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I do comms stuff. Which is increasingly difficult to do, since the tech companies keep destroying all of our Towers of Babel.

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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 7h
I will never not repost this when I see it. What a lovely, lovely man Rog was.
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Humanoid History @humanoidhistory.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Blade Runner” concept art by Syd Mead. Of all his paintings for the film, this one is easily my favorite.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 17h
I often meet fellow cat owners who want to compare cat escapades, which usually leads to me saying "My cat is such 'a cat' that he made the international news" And they laugh at this obvious exaggeration Then stop laughing when I point out that it really isn't one www.newsweek.com/cas... #Pickle
newsweek.com
Cat poses for owner's photo from house window but there's a problem
His owner told Newsweek: "If he were human, it'd be like he'd broken into someone's home then asked if he could have security-camera footage for his Instagram."
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Street Dance With Mark Zuckerberg
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[Title panel]: STREET DANCE with MARK ZUCKERBERG

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[Mark Zuckerberg doing a street dance tutorial. he is wearing his silly current street bling look, with the big thick Meta Glasses]

MARK:
Hi there. I'm Mark Zuckerberg. 

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Can you pivot?

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Pivoting is the hot new street dance that allows you to be...

[Mark spins around, shouting “PIVOT!”]

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[When he has spun round to face us he is now dressed in his original look - hoodie, jeans]

MARK:
…a 2000s tech bro…

[He spins around again, shouting “PIVOT!”]

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Now he is dressed as he was at Trump’s inauguaration]

MARK: 
A MAGA friendly fascism enabler…

[he spins again, shouting “PIVOT!”]

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[He now looks like his weird big eyed METAVERSE AVATAR]

 And whatever the fuck this was!

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[Mark spins back to his original modern bling look, complete with glasses]

[And ASSISTANT appears stage right]

ASSISTANT:
Hey, uh, Mark?

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ASSISTANT:
We looked at the response on socials and, uh…

Everyone in the UK is calling started calling your big glasses, uh…

 "nonce goggles”.

MARK:
Oh no!

[He spins again, “PIVOT!”]

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[Now he is wearing the new META MUSE CHARM around his neck instead of the glasses]

MARK:

Who wants a weird Tamagotchi thing?

ASSISTANT:
Mark please stop

[ Ends]
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
inquirer.com
The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh, this isn’t necessarily their view now. This was their view when the tools started coming out. They just didn’t understand at the time how fucked they were.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I knew we were fucked by AI the day all my artist friends went “I will never replace my work with a machine” and all my coder friends went “Oh thank fuck, I never have to code again”.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I once went to a concert at a small venue (built in 1641), where a soprano sang songs from video games. She was only accompanied by a violin and a cello. The last piece she sang was the aria from FFVI and it was amazing. Rivals every classical concert I’ve ever been to.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’d ask which fandom was acting up this time, but the list wouldn’t fit even in a 100 reply thread.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"We're doomed!" "It's times like this I wish I were a religious man." "It's all over, people!"
Season 6 / Episode 14
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Panel 1: a large robot (composed of AI servers, network switches, storage arrays, and power distribution units) and a human are talking.

Professor "You don't want to destroy humanity do you, lLLM-A-9300x?"

Robot "Haha. What a silly question, Professor. I have no desires or feelings of my own whatsoever."

Professor (relieved)"Oh good." 

Panel 2: they walk on. The robot continues  "I am merely a tool of the company that created me. And that company, being composed of humans, will naturally have humanity's best interests at heart."

Panel 3: The professor is conspicuously quiet.
"Right?" says the Robot.
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More silence

"Professor?"
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Groundskeeper Willie and Bart Simpsons. The ”I ‘ate his guts!”-scene from “The Canine Mutiny”. You know, the one where Homer wears a tie to impress Laddie (voiced by Frank Welker, Transformers fans!)
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To make sure you have to wake up and figure it out. No snoozing for you.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
”I guess I… I’m afraid…” and a certain “Thank you…” near the end of Red Dead Redemption 2 is also incredibly moving.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Were you sent here by the devil?
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Feld Four @feldfour.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
castleroomvia
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is amazing.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The vegan guy from Futurama who taught a lion to eat tofu, but this time he taught a Garfield to eat tofu.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Twilight Zone: That's Not Fair
ALT: Twilight Zone: That's Not Fair
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Far side cartoon of cops with a bloodhound tracking dog in the woods who has led them to a plucked fowl sitting by a tree. A cop holding a pillow as evidence says, "You idiot! We want the scene *on* the pillo! *On* the pillow!"
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illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 23/02/2024
Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still
‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listening to the latest @pilottvpod.bsky.social Plus episode. Been worried that somebody would at some point tell James Dyer about “skämskudde”, since I knew he’d absolutely butcher the pronunciation. And Steph encouraging him… This is like Skarsgård and Boyd’s incredible Claes Bang all over again.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, I really do.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dunno, I think they can look pretty disappointed.
A badger that is very disappointed in you
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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Moebius
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I honestly think that @pantspants.bsky.social is one of the best to ever do it when it comes to absurd comics.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@jamescdyer.bsky.social and @helenlohara.bsky.social must dread going into podcast recordings for the next four weeks or so.
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Parker Simmons @parkersimmons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's up!
youtu.be
The Not Really Ghostbusters vs The Backrooms
YouTube video by Parker Simmons Animation
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
”One Battle After Another” (2025)
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From Mickey Mouse Versus The Mouseton Society of Evil

The Phantom Blot starts up his jetpack, standing next to a broken window that apparently was smashed open with a sledgehammer.

Blot: (talking to a bank employee) Yes, do cram it! Either way, while YOU bank your lives away for the capitalistic grind... I prefer ACTION!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h…
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If anyone needs a transcript of Schmitt's big moment, I've transcribed it here:
The meme with the guy putting on clown makeup with Schmitt's comments in which he beclowns himself by confusing the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rob Liefeld catching strays from Gary Larson here. Unexpected.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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