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James Somebody

@jololikejazz.bsky.social
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Leftist gaymer. narcissist but not hot enough to do anything about it. theoretically on a fitness journey. he/him.

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Xander 🩵 @bighomo420.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stop the Lock! Free the D!
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok another oomf is getting too hot and might need to be muted
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was the audience member he said had a small dick in Denver :(
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’ve been in a constitutional crisis since Jan. 20, 2025 and a blue wave in November won’t fix it if Trump can just ignore legislation passed by Congress.
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Trump cancels nearly $1 billion in spending approved by Congress, a move some lawmakers called illegal
President Trump moved to cancel almost $1 billion in spending that was approved by Congress, marking the second time his administration has employed a rarely used tactic that some lawmakers in both pa...
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did you know that 1358 is the year the Vatican responded to the black panther party to confirm that vore is considered sodomy
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone! I saw a dog
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Need a short king to fall in love and start a family (dogs or polycule) with 🥺
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oomf got too hot so I had to mute him
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This popped into my head now I can’t stop laughing youtu.be/7Sxe6m1OVxs?...
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neville im really really sorry about this
YouTube video by kane4119
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes I remember I keep popcorn under my office desk and it’s so exciting
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I go like 48 hours without seeing any of my friends and I’m violently grumpy. Might be an extrovert
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes I just think that penis
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had to pull a slight Karen but it was worth it 🥹
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave, Dagdan Collection. Sitting on my lap in my car.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Instagram post from Malala decked out in Eagles dear with text "Go birds!"
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who up weaving they fortune
Fuck boi emoji meme
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Somewhere in my apartment building my friend is fucking a fleshlight and I think that’s beautiful
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Omg I just remembered I have weed
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Omg @coastalhoe.bsky.social they’re talking about you
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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Conservative: we want free speech on campuses! Students: *posts picture of Charlie Kirk with his own words quoted* Conservatives: no not like that!
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026
I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.
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I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.
Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.
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Elizabeth Warren @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here's what I think about Trump's pledge to give everyone $5,000 if he wins the midterms: It's as real as Trump's promise to lower costs on Day 1. Check the receipts from Groundwork for the 15 times Trump promised Americans $$$. Remember the DOGE dividend?
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026
Congratulations to Charlie Kirk for going an entire year without saying or doing something bigoted! It really goes to show you anyone can change
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It must be so boring to live your whole life as a bigot
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wanted to share post-leg day pic for hump day but hate how my butt looks in a jock 😢 why is my ass the only part of me that’s not fat 😭
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This week is the one-year anniversary of Charlie Kirk's shooting. We can safely say now that his legacy is a joke. His face is mostly dumb memes. His alleged friends use his killing as cheap entertainment. Erika clearly failed. I look at why. www.salon.com/2026/09/08/w...
salon.com
Why Erika Kirk failed as Turning Point USA’s leader
One year after Charlie Kirk's death, the organization is a joke — even on the right
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Teddy Swolesevelt @himbiologist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah I’m built different. Like. Incorrectly I think.
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Exactly none of my issues would be solved by getting plowed but boy howdy would I like to anyway
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ugh doesn’t Nintendo know I’ve never played a monster hunter game
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🙃
Sci-Fi Author: In my book l invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My birthday twin btw 💅🏻
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if you don’t like it you don’t appreciate art history and you have no childlike whimsy. Pick a struggle. youtube.com/shorts/k4q-1...
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Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #ocarinaoftime
YouTube video by TBSkyen Shorts
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sam Seder really clocked MAGA when he said "unless you're a billionaire or a racist there's no way Donald Trump benefits you" in that Jubilee video
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If there’s one thing Emmy voters are gonna do it’s never give Kaitlin Olson one 😭
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All my bloomfs should come to Denver and make out with me
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(A) Boyfriend Wine Pussy Please god
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well I know you all have been on pins and needles and yes I did get into the gay chorus I auditioned for 😌
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fucking horrifying. This man needs to be locked up forever
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And now Gloria Steinem? This is so fucked
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wondering what oomf’s penis look like tbh
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me when I’ve never heard of the name James:
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did not know you can start a splitting headache while sleeping but here we are
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/09/2026
it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My favorite thing to do is place my glasses in a random place each time I take them off so I can go on a fun little treasure hunt later
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James Somebody @jololikejazz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave release month let’s gooooooo 🥵🥳🥴😈🥹☺️
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🎃🧛🏾Vita Ahhhh-yala👻🙀 @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I genuinely am begging people not to watch the new HP show. Like, also don't buy any branded stuff - she makes money off all that. But especially don't watch the damn show.
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Caleb @dopplegl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got to meet an old bloomf and a new bloomf today! So glad to meet @seemtoggle.bsky.social and @jololikejazz.bsky.social! (Feat an appearance from Greg, who does not have Bsky)
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Nathan and 99 portmanteautobers @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
gooodnight
a meme in two parts. on the top, an emotional scene from Titanic where Jack tells Rose "Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens. No matter how hopeless." the Reaction Guys are watching it and unfazed. on the bottom, the Roadrunner says "Beep beep." and the Reaction Guys break out in tears
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