Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 26mIt's the most economical way to let people know I'm both funny and horny as hell. 000
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 1hThe idea that Hegseth would earnestly talk to anyone to figure out if this would be a good idea, even along cynical lines, is more absurd than anything. He thought of this idea leaning back too far in an office chair, catching himself, and then leaving it up to the little people to make happen. 000
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 1h"what about guys who know podcasters, are handsome, but just don't know it?" 000
Reposted by Chase BurkeA hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 2hI think two things can be true: intentional cruelty even with zero external stakes is a self-corrupting exercise, thus it’s a duty to ourselves and loved ones to avoid. And also Anthropic is weaponizing a real philosophical question cynically to drum up mystique for their stupid slop engine 823334
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 1hHey I'll also not be able to stop Republicans, but it'll only cost $3 million. 060
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 4hYou will save so much of your own sanity by not engaging with wild claims brought forth by people who aren't interested in if they're actually true. You can't always change the news or "the discourse", but you can stop it from changing you. 020
Reposted by Chase BurkeEmily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 5hIt's the job of the media to scrutinize such statements and decide whether there's a story here at all (maybe the story is Anthropic researchers have fallen into a fantasy-land and brought many policymakers with them), not to just platform them. >> 142555
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 4hEvery time he takes power away from Congress they're grateful for all the extra time they can spend fundraising. And most of that fundraising is predicated on them not standing in the way of anything, so it all dovetails nicely for them. 050
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 5hI go for escapist fantasies like Batman decisively chooses what to do for dinner, and Aquaman does a home repair right away. 050
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 6hI can see a bunch of teens outside CVS drinking this mixed with Monster. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 11hSelling your weird hometown simulator on eBay in a world where presumably everyone else can do this too. And most people would probably choose to make something interesting! 000
Reposted by Chase BurkeEmmeline @shirokumahi.me · 08/10/2026had a stray thought about this, decided to check, and inflation so bad adjusted guybrush passed $50 recently fineleatherjackets.net/monkeyinflat... 0895363
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 23hEating a trendy new protein pretzel (it's a kielbasa in a a pretzel shape). 000
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You can't see it, but just below the sink is a hole filled with bristles so you can clean it discreetly. 020
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"No way to prevent this" says man trying to solve a problem my robot vacuum can handle. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Inviting you to the opening of a donut shop but omitting the detail that I don't own it, and "opening" just means what time they normally open. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I love reading* to my kids**. * summoning ** Control Resonant mold spores 010
Reposted by Chase BurkePope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The FBI thwarting terrorist attacks:static.klipy.comMan pretends to drink bleachAlt: Man pretends to drink bleach and jump out of a window, but he stops at the last minute and is just kidding around! 1486
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Trying to understand what "real life Peter Griffin memes" means and who would want that. 0110
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was thinking "trencher's gut" when I wrote this lol. They've told me to stay away from brown foods, aside from beer, and to sleep with a sock full of wet dirt on my chest. 000
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The cloth/wire mom experiment except both dads are wire and neither has anything to offer the child. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Occasionally I go to a shop, too (the crowd turns violent) 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My 2023 Kona EV feels pretty derpy next to both because it was right before the design update. 020
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This was a big upgrade for me. Also if you do use tubes of ginger paste, those freeze well, too. 030
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wow people go online and just admit to anything, huh? 020
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is pretty good considering it must be their first time using a pen ever. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Replaced the wax seal underneath my toilet. Tried very hard to keep everything hygienic. Felt kinda crummy later in the day, so now I'm paranoid I've given myself some sort of civil war era disease. 120
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Airport thriller book about the internet going down at the same time a contagion hits a furry con. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Feeling weirdly guilty about not using my Index more. Foolishly hoping the Frame will encourage some more quality VR titles. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It only there were vast, free repositories that described ingredients and instructions for making food. And once we had that, we could make several million articles called "easy weeknight dinners". But I am a dreamer. 1170
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The eagle would die from all the weird shit his liver has to filter out. 020
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026When I get to that part in the Digger theme song, I just kinda mumble it. 020
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Uh-oh, he signed it Seymour Buttz, which is not his legal name. I suspect this was not an honest mistake given the possible double meaning. 050
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Politicians are not your friends you support through thick and thin! You support them when they fight for your policies and critique them when they don't! 071
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And he attempted it without the crutch of driving a lifted truck. 030
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I liked him because his podracer was green! I had the Lego set. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I was listening to this episode while doing some home repairs. So naturally, I had to make sure this wasn't all part of some mind game. 100
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You try to be a good person and only criticize the content of someone's character, but their obsession with aesthetics is a character flaw that they make manifest in their own carved faces. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It was good that the only place to hang out in public was trying to sell you a pretzel at 1000% markup. 030
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"There's a perfectly good reason why my beliefs and actions did not line up. All the stuff you hated came from Bizarro Joe. So the stuff you liked was from me. Bizarro Joe was executed by secret tribunal. Thank you." 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What are they going to do, make their food even blander? 030
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The thing that is especially creepy is that they will claim these relationships are emotionally meaningful. But this "relationship" is one where they have godlike control over the imagined partner. How can they find meaning in something so solipsistic? 000
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now more than ever we need people to stop taking tech claims at face value. Everyone is just shitting out stuff that doesn't work so fast that by the time you catch on, 100 new scams pop up. 020
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Picking up women is a numbers game, and he just discovered that those numbers only include 1 and 0. 010
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How else do you celebrate the whole row behind empty? 020
Chase Burke @cburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is unbelievable. I've never had this much room on a plane. 0124
