Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 14/07/2026holy shit Spotify you couldn’t have missed the point more @maintenancephase.bsky.social 010
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 02/07/2026the U.S. red card was actually due to the shocking lack of aura from our fans (relative to other nations) we will never have the Paraguay Tranqui guy and we deserved to be penalized for it #worldcup 010
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 30/06/2026gf said they’re spraying the spray that makes you play football 011
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 22/05/2026multiple men at the Aurora soccer game in a jersey they spent money on to have a woman’s last name displayed across their back … something about that is very healing to me 000
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I’m sorry but this poster being up in the memory care center where I work is such a darkly funny choice; people with dementia who are wandering are pretty objectively lost 🥴 100
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 04/05/2026read this tweet and let out a large sob, how soon do we think I’m getting my period 000
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 27/03/2026babe wake up they have Bisexual Earrings at the science museum 000
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 23/03/2026FUCKED UP: my cat serves face for homophobic brands but when you interrogate her about it, she says, “come on man, i’m just a lil guy!” which is really hard to argue with 030
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Threads was actually interesting, local information for like five minutes and now basically every post I see on there is some version of this 000
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 03/02/2026you do hate to admit how good of a burn this is 000
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 25/01/2026every time I watch children do Theater or Singing or Dancing my face is literally like this for the entire show except I genuinely am so proud of them and think they’re perfect and have hope for the future watching them showcase their mediocre talents 000
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 23/01/2026even if your whole thing~ is getting undocumented people out of the country, supporting this administration now means you support causing lifelong trauma in children. That’s what you’re voting for #ICEout 000
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 31/12/2025jfc, the raw milk psychos are gonna start the next pandemic aren’t they 000
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 19/11/2025you think you’re being so stealth about where you cry at work and then suddenly someone has been standing behind a door in the break room 000
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 05/07/2025big things happening in the Chicago drag scene 010
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 01/05/2025“As a profession, I mean.” is sending me into the fucking stratosphere 030
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 02/03/2025watching #Conclave and I can’t help but think this process would go a lot faster if before each vote they had a round table hosted by Alan Cumming in a sequined kilt 010
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 31/01/2025today at work a person I registered as a Child walked in and asked for “someone in Human Resources or whoever covers benefits” and I gave him a business card with a number to the corporate office and he said he’d be in touch 010
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 30/01/2025complete missed opportunity to use “such sweet Sbarrow.” disappointing; we used to be a country 010
Catrosewright @catrosewright.bsky.social · 04/12/2024apologies if you met me in my Boujee Strut Rap phase #spotifywrapped 000
