Reposted by CarlsonFederal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 16hi don't know how many people are like this, but the shit i have heard from some people about how eagerly they just let chatgpt decide everything for them is incredibly disorienting 6773
Reposted by CarlsonJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 27/09/2026as someone who has been really critical of a lot of the initial breathless "teehee, weird sex" reportage, i really appreciate this thread for nailing the actual fucked up immoral thing that is happening; you CANNOT consent if your employment or job success are on the line 8856199
Reposted by Carlsongeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/08/2023Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly? 3131821211
Reposted by CarlsonSilver Snep 🌈❄️🐆 @snepstuffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Paws up if you wanna scare Tommy Tuberville >:3c 391545381
Reposted by Carlsondisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fellas, is it ignorant to eat chess pieces? 410333
Reposted by CarlsonLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026Happy twenty-third day of the month of September for those who celebrate 526876
Reposted by Carlsonmagma @dspacefear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"People usually actually believe in the things they believe in, no, like, for real" is something basically everyone fails to grasp about everyone outside their in-group, tbf 1282
Reposted by Carlsonandi & the firmament girls @konkondragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when someone is being made by the government to do something under threat of regulatory action, maybe it's a waste of time to berate them for acquiescing instead of actually pushing back against the policies themselves 1173
Reposted by CarlsonCoffee + Fox @foxpresso.bsky.social · 23/09/20269 Transit-themed badges done. I never expected this many animals to be onboard! 77926
Reposted by CarlsonFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/09/2026I for one am tired of the “all of human existence should be quantified into spreadsheets, and things that cannot be quantified should be viewed as irrelevant and useless” faction running everything 20483126
Reposted by CarlsonRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11867541611
Reposted by CarlsonMicah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026kalshi and polymarket should be banned altogether, not allowed to encourage users to start margin trading 16872112
Reposted by CarlsonJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made 242603604
Reposted by Carlsonmerritt @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026going forward you should assume that any video which neatly and cutely supports your views about the world is AI-generated 557073
Reposted by CarlsonRachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My hottake: encouraging celebrities to "use their platform" and be loudly political is a bad idea not because it's intrusive to polite society but because most of them are dumb as shit outside their chosen profession we don't need to encourage being loud and influentially wrong 15312
Reposted by Carlson⋆ ˚。⋆🍂⋅ŌKᗩ‧🍂⋆ ˚。⋆ @okaliz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(repost) Autumn is here 🍂 3662214
Reposted by Carlson☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026idlewords.comSuperintelligence: The Idea That Eats Smart People 829532
Reposted by CarlsonStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them. 471830300
Reposted by CarlsonVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cynicism is a fundamentally reactionary impulse 25810
Reposted by CarlsonSam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"That poll has Trump being assassinated as unfavorable, clearly they don't want him to die" Correct, the average lib wants to see Trump rot in prison while everything he built collapses around him and everyone under his thrall backtracks and insists they always hated him 814220
Reposted by CarlsonFederal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/05/2024normal poster: posting is fun poster's madnes: posting is important poster's rabies: posting is the only thing that's important 12756147
Reposted by Carlson"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Higher Education is not just about training workers, but also about training citizen leaders and good citizenship in part means thinking that the details matter, that getting them right matters, because it impacts some of your fellow citizens. "It only matters if job" is poison to citizenship. 6577106
Reposted by Carlsonthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bluesky is the most learned group ever assembled of smart, funny people who will read a headline and then talk for two days about only the headline 543283388
Reposted by CarlsonSam @samd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It really sucks that killing someone is basically legal in this country if you do it with your car 1848070
Reposted by CarlsonMicah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026hi hello it is me "normal" guy in tech please go after the guys running my industry I am not alone, I promise you 930723
Reposted by CarlsonCraig Pittman @craigtimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh, #Florida! Pelican gets tangled in fishing line, figures out where to find help, actually taps on the front door of the local NOAA office. www.wesh.com/article/peli...wesh.comA pelican in Florida was in need of help, so it knocked on NOAA’s doorA pelican tangled in fishing line sought help at a NOAA office in Florida, where biologists freed it and marveled at its cleverness. See video: 24115
Reposted by CarlsonFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026Dear Silicon Valley cultists: We’re not getting paid to hate you. We hate you because of your *actions*. Perhaps someday you’ll realize that assuming everybody not in your circle is a moronic NPC is a key reason you’re in this mess in the first place. 855462
Reposted by CarlsonDave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing. 222572322
Reposted by CarlsonGraham Marbles @grahammarbles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you ask basically anyone "Does vast wealth and unchecked power drive people completely insane?" most would just intuitively say yes. Right up until they are confronted with examples of that exact thing. 0646
Reposted by CarlsonGPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026One thing I've noticed post pandemic is that there's a lot more Bad Behavior in public and also people seem more willing to escalate, such that you end up not risking calling it out because you don't want to get into a fight. 2376
Reposted by CarlsonuosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You know, I’ve always found that if you expect disappointment, disappointment is still just as crushing. Hope doesn’t make disappointment worse. It just makes anticipation better. And sometimes, bad things don’t happen, and good things do. 49824
Reposted by CarlsonCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"internet shock jock demands to be taken seriously and unfortunately gets his wish" has become far too common a character in the smartphone era 124433
Reposted by CarlsonCooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 17/09/2026It’s important to remember that Hasan Piker isn’t in the business of getting people elected, or in the business of politics in general, he’s in the Hasan Piker business and that stock goes up whenever he does something that makes people talk about Hasan Piker 141145169
Reposted by CarlsonBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the miracle of urbanization is destroying this, *especially* for stigmatized groups. The cagots in France - victims of literally centuries of discrimination as a despised caste for reasons nobody's sure about - disappeared into the cities as soon as they could. 181244182
Reposted by CarlsonVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We’re sort of accidentally discovering that there is some core psyco-neurological or even bio-neurological need to have someone around who is going to call you on your bullshit with some regularity 7978
Reposted by CarlsonJ. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 16/09/2026the core problem with humanity is that impostor syndrome is unevenly allocated 1475
Reposted by CarlsonJay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If God is gonna convert a person then God is gonna convert a person. What hubris of us to think we should go about harassing people into a faith. A person's relationship with the divine is between them and the divine and unless they ask you to get involved, you stay the hell out of it. 9829115
Reposted by CarlsonTintin @tintinteal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Shhhh... She's dreaming 🐶🥚🌟 #Art #Fanart #hallabratory #Kirby #PartTimeUFO #Boxboy 343306971
Reposted by CarlsonKane (Minkmoding) @kanexan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if I held elected office one of my primary policy pursuits would be making anything where the serving size is “1/2 cookie” or “1/3rd of bottle” or some other obvious bullshit designed to reduce the calorie number but no one will actually eat as a reasonable serving straight up illegal 3256
Reposted by CarlsonJanne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 15/09/2026One thing where I'm very firmly in the camp Feynman is "if we can't explain it to a freshman student, we don't really understand it ourselves." Lack of clarity in presenting one's thoughts tends to indicate lack of clarity in one's thoughts. 3143
Reposted by CarlsonGlonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Driving is not a fundamental right. Operating a motor vehicle requires sound judgment, self-control, and regard for the lives and health of other people - and if you demonstrate that you don't have those qualities, you should never be allowed behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. 1518
Reposted by CarlsonGlonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"But I have to get to work-" too fucking bad, maybe you shouldn't have blown three crosswalks in a month and nearly killed a kid coming out of a school bus. 0363
Reposted by CarlsonGlonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My most authoritarian belief is that the highway patrol should have portable car crushers and if you do this many illegal and dangerous things on the road your car should simply be cubed on the spot. 36510
Reposted by CarlsonSunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Even a lot of people on the left are still way too stuck on the idea that wealthy powerful people got that way by being smart and making plans and forming accurate reads on the world and it’s really just not like that, sorry, the truth is so much stupider 41969301