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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 09/04/2026
I have a perfect idea for fixing and funding this app simultaneously: make each reply cost $1, to be refunded when it is liked by the OP.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/01/2026
BENOIT BLANC: an' you suh, you uh, you had no ANIMUHS with uh the snake mistuh COILY, none of any kind you might say? Q*BERT: !@#$%? BLANC: suh we do not say that anymore
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NutshellGulag @nutshellgulag.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
A black and white photo from an old baking cookbook which shows how to shape the dough for a crown brioche. It looks suspiciously like a certain obscene meme picture (goatse) that Bluesky just banned.
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weary bunions @ziusik.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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syn @syn.horse · 25/06/2025
oh no
A plush Jean-Luc Picard next to a 5-pack of lightbulbs showing only four bulbs in the illustration
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 08/06/2025
If I were going to pick a fight with the President of the United States I would probably not first alienate everyone on earth except Andrew Yang, Ro Khanna, Ian Miles Chong, and the Doge Designer Twitter account.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
@katymontgomerie.com Hi Katy. Thought you fight find the sheer impotent pettiness of transphobes amusing. Here's the IMDB Trivia page of Last Week Tonight's "Trans Athletes" episode.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 10/04/2025
People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
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ᚔᚅᚄᚓᚏᚈ ᚄᚉᚐᚏᚍ ᚅᚐᚋᚓ @ciara2001.eurosky.social · 06/04/2025
A Sumerian Votive statue (that is often used to depict Ea Nasir) with a speech bubble "Yes ... Ha ha ha YES"
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Putting together a big conspiracy board with red string but all the pinned papers just say "Cunts".
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Whether it's liberal students booing Charles Murray or conservative presidents sending innocent fathers to die in El Salvadoran torture prisons, there's been plenty of incivility on both sides of the political spectrum.
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 31/03/2025
Me (jiggling the door handle): Locked. I’ll have to find another way through.
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Andrew "TmsT" Kepple @theoddkepple.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
#cowtools #ghibli #farside #hayaomiyazaki #garylarson #ai
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
to the people posting Studio Ghibli AI slop. May Miyazaki bless you 🙏
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Weird Pink Potato Guy struts down the street saying: “Tee Hee Hee. Can’t wait to get home and post more AI Studio Ghibli content on the internet”

Panel 2: Potato Guy arrives at his front door, looks directly at reader and says “I’m A Artist.

Panel 3: Potato Guy disappears inside his house

Panel 4: Potato Guy whistling in the foreground, taking off his hat. He has failed to notice the man in the shadows. It’s Miyazaki, and he’s screwing a silencer on to a pistol…
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support
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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Not only is the whole Cameron and Osbourne style austerity shit appalling after 14 years of hell, but Labour has spent WEEKS drip feeding this to the media, scaring some of the most vulnerable people in the process. I am absolutely disgusted with them. It is an indefensible choice.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 05/03/2025
Conversely, I suspect one of the things Trump finds most attractive about tariffs is that the CEOs and Chairman of vastly more succesful companies than his have to come grovelling to him for exemptions that he can grant or withhold without any process, oversight, or transparency.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
He is not just appeasing Putin, he is aligned with him. And every single client journalist, political shill & public/online cheerleader on both sides of the Atlantic is too. Against Zelensky. Against Ukraine. Against freedom. Against the most basic tenets of decency.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
@katymontgomerie.com Hi Katy, love your show! in your opinion was Annelise Dodds pro- or anti- trans rights? Because it's kind of looking like she was both and I'm not sure what to think.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The right wing woman is not insincere in her politics, but she *is* tactical: she believes that sexual and reproductive service to right wing men will earn her their protection, affection, and material support. She is wrong.
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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/02/2025
"Why aren't you yelling at Republicans" First of all I am, and secondly if I said what I think the solution is I would get banned from this website
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down
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