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One time I saw Josh Groban at a restaurant and he told me to have a good night

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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sometimes i think about how weird it is that I don't live in Asia. Most people do
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“Love yourself, you piece of shit,” he whispered angrily to himself
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
holy shit Spotify you couldn’t have missed the point more @maintenancephase.bsky.social
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
more like world crap
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
appears we’ve lost the juice 😔
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
in 2006 my family went to Italy and Italy won the World Cup in 2010 my family went to Spain and Spain won the World Cup this year my family went to Norway… 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴
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Haaland Eyes
ALT: Haaland Eyes
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the U.S. red card was actually due to the shocking lack of aura from our fans (relative to other nations) we will never have the Paraguay Tranqui guy and we deserved to be penalized for it #worldcup
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
you know how sometimes in a dream you try to run but you can barely move now imagine that but it’s you trying to punch yourself in the face that’s right folks, I had the funnniest possible Sad Dream in the universe
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
gf said they’re spraying the spray that makes you play football
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
in more NEVER KYS news: 2 European babies in the Amsterdam airport; one dad says “I’m sorry, I don’t speak your language,” the other dad says “it doesn’t matter, they both speak baby”
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
in NEVER KYS news: a 96-year-old woman told me she used to have a dog named Patty, and her family got a boat at her cabin named Patty Waggin’ (because the dog was always wagging her tail) 🥲
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“rape culture isn’t real” one of the highest-rated and most beloved James Bond films (Goldfinger) features a corrective rape of a lesbian (who is canonically a victim of childhood SA) and per the movie, it fucking WORKS
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
crying my little eyes out at work then I remembered to do a Mental Health and I was like wow I can’t remember the last time I cried at work; it used to happen a lot more. I am forced to accept a Win
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Laupikora: Hide the Pain Harold Meme
ALT: Laupikora: Hide the Pain Harold Meme
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Blue Velvet (1986)
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I went to a David Hockney exhibit in London where you could go through a room where a film he took of a canopy of trees played across the whole ceiling & the walls, as if you were moving under it yourself I’ll never not think of him and his love of nature when I see trees in beautiful sunlight :’)
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
sister and I were talking shit about our aunt and the 8yo niece goes “don’t talk bad about people behind their backs!” we legit had no comeback, like damn ur right. she was SO pleased with herself we had nothing to say niece 5 seconds later: [boy from school] is such a POOPOOHEAD
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
my unemployed girlfriend and my unemployed roommate are having a diva off in the temp agency Excel Assessment
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
also famously the score
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
you know the play is over soon when somebody onstage throws a bunch of shit all over the floor
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
update: it’s not very good
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
just bought lemonade off a child who was selling it $3 a cup and had a QR code set up for Venmo payments when did I become 1000 years old
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Inspired by the Enhanced Games I am launching NASCAR for drunk drivers
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
overheard a sentence I didn’t know existed: “I finally found a veteran’s horsemanship group that’s not secretly religious”
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bojack Horseman (2014)
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
plz don’t cancel me but I have to say: season 5 is the worst season of Hacks by far?? -why is each episode 45 min. but with sitcom ass beats -M*g St*lter is one of the funniest women alive but she cannot pull off dramatic acting -LA writers doing cringey Hollywood navelgazing (many such cases)
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
sometimes you get really into spirituality so then you have to sit in the dentist’s chair and contemplate why it was important to the Divine that we as a humans race lie down and have our teeth poked at with metal instruments while the 2004 hit “Let Me Love You” by Mario plays over the speaker
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
multiple men at the Aurora soccer game in a jersey they spent money on to have a woman’s last name displayed across their back … something about that is very healing to me
Aurora Soccer stadium and fans at night in Minnesota
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
so-called "free thinkers" when there is a tiny bird outside
orange cat on the windowsill staring intently out the window
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Don’t really care if you use DoorDash or not but you should have Catholic Guilt about it
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A lot of grocery store nacho cheese containers say “DO NOT MICROWAVE IN THIS CONTAINER. DO NOT DO THAT” and they can say that as much as they want but I don’t think they’ve grappled with how little the average grocery store nacho cheese enthusiast has to lose
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
oooh my god, every time your improv scene partner walks through a table that was previously set up through space work, you make them a ghost?? should we throw a party? should we invite Del Close
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
my theory remains near undefeated; Men and only Men will learn the fuck out of an instrument, study it for years, get really really good at it, then be like, “and yeah I can probably sing too” (they cannot)
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
(to the tune of “Rainbow Connection”) 🎶Rainbows are pri-i-sons but only illusions🎵 “Hey folks. I’m Michel Foucault—“
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
last night it was raining and the window was open and my cat was sitting on my girlfriends lap while she was working on her computer and I was like holy shit I’m in the middle of a lofi hip hop mix beats to relax/study to video
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'll never forget this one time 14 years ago when I was calm and confident for like 5 minutes
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
improv 101 students came to the show tonight and asked if we “text each other the movie references we’re going to make beforehand” 🥺🥲
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
go ahead, keep adding tasks to my to do list. i will only get sleepier
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I was completely stuck on a comedy writing thing, caved and asked ChatGPT for help. its ideas were so fucking garbage, it made me angry enough to prove I could easily write my own. and I did. is this what people mean when they say LLMs improve your “workflow”
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’m sorry but this poster being up in the memory care center where I work is such a darkly funny choice; people with dementia who are wandering are pretty objectively lost 🥴
A poster with a photo of a bike against a tree. There are big words that say Not all who wander are lost
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
why does going into work on a warm morning feel like summer camp
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I forget you’re not really supposed to share stuff with your coworkers like “I haven’t been to the dentist in 10 years” because they’ll be like omg what the fuck why and you can’t really just be like “oh right, I forgot some people are not mentally ill”
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I love using all my little Apps: Bluesky is where I go to check on the Woke, X is where I go to check on the Mentally Ill, and Threads is where I go to check on the Woke & Mentally Ill
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who are doing the best they can! And to everyone who is separated from their mom by death, by choice, or for any other reason: you are not alone. LIFE IS COMPLICATED!
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
they keep coming out with new bullshit cannabinoids
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
We just keep wearing our little shirts and pants and doing our best
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
when people stop somewhere and (illegally) use the handicap loading area to park, I park in the handicap spot (I have a placard), go inside, wait till they get back to their car, and then just hit my Lock button over and over so my car honks at them as they scurry away. is this doing the work
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
my cat has been using her cat tree incorrectly for like six months, only using it to sit on top of a part not meant for sitting (creating a big dent). then seemingly overnight she started using all of it, as intended. did she read the instruction manual over the weekend
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Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
read this tweet and let out a large sob, how soon do we think I’m getting my period
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back the ancient knowledge
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.
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