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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The bullet... his neck... it works on so many levels!

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Americans started kicking off, I went to the trouble of proving to them it costs £39 with this screenshot and they were still super stubborn about it and kept arguing in bad faith. American's weird cultural moral objections to just getting on a train baffles me.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

In case you're confused due to being unfamiliar with Scotland's fine confectionery, a teacakes is biscuit/cookie and a sort of Italian meringue, not a cake.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

MFW Amazon wants to force feed my young owner AI slop while she sleeps

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

MFW Amazon want to force feed my young owner AI slop while they sleep

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

29 Feb 1983 does not exist. A Confused Apple Tree With Leaf Mould is being made a fool of. For SHAME, Smash Hits.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

"I have asked all my staff not to be corrupt, so I foresee no issues in making a huge deal about my government being squeaky clean and anti-corruption."

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I can't believe we drove Dril away for Threads. Fucking THREADS. We all know we deserve this site to die for our crimes against humour.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I've never had as much fun on social media as when I reply to people in character as Columbo. (credit to @smoothdunk2.bsky.social who never signs his work because he is a BIG SILLY l)

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Sorry, Sexy Goth Girl Who Doesn't Think She's Worthy of Love, I thought you'd be a shoe-in for my Robert too, but the heart wants what it wants.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

As if I could compete with him.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Live footage from outside your house following this post:

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Although as a shitpost connoisseur, I'm actually more partial to "victory wine"

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

The Fly 2 got me into monsterpreg and violent movement. I'm like 99% certain it's what inspired Lusty (the animator). She describes the film in detail but doesn't name it.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Congratulations on beating fascism, America!

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

It's not even a recent thing! It's NEVER worked! Not even once! The obsession baffles me.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Showing this guy a Rorschach Test and he's just like

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I can't get over a government in its first year so obsessed with election polls that it flip flops frantically all over the place, managing to alienate literally everyone in the process and still not finding a way to save any money.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I genuinely sometimes forget he wasn't a fictional character.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

We drove Dril away to Threads. Fucking THREADS.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Labour strategy memo just leaked.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

New reaction image just dropped.

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Austin Fletcher @cdca.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

The worst time to make threats is when you're too much of a pussy to actually follow through as literally all of them are. All the downsides of stochastic terrorism, none of the upsides.

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