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@cffriden.bsky.social
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I do comms stuff. Which is increasingly difficult to do, since the tech companies keep destroying all of our Towers of Babel.

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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Groundskeeper Willie and Bart Simpsons. The ”I ‘ate his guts!”-scene from “The Canine Mutiny”. You know, the one where Homer wears a tie to impress Laddie (voiced by Frank Welker, Transformers fans!)
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The vegan guy from Futurama who taught a lion to eat tofu, but this time he taught a Garfield to eat tofu.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dunno, I think they can look pretty disappointed.
A badger that is very disappointed in you
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ethan Peck playing Evil Soap Opera Twin Sybok is just amazing. I love the vibes of Strange New Worlds. Pure Star Trek anarchy.
Ethan Peck as Soap Opera Sybok
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
DID YOU ORDER THE LUKE STORYLINE IN TLJ?!
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think we all know when Mickey got addicted.
Mickey Mouse saying ”Good gosh! Opium!” when seeing a can with a label that says opium on it. He’s also tied up.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
”Dad, don’t take this wrong, but your expression doesn’t fill me with confidence.”
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I want a print version of this. Hope it’s up soon.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I laughed at these two posts showing up together in my timeline today. @brendelbored.bsky.social @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We are all this fella
An amazing photo of a shouting Spanish football supporter
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Man saves a baby and several household appliances from a burning house and he thinks he’s a genius. SMH.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
General Hux from the worst Star Wars movie (”The Rise of Skywalker, fact fans). The top image says ”I don’t care who wins” and the bottom image says ”I just need Ronaldo to lose”.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"In there guys." "Thanks Homer!"
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sam spade speech bubble
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We get this guy and corrupt pool guy in the same day? We are eating well!
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Still one of my favourite gags. Brockman looks so bored when he says the same thing.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
He bloody well better. Greenlight it now. NOW I SAY! #007FirstLight
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It will always be EddieIzzard’sBeret telling Gerry Adams ”Surely you know someone who can fit a timer” when he complained about having to switch his Christmas lighting on and off.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Counterpoint: this was three years before Albert Finney filmed Poirot, in 1970. (I also googled the new guy and he does not have fuck machine-energy in his other photos.)
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I wonder what Kearney thinks about America’s 250th. We know he liked the bicentennial.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Gotta say, this made me laugh. @darthbluesky.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social
One post by Ben Collins and one post by darth.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Trying to come up with real-sounding titles. I reckon this would have been a Harlan Ellison-joint.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m having way too much fun with this.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A picture of the USS Voyager. The text in the picture says ”That’s it, back to Winnipeg!”
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
- Give those glasses to the press secretary. - All right. - And those.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My god. Why?
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ah crap, it’s April 20th. And the Americans just woke up. (Not the potheads, though. They’re asleep for at least four more hours, as their cultural heritage dictates.)
It’s the ”Here it comes” meme with the words ”420 posts on social media” on the sandstorm
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Donald Trump saying he'll order the US navy to go after ships in international waters if they've gone through the strait of Hormuz:
A picture of Tom Hanks as Captain Phillips in the movie "Captain Phillips". The caption says "Look at me. I am the pirate now."
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I think my maths book in school had the Stock, Aitken and Waterman backdrop on the cover. And (as always) a delight to see Squires’ Simpsons references.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Following @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social has reminded me of this all-time classic by @cmdr-hadfield.bsky.social
Chris Hadfield ranking Bonds. He's apparently a Dalton man, probably because Chris Hadfield is a classy guy.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I feel like Jonathan would be considered a ”problematic fave” by the users of this site, if that were so. He’s the oldest gay guy in the world.
Description of the daily habits of Jonathan the tortoise.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Waluigi working for ICE at JFK airport.
ICE agent moonlighting as a TSA agent and he looks like en evil version of Luigi Mangione
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Okay, I also laughed at this one.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Oh shit, here they come…
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
From the onion. A man dressed in various green clothes, holding a glass with green beer in it and wearing a green hat. Behind him is a balloon saying ” Happy St Patrick’s day”. The headline says ”Irish-Americans Gear Up For ’The Reinforcin’ O’ The Stereotypes’”
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I love Mikel Arteta’s new car. Squires, you certified genius, you.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Love when things like this happen on the timeline.
Screenshot of a BlueSky timeline with an Onion post about bungee jumping dog followed by Star Trek Minus Context post asking ”How’s your dog”.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Oh no, it’s one of these moments.
Heartbreaking. The worst person you know just made a good point.
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CF @cffriden.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Temperatures went above freezing yesterday, snow started to melt. Today? Snow squall.
Merry and Pippin looking at Aragorn. Pippin seriously looks like the smuggest little hobbit on Arda, like he should be thrown out through The Door of Night and forced to wait alongside Morgoth until the Dagor Dagorath. Anyway…

It’s the second breakfast meme, but a variant. 

Top line reads: We’ve had one winter, yes. 
Second line reads: But what about second winter?
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