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Tyler Swift

@tylerhill.bsky.social
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Explorer in Residence & Sinistromanual. Illustration. Board games and Magic the Gathering. Sci-fi, fantasy and cult movies. Trying not to get too wrapped around the axle about our political realities.

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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
QRP with your skull art!
Illustration of a skull covered in green slime, sitting on top of a dagger.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IMPORTANT NOTE: A fair number of the improvised songs I sing to my dog have to do with her eating frogs. This is only due to "dog" and "frog" rhyming and does not reflect my dog's actual frog consumption levels.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October 1st from the Pumpkin Smasher Basher! Just remember, if you choose to smash pumpkins this season, he might choose to bash you!
Illustration for the Pumpkin Smasher Basher, a jack-o-lantern headed dud with a large hammer, as he prepares to bash a pumpkin smasher dressed like a cowboy.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If anyone needs a transcript of Schmitt's big moment, I've transcribed it here:
The meme with the guy putting on clown makeup with Schmitt's comments in which he beclowns himself by confusing the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did the pre-release for Reality Fracture at Meeples Games in West Seattle, last night. Accidentally built an Angel typal deck between 3 Lyra's & 2 Blossom-Blessed Angels. Ended up going 1-1-1 with pretty much every game turning into a grindy board stall. Still, a fun night! #magicthegathering
A spread of Reality Fracture Magic the Gathering cards. Largely blue-white, with a touch of green. Featuring the previously mentioned angel cards and a full art foil Jace.
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A tale in two posts. Late September is like "hold my beer." Sept 21st ----------------> Sept 22nd
Weather Channel post saying "First Time in 60 Years: No Atlantic Hurricanes Before Sept. 21" from Sept 21st.CNN story saying "Hurricane Polo Becomes A Rare Category 5 Monster After Extreme Rapid Intensification" on Sept 22nd.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
QRB with your bird art 🕊️
Anti-ICE illustration I made, implying people should behave like crows when they see ice agents: Work as a group, be annoying, drive them away.The Gobbler. A puritan turned turkey monster that I included in my book The Lesser Legends. Here he's depicted carving cranberry jelly with an overly large knife.The Hue Hen. Another creature from the Lesser Legends. She drinks in rainbows from St. Patick's Day and lays colorful Easter Eggs.A stylized raven from an old October drawing challenge. It's perched on top of a pine tree, with a bracelet with cryptic markings on it.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New Miliary Complex/Triumphal Arch render just dropped.
Box image for the "GI Joe Headquarters Command Center" with gun totting soldiers piled on top of it, just blazing away with their machine guns.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When Macklemore was dropped from Ed Sheeran's tour, the rest of the opening acts quit in solidarity. The rest of the WHCA needs to boycott the White House, or they are silently complicit in Trump's move.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What is the weakest of sauces?
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No AI! Entirely drawn in pen on paper.
A giant ghoul dressed up as a pirate trick-or-treater... sort of piloting the "kid" like a puppet.A severed hand, walking around like the character from Addams Family, except more blood and shattered bone.A wickerman-style flesh golem... scraps of skin stretched over a frame of bones and stuffed with organs.A female bow hunter stalking through some rainy mud flats.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
More tone poem than actual narrative, The Salt Grows Heavy seems to be trying to determine how much gory and body horror you can fit into a fairy tale and still have it read like a love story. The answer? A lot. If you want a small, dense piece of dark beauty, this delivers. #booksky #booksky2026
The cover of The Grows Heavy by Cassandra Khaw.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you see this post a knight!
Black and white ink drawing of an animated skeleton knight in frayed armor. He has multiple arrows sticking out of him and someone still appears to be actively shooting, since one is flying past. He drags a large hammer behind him.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Shark Heart. I really enjoyed this. It was sad, poetic and used its unusual premise to explore love, loss, family, illness and a variety of human topics that felt resonate and holistic. There a ton of ways this whole house of cards could have collapsed. But I'm glad it didn't. #booksky #booksky2026
The cover for Shark Heart: A Love Story, but Emily Habeck
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I read a lot as a kid, but before 6th grade it was mainly a lot of Choose Your Own Adventure and Uncanny X-Men comics. But in 6th grade I discovered The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and it was the first series I remember consuming voraciously.
A spread of five classic Choose Your Own Adventure covers.A couple of classic Uncanny X-Men covers from the Morlock Massacre storyline. A battered, classic cover to Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Equal parts melancholy, horror & inspiration. I'm not sure what I expected, but this overdelivered. It doesn't shy away from the fact that she lives in Superman's shadow but also shows how Supergirl is a vital character with unique stories beyond just "Superman but a girl." #booksky #booksky2026
The cover of the trade paperback version of Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I've reached the point where I have enough Commander decks that I often find I get a little decision paralysis when it comes time to choose which one to play. So, to sidestep that, I've made a "Deck of Decks." Now I can just shuffle that, draw one and play the resulting deck. #mtgcommander #mtg
7 Magic the Gathering land cards spread out on the table. Each one has a word, such a "Zombie" or "Swords" written on it, which indicates the name of a different Commander deck.
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Fabio Santana @fabiosantana79.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
- Open Instagram - Go to your profile - Tap the three lines in the top-right corner - Scroll down to the Sharing and reuse section - Toggle off "Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with AI features on Meta" for Posts and Reels
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump tried to put his finger on the scale for the U.S. Soccer Team, but all he did was taint our otherwise historic run and ruin any good will we had accumulated at the World Cup before our loss. Just another data point in the theory that #EverythingTrumpTouchesDies.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Played 2 events at the #Commandfest in Tacoma, yesterday. First one was Full Set Sealed. I got Adventures in the Forgotten Realms and ill-advisedly decided to do 5-color dragons, using Tiamat and all the Mythic & Rare dragons, plus a lot of treasures. Not surprisingly, this went 0-2 (and a bye). 1/2
A spread of Adventures in the Forgotten Realm cards, featuring a lot of dragon cards.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Artists, quote with your blood art!
A pen and ink drawing of a severed hand standing like It from Addams Family, except its wrist is a mess of blood and broken bones, and it's nails long and splintered.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Artists! Quote with your yellow art!
A vector drawing, in CMYK, of a robot rabbit ... or rabbot.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine. Quote post with yours (if you feel like it). I made this on a whim, when I got obsessed with the idea of "what would the Fast & Furious franchise feel like from the cars perspective. It still bemuses me.
A screen cap from Fast & Furious 6, with a tank driving over a car, while another, blue car speeds away in the foreground. They all have Cars movie style eyes and mouths Photoshopped onto them.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Today is a Historic Day. It marks the 10year anniversary of Trump posting a photo of a D-Day training session to commemorate D-Day. #DDay.
A screen cap of a tweet by Donald Trump saying "Remembering the fallen heroes on DDay." Except the photo is obviously form a training session and not the actual invasion, as evidenced by the drill sergeant standing calming with his hands on his hips.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Made this image back in 2019, wishing that I could run something akin to the old Windows disk defragmenter on my personal life. Still resonates.
A screencap of the old Windows disk defragmenter, but Photoslopped to say "Tyler Defragmenter." At the bottom of the window, the categories for the defragmenter read "fragmented life," "contiguous life," "unmoveable life," and "free time."
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Artists! Quote with your fan art!
A brightly colored illustration depicting Man-At-Arms and Mer-Man, from the Masters of the Universe toy/cartoon series, fighting each other.A black and white illustration of a bunch of the female X-Men, in their outfits from the late-80s, drawn using an early 80's photo of female punk rockers as reference.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hey everyone! I've started work on a board game based on some ideas rattling around in my head. As I continue to develop it, I'll be posting updates on my Instagram account. Watch me flail around as I try to turn my brain musings into something cool and real. www.instagram.com/p/DZJGGHJD1B...
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Tyler Allen Hill on Instagram: "ATTENTION! Trying something a little different with this post: So recently I started working on a board game. Not for a contract and not with the idea of getting it pub...
4 likes, 0 comments - psychopompous_art on June 3, 2026: "ATTENTION! Trying something a little different with this post: So recently I started working on a board game. Not for a contract and not with ...
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Anxious People by Fredrik Backman. I enjoyed this, but wanted to like it more than I did. Something about the storytelling felt like it was over-eager to get to the reward without the ordeal... if that makes sense. Still, it was a light, fun easy read with some clever parts. #booksky #booksky2026
Cover of Fredik Backman's Anxious People
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fine. If @magic.wizards.com and @mtgsecretlair.com don't want to sell me a Goblin Storm deck, I guess I'll have to make one with cards I already own. Save myself $150 and play with some cards that I was previously neglecting. Win-win ...for me at least. WotC loses out a sale, of course.
A Magic the Gathering Commander deck, made up of Goblins and pretty much only goblins. Krenko is the Commander, of course.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I was thinking about 200 card Commander decks this morning (as one does) & was wondering: What if there was a variant where everyone built 200 card decks; but at the start of the game you shuffled, split your deck in half and put the lower half aside, so you still just played with 99 card decks. 1/2
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
QRP something with horns!
A treefolk type dude with a leaf cape, clutching some deer and smiling. A bird perches on his horn.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Moving this over from the Bad Place, since it's probably the most important piece of Science I've ever produced. #ThunderRoad
A classic Thunder Road board game box in which I've laid over a lot of text explaining why no board game box has ever promised more action... but really the illustration is self-evident... so many cars crashing, things exploring and machine guns firing.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Still pretty much the only Universes Beyond that I want to see for Magic the Gathering. #magicthegathering #universesbeyond #mtg #twinpeaks
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Someday, I will get through the morning news without wanting to do this... but that day is not today.
Image of a man walking into the ocean, wearing a suit, with type reading "this is me... just giving up on humanity and walking into the ocean after reading that" overlaid on top of it.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Apparently, it's #CrowandRavenAppreciationDay! So, here's a couple for the mix. One inspired by Minneapolis. One just pulled from my sketchbook.
Anti-ICE illustration I did a while back, likening the people of Minneapolis to crows chasing off a hawk. Vector illustration. Several black crows. One white hawk. Pink background. Text saying "Be The Crows."Pen and ink illustration of a raven-like bird perched at the top of a pine tree.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Same energy.
Screencap of the Trending box on Bluesky. The first three entries read: Kash Patel, Kagurabachi, Kucherov.Screencap of The Office. Jim, dressed as Dwight, is saying "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Ministry of Time - I really liked this, without loving it. It straddles several genres and is packed with ideas. But, for every 2 ideas that really caught me, there would be a third that felt only half-baked. Still, worth the time if you are looking for a vacation read. #Booksky #Booksky2026
The cover of The Ministry of Time paperback, on a bedspread with yellow, orange and green dots.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A car arousal carousel.
A woman looking nervously excited about driving a car. First time?A man realizing he's just located the special spot to unlock some pleasure.Don't even want to know what's happening in the grill of this car.You're skin... so smooth!
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Started drawing a giant battle scene featuring all the Masters of the Universe characters, but only got through coloring Man-At-Arms and Mer-Man before my short attention span got the best of me. Still, I didn't want to make these two and not have them after get seen... so here they are! #MotU
Illustration of the two Master of of the Universe characters, Man-At-Arms and Mer-Man, doing combat. Lots of magenta and cyan lighting going on as they cross weapons.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'd be mad that this illustration was flagged as Adult Content... if it wasn't so funny that it was flagged as Adult Content.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog.
The "heavy hound." A giant, wrinkly hound dog laying on top of a person, on a bed that looks ready to collapse under the weight.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Secrets of Strixhaven prerelease deck! I was pretty excited about this white-black-green deck made up almost exclusively of 2 and 3 drop cards. But it's lack of a good top end finisher and that I effectively played 3 mirror matches resulted in a 0-1-2 record for the evening. Still, a very fun night!
40 Magic the Gathering cards s0read out on a play mat. All the cards are some mix of white, black or green. Rares include Stirring Hopesinger, Professor Dellian Fel and Great Hall of the Biblioplex .
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Vance trying to Catholicsplain to the Pope that he "should be careful when he talks about matters of Theology" says so much about the comedic levels of entitled arrogance that runs straight through this entire administration.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Happy #PortfolioDay! I'm Tyler, an illustrator and designer with a background in board game design, residing in the Seattle area! I like to draw monsters, robots, unusual people and pop culture mash-ups. Portfolio site: www.explorerinresidence.com
A purple-skinned fairy, with orange hair and a flowing dress, floating on the top of a mountain, with a pink and purple sunset in the background.The Gutless Gutpuncher: a rock-fisted man in jeans, with no gut, just a spine.A robot rabbit... or rabot. Rendered in CMYK.A knife-wielding skeleton being piloted by 4 red devils.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Just figured out who Trump is healing in his "doctor" picture.
Side by side images of the man in Trump's weird Jesus picture and Jeffery Epstein.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Yes, I tracked down the article. And yes, it details how scientists were investigating using blood and urine to make concrete, so that space colonists could live in houses built from their own gore like some sort of grimdark Warhammer 40k characters.
Paragraph detailing how studies show you could effectively make concrete from blood or urine, but that asking colonists to repeatedly drain themselves is seen as a "drawback."A quote from a researcher saying people probably don't want to live in houses built from scabs and urine.

Speak for yourself.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I've been fixating on the idea of a Commander Deck for Magic the Gathering that, instead of defeating the other players, would focus on defeating the game of Magic itself. It hinges on these two creatures. If you had both out, you would create a state where no one can win OR lose. 1/3 #mtg #magic
Platinum Angel, which reads "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."Abyssal Persecutor, which reads "You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.
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Tyler Swift @tylerhill.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
NEW IDEA: Tarot card readings but using the Scryfall random Magic the Gathering card generator to create the spread. scryfall.com/random #mtg #magicthegathering
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