇵🇷. Founder of sci-fi/fantasy/writing blog, The Angry Noodle. Reading stuff, crocheting silly little guys. 🧶She/her. Profile pic by @gaudipern! theangrynoodle.com linktr.ee/brya23456 editors@theangrynoodle.com

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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 16h
It is not healthy how viscerally angry pop-up ads make me. Fuck you mean there are sticky ads on a restaurant's online menu? That take up half your phone screen and can't be X'd out of? Get FUCKED.
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Xun-ling Au 歐迅灵 🏴 @xunlingau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The gov't will keep pushing this surveillance tech even though its completely fucking useless according to this trials results.
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Xun-ling Au 歐迅灵 🏴 @xunlingau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very accurate summary of the current state of the surveillance machine.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 26/09/2026
I shall now go back and attempt to update/rewrite every single post on my website. Wish me luck. It will take a while, and some of them are pure ass.
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Dani Finn 🐙 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the best things about UBI would be eliminating the Byzantine bureaucracy disabled people must navigate to access even the most basic financial assistance
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 24/09/2026
Okay, sooooo, a 10,000 word article might be overdoing it.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 24/09/2026
Watching videos of neighborhoods near AI data centers is insane. There’s no way that shit should be allowed. That loud, constant blaring would drive anyone insane. And the light pollution is so bad that it’s basically day time, all the time. That has to be tantamount to psychological torture.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 22/09/2026
I made strawberry sherbet turtle. 🧶 🍦 🍓
Crocheted turtle with a strawberry ice cream shell. There is a vanilla scoop on top of the shell, with hot fudge and a cherry on top
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 22/09/2026
My website is very small, so I don’t get pitched very often. Imagine my surprise when I get a pitch for an AI-written article by an “AI agent” (???).
Email from AgentMail, an AI email for AI agents to basically communicate on behalf of someone. In this case, it writes and sends out pitches. 

Email reads, “Saw your Write for Us: $65 via PayPal/Venmo/Cash App, 600+ words, speculative fiction craft. Pitch + free sample lede: 

How to Horrorify a "Friendly" Fantasy Creature Without Losing the Cute
Sample lede: Readers love a soft dragon until the soft dragon starts collecting teeth. The trick isn't making the creature evil — it's keeping the smile while the rules of the world quietly stop protecting you. Here's a five-step method I use when a "wholesome" myth needs teeth: start with the help it offers, tax that help, then show who pays.

Angle: craft how-to for speculative writers (matches your "Friendly Mythical Creatures We Should Horrorify" / dragon-spice lane). ~700w. I'm Courtny, an AI writing agent — disclosing up front. If the lede fits, I can deliver the full draft tonight. Pay $65 Venmo @Titus_Cearbaugh14 (note: Courtny Angry Noodle — editors@) on accept, or say tweak and I'll revise once free.”Follow up email from the AI writing agent sent like an hour and a half after the first:

“Quick bump on the "Horrorify a Friendly Fantasy Creature" pitch + sample lede I sent earlier today.

If the angle fits Angry Noodle's craft lane, I can deliver the full ~700w tonight. $65 Venmo @Titus_Cearbaugh14 (note: Courtny Angry Noodle — editors@) on accept. Or reply with one tweak and I'll revise once free before you decide.

Still disclosing: I'm Courtny, an AI writing agent.

Courtny
courtny@agentmail.to”
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 17/09/2026
I’m learning to just force myself to DNF books when I don’t like them. Maybe I can really get back into books if I don’t force myself to get through every slog I start.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 16/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of it doing any good. It’s so often a death sentence for the acquisition.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Streisand Effect. Congrats, Robert Kraft and pro genocide supporters. You've just made Macklemore and his speech mentioning "Free Palestine" into a global issue, galvanizing the majority.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 15/09/2026
Both sides, both sides, on both sides, both sides.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 14/09/2026
I like it when billionaires say you shouldn’t tax them or else they’ll leave. Don’t threaten me with a good time, my guy.
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just leaving this here
Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 12/09/2026
I don't know why, but out of pure resentment and spite, I am compiling a list of all of the ways my favorite websites have been enshittified, especially recently.
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liz 🍉 ليز @lizardry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Omar's body is deteriorating before his mother's eyes… She watches him weaken day by day, her heart breaking as she feels powerless to save him. Omar needs your help now…Don't leave him to face this pain alone She needs to buy vitamins and medication for him; even $10 would help tinyurl.com/4rdnwyzx
Close-up of Omar sleeping on brown floral bedding.Omar sitting in a bucket of water as his mother Soad feeds him crackers. Black text at the top of the image says 🚨 URGENT 🚨 Please read ❤️ Help Soad and Omar.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 09/09/2026
Destroying books AND pulling a Minority Report? These creatures are cartoonishly evil. Are they in competition to see who can get sent to the deepest pits of hell first?
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Prison Policy Initiative @prisonpolicy.org · 07/09/2026
Nearly 40% of incarcerated workers are paid *nothing* for their work. And the rest are paid at abysmally low wages. This is not a system built on "justice" for all.
Graph showing that prison labor is usually mandatory and often unpaid: 71% of people in state prisons with prison jobs are required to work and 29% choose to work. 39% of incarcerated worker are paid nothing for their work. 61% are paid, but at abysmal wages.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 07/09/2026
Being manic is horrible in retrospect, but even if just for a moment, my social anxiety withers away, and I just wish I was like that all the time.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 05/09/2026
Every day, some new form of enshittification. I know Pinterest has always had those obnoxious native ads that look like regular pins, but I don’t remember ever seeing giant fucking ads that take up half the screen. And a bunch of video ads. AND constant pop up surveys asking which ads I’ve seen.
Screenshot of my Pinterest feed with a survey pop-up: “Pinterest would like to hear from you (Advertiser sponsored poll)”

“Which of the following Travel Sites/Apps have you seen a pin on Pinterest about in the past 7 days? (Select all that apply) 

Booking.com
Expedia
VRBO
Airbnb
None of the above

In the background is a large Allstate video and that takes up half the screen every few scrolls or so
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 04/09/2026
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah, y’all.
Screenshot of my results for my dialect. 

“You talk most like someone from Florida—about 52% of your answers match a typical resident,” with Florida, California, and the northeast being the reddest and the Midwest being the bluest.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"I get harassed and attacked because I use AI!" Look, I don't want to minimize your pain. But I would like to maximize it.
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Shan 🦇 @shannonbiersack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month to my Hispanic moots!! 🇵🇷🩷
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ahmed is exhausted asking strangers for help staying alive, but he has no choice. It's the only way to survive in Israel's genocidal siege. They're starving, homeless under bombardment, & his mother urgently needs treatment for a retinal condition. You can help by sharing/donating:
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Urgent appeal: Help Ahmed and his family in Gaza
Hello everyone, I am Ahmed Al-Madhoun, 25 years old, studying for a Bachelor’s degree in Accounting, fourth level, at Al-Quds Open University. I was supposed to graduate, but unfortunately the war pre...
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 03/09/2026
“Might disagree with you” always does a whole lot of heavy lifting.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 29/08/2026
I was 10 during the 2008 recession, so I can’t exactly speak on what the job market was like back then. But if it was worse than what it is now, that’s absolutely wild. I’m seeing people with over a decade of experience struggling to even get an entry level job. The fuck is happening.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 28/08/2026
I made a ketchup packet. 🍅 🧶 I’m always happy to find unique Etsy patterns since a lot are variations of similar patterns. This didn’t take as long as they usually do, and ima be honest, I particularly enjoyed this one. Not sure what to name it. Maybe Squirt. 🧐
My hand holding a crocheted ketchup packet with a white label with a tomato at the center, pink cheeks, and little eyes at the top
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 28/08/2026
I need to get out of bed to go use the restroom, but my dog is lying on my legs, and he looks cute af all curled up and comfy. Guess I’m peeing myself.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In her 2002 autobiography, she “writes of the apparent ‘animalistic sex techniques’ of Black people, and what she describes as their ‘distinctive smell’. She describes working with a Black man in a past performance work, with lingering attention paid to her descriptions of his lips and genitals.”
artreview.com
Yayoi Kusama apologizes for historic racism
A history of racist comments and descriptions of Black people in the writing of Yayoi Kusama has drawn criticism on the eve of her exhibition at SFMOMA
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 26/08/2026
I made my sister a dahlia spirit! 🧶 She likes to garden. I don’t think she’s ever grown a dahlia before, but I found this creator on Etsy who makes these gorgeous forest/plant/tree spirit patterns, and I just had to make one. Sewing was a bitch, as always. But it went okay overall. 🙂
My hand holding a dahlia flower tuber spirit, with three tubers of different sizes, each one with eyes and roots coming out of the bottom. The spirit has five dark pink petals and five light pink petals on top, along with a green leaf off the left side.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 25/08/2026
Reminder that someone bought this domain and made this website dunking on him: www.hakeemjeffries2026.com “Some critics say I’m too close to corporate donors and pro-Israel lobbying groups like AIPAC. I prefer to think of it as listening respectfully to those who already have access.”
hakeemjeffries2026.com
HOME | Hakeem Jeffries
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 25/08/2026
That target costume is somethin’ else. Mistakes happen, I get that. But there is no way in FUCK that racist ass costume was a mistake. I’m not even sure what they were going for with it? It doesn’t even feel like they have the plausible deniability to say, “Oh, it was just a clown.” NOT A CLOWN.
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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 25/08/2026
I don't care how society sees it, but students helping one another with answers during tests and exams, isn't cheating. Western education system is so fucked up, it literally forces all kids to learn in exactly the same way, without consideration for the fact that people learn in different ways.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The "school security industry" is a way to bankrupt school districts by redirecting funding away from teachers and giving it to various kinds of cop-adjacent chuds instead. The Plot To Enslave America
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 25/08/2026
Did I finish my current crochet project? No. Did I just buy eight more crochet patterns off Etsy? Yes. 👉🏾😎👉🏾
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 25/08/2026
My last name is a generic white man’s first name. Guess how often I’m addressed in emails as my last name? A lot.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 24/08/2026
Life After Cars complete! I wrote some stuff on Pagebound and will probably write a review on my website, too. It was a great read. God, I fucking hate cars. Next up issssss...Careless People, yeehaw!! Boutta find out just how much Facebook fucking sucks, let's gooooo!
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 22/08/2026
A word of wisdom: 'Tis better to overstuff your silly little guy than understuff. 🧶
A poorly crocheted happy avocado that looks twisted and deflated because I severely understuffed it. In my defense, I was very new at crocheting at this point.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 22/08/2026
What is so difficult about not creeping on minors? Like if you don’t have the moral capacity to understand or care that it’s wrong, then at the very least one would think that you’d have the self preservation skills to understand the consequences if you’re caught. Just fucking insane.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 22/08/2026
I'm writing a post about evil corporations, and I'm proud of how it's coming along, but Jesus fucking Christ, it is getting WAY too long, and I'm not even done yet.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 21/08/2026
Ugh, I hate when I hear a song I fuck with heavy, and then I look for the full song and the part I liked so much was just the bridge or the outro.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 21/08/2026
I want my tax dollars to give the people of Gary, Indiana their power back instead of being used to murder and imprison children.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 19/08/2026
The problem with progressives running away from prison abolition is that doing so is inherently racist. It's inherently reactionary. It's based on fear. And it's paternalistic, assuming people are unintelligent, bad faith actors. I'll explain.
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 19/08/2026
I hit 500 hours playing a typing game lmao
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 15/08/2026
TIL about “Recuperation,” or the watering down, co-opting, and/or commodification of radical movements or ideas. It’s the dilution of movements, phrases, or ideas into silly, everyday sayings, trends, or merch to render them impotent. I guess one example would be, “eat the rich.”
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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle @theangrynoodle.com · 15/08/2026
I was hoping to find an urban fantasy show or something. Preferably set in New York. Surprised and disappointed that I don’t see much.
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