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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈

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This glimpse of brilliance is better than a long look at mediocrity. (she/her)

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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 5h
LOL, I'm on hold with a doctor's office and the automated system just asked if I wanted a callback when it's my turn. The estimated hold time? One minute. No thanks, I'll wait.
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
was just reminded that my late beloved grandfather used to describe “the cask of amontillado” as “a story about a guy who drinks too much and gets plastered”
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Genuinely love being 30 minutes into a @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social Fireside Chat and they've only talked about the first five minutes of the episode. 💜
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love to get a response to an email and be called Lisa. Yes, much like when people have called me Linda, this name also starts with L and ends with A, but *come on"!
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to New York today and my train is delayed, but I don't actually care since my arrival time is way too early for today's plans anyway. That extra ten minutes or whatever it ends up being can just be sitting and relaxing in the train station.
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also I've scheduled two important doctor's appointments and it's not even 10am, so I feel pretty good about today so far.
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Genuinely just shouted "YES!" and did a fistpump over this news. I love these so much.
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That feeling when you definitely didn't get enough sleep last night but a fic you've been subscribed to by an author you love is finally complete so you can read it *and* it's 100k. 🥰
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so confused by this discourse over a song I've never even heard of, lol. Just because it spent more weeks at number one than All I Want For Christmas Is You doesn't suddenly mean you'll hear a country hit if you don't listen to the radio or specifically country radio. Especially in 2026.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Kevin Bacon is six degrees away Five degrees now, sir *alarm sirens blare* Four degrees Sir he’s breached the perimeter Three degrees Sir Two degrees One *kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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CONfabulation @confabcon.com · 23/09/2026
Just a reminder, you still have time to get your registration in under the wire for the 2026 CONfab! It's coming up fast, and so is the last minute rate to join! On October 1st, registration will go up to $175! Get in now by going to this link: forms.gle/YHnr7TJarbFU...
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2026 CONfab Chicago Registration
Weekend Registration for CONfab Chicago includes all programming and activities over the entire convention. Activities start on Thursday evening, and programming runs from Friday morning until Sunday ...
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...
The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass.  It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots.  This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Zara Alfonso Illustration @zaraalfonso.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My newest oil painting, Sureshot Sower for Magic: The Gathering's Reality Fracture! 🖤 I really enjoyed getting to work on a set with such a surreal feel to it. A lot of the things I learned here I carried forward into my future painting for Magic.
Sureshot Sower for Magic: The Gathering's Reality Fracture
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Time for The Odyssey! All things considered, I ended up with a pretty good seat. There's so much leg room everywhere that I think the front row is somehow worse than it used to be, since they renovated.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
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The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 18/09/2026
Duncan Sheik, singer of the 1996 hit single “Barely Breathing” and Tony Award-winning composer of 'Spring Awakening,' has died at age 56. Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just got out of the new Resident Evil movie, and holy shit, what a blast. If you're a Resi fan at all, I think you'll love this. So many fun Easter eggs, too!
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bird millman @mpoltonsimon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I finish my apprenticeship in a week so I made a little felt duck to thank my supervisor for the last two years
A profile view of the same needle felt mallard duckSame duck with slightly different eyes held on a subway platform
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was literally thinking last week about how one of my biggest theatre regrets was not seeing the original production of Spring Awakening (or any production) back in the day, and today I find out there's a production happening this winter in a tiny Off-Broadway theater and tickets are now on sale.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
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Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Snood (1996)
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KasaTheDog @kasathedog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Well, would you? #dragon #dragonart #stickerdesign
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Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Absolute S-tier level of dudes rocking
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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needs emotional tuning @persian-slipper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CrystalWank couldn't happen today and that's the real tragedy
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book l invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They released more tickets for The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX, so I'll finally be seeing the movie next week! It's been basically sold out for every single showing for weeks, aside from the seats in the front row, which no. I was forced to see The Dark Knight Rises from that row, and I vowed never again.
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It has been literally two months since I first found out this had happened, but I checked again today and somehow was finally able to unlink my email address from this rando's tiktok account!!! The nightmare is over and I can delete the TikTok app.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
["Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen? - I'm aware - Wow, rude" inside a yellow speech bubble pointing to the Microsoft Office Assistant, Clippy.]
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Kat Beaufort @onbearfeet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's Monday! I wrote a free post about the accusations against Ed Brubaker, creator of the Winter Soldier. Also PTSD, gender, bears, fridging, defrosting, and what characters who regain agency can mean to people whose agency is conditional at best. www.patreon.com/onbearfeet/p...
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What I Didn't Say to Ed Brubaker | OnBearFeet - Kat Beaufort
Content warnings: Workplace harassment, comic-book violence, oblique references to real-world sexual harassment and assault. According to Th
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
Alt: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry!
internet in heaven: it's just the internet from 2007
internet in hell: you're on it
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Four panel cartoon by Sarah Anderson 

Panel 1:  a dragon is lying on a pile of gold. From off frame a voice asks “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”

Panel 2: dragon says: “shiny”

Panel 3: reveals the question was asked by a crow

Panel 4: closeup of the crow who says “hell yeah”
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 04/09/2026
For the love of god pick this movie up. theplaylist.net/john-francis...
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‘Dungeons & Dragons 2’: John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein Optimistic Their Sequel Will Find New Studio After Paramount Passed
John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein say Hasbro remains committed to ‘Dungeons & Dragons 2’ and hopes to secure a new studio partner.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026
“this person is bad so their work was always bad” is also a really dangerous view to take because it leads to - unconscious or not - a bias towards “but I do like this other person’s work, ergo they must be a good person” which, as we have seen over and over, is simply not true
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 04/09/2026
what a fuckin fraud man
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Dr. Laci Brock 🪐 @stellerarts.com · 04/09/2026
Look at my tiny Moon painting! I photographed the Moon with my telescope, then used it as my reference
Small clay disk painted like the Moon Photograph of nearly-full Moon
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Holy shit. It's hard to explain what a point of pride CHOP is for Pennsylvania and Philly in particular. This is wild. Like this is the equivalent of saying I hope someone runs over Gritty and sets fire to his carcass
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Surprising absolutely no one, Xfinity's AI assistant doesn't understand what to do when you call to cancel an account and forces you to choose billing or other services. They want to make you speak to a regular rep in case they can convince you to stay.
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Laura 🦄 🏳️‍🌈 @chaneen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
At the car dealership for my inspection/oil change. They texted me to say they'd checked the car in like 30 minutes ago but no word since, so who knows when it'll be done or what will actually need doing.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 01/09/2026
the 90s called and they... are making some good points
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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