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Austin Fletcher

@cdca.bsky.social
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Toot!
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You bring joy and light to the world with your charming whimsy tempered by sincere compassion and your gigantic anime tits.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aww, congratulations!
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He just makes me laugh so much. The Most Reproachful Beast on God's Earth.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God, she was so brilliant. The fact that we never got to see her as Granny Weatherwax feels like a personal slight by the universe.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And as responsible members of the Fourth Estate, we at the respected Wall Street Journal have no choice but to uncritically and without comment amplify the words of the lying liars who demonstrably lie all the time for obvious reasons.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Where can I find out more about it? Google has failed me.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
To look at the current political landscape and decide the formula for success is "The same as Kier Starmer, but this time it's me in the big office" is truly remarkable.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like MapQuest's name. Delightfully Web 1.0. I imagine it having a clipart looking cartoon wizard as a mascot.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I am not a crackpot."
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I tried. Seemed fun mechanically. But the quips. Oh god, the quips.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lucy will DEFINITELY not pull the football away this time. She strongly hinted that she wouldn't.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You: *staring at your newly self-cut fringe in the bathroom mirror* Treguard: Ooh, naaaaaaasty.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I made a nebuliser chamber for my rattly guy and use dilute F10 and it really helps. It's not for all rats but let me know if you'd like more info.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The only time I've seen Democrat lawmakers get genuinely angry during either Trump administration is when voters suggest they take action against their beloved Republican colleagues.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The bullet... his neck... it works on so many levels!
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wait, was is that exactly? A toy sink for kids?
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Loafe.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There should be a Samaritans type service for when people are having Fringe Ideation.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cognitive neuroscientist. The cobbler's children have no shoes.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I thought that expelling all your bodily and spiritual toxins by spitting venom into the eyes of right wing chuds was how you maintained your unearthly beauty?
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts, marvellous.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Are we absolutely sure Mitch McConnell didn't make a deal with the devil to restore his youth?
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You're right, it turns out it is actually a pretty good article, just a terrible headline. And I'm not just saying that out of fear of being put to work in the Birthday Mines.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Any junk food advert not narrated by @disappointment.bsky.social doing his Big Ron's Big Pies voice is missing a trick.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Was journalism always this shit?
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Having said that, BOTW did suffer from a bit of an anticlimactic ending and say what you like about TOTK's, it wasn't that.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Man, the atmosphere in BOTW was perfect. A broken hero stumbling around a lonely, windswept world full of half-remembered ghosts with no clue what's over the next hill. TOTK was a jaw dropping technical achievement, but I just struggled to give as much of a shit. Some baffling story choices too.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
For every hour you listen to Kate Bush, your hair grows one inch. Many such cases.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I genuinely, truly think they were embarrassed by how good it was for being made by a handful of outsiders.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I want Beyonce to wake me up in the morning with a bacon sandwich and a blowjob, but noone writes a story about that.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yes, that's the joke.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Is he balding? Is he balding and comically insecure about it? There's no way to tell. Because of the hat. I see that hat and just think "Oh, a hat." I don't even think about balding and insecurity at all.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
For the whole night?
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
IN THE NAME OF KANE
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
None of us even own a chessboard, we're mostly talking about chess theory. No, we don't know the "rules" of chess, but we know the rhythm of speech people who talk about chess use, and that ain't nothing. No, we don't enjoy it, it's boring and miserable, but how else will we avoid getting shot?
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's like a horse's mane. I'm so jealous I could eat my own hands.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
That's as many as 150.7 tens. And that's terrible.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Absolutely incredible film. Up there with Ring.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Genuinely got furiously jealous for a second about how cool you are. Nerd cool, not actual cool, but still.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Have you told your mam yet?
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dril has had more of an influence on my spoken and internal language than Shakespeare.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I assume only your eyes were visible and made little piano plinks when you blinked.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I mean it's no "Handles for Threeks", but what is?
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes."
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love how much old rats enjoy just hanging out with you.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The signs are posted all over town. "Have you seen Honey?" We've all seen the posters, but nobody has seen Honey the cat.
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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
✌️BILL✌️
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