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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 16h
i don't know how many people are like this, but the shit i have heard from some people about how eagerly they just let chatgpt decide everything for them is incredibly disorienting
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 27/09/2026
as someone who has been really critical of a lot of the initial breathless "teehee, weird sex" reportage, i really appreciate this thread for nailing the actual fucked up immoral thing that is happening; you CANNOT consent if your employment or job success are on the line
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Silver Snep 🌈❄️🐆 @snepstuffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Paws up if you wanna scare Tommy Tuberville >:3c
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fellas, is it ignorant to eat chess pieces?
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026
Happy twenty-third day of the month of September for those who celebrate
Screenshot from opening text crawl of Little Shop of Horrors, saying:
On the 23rd day of the month of September in a decade not too long before our own the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence
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magma @dspacefear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"People usually actually believe in the things they believe in, no, like, for real" is something basically everyone fails to grasp about everyone outside their in-group, tbf
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andi & the firmament girls @konkondragon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when someone is being made by the government to do something under threat of regulatory action, maybe it's a waste of time to berate them for acquiescing instead of actually pushing back against the policies themselves
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Coffee + Fox @foxpresso.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
9 Transit-themed badges done. I never expected this many animals to be onboard!
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/09/2026
I for one am tired of the “all of human existence should be quantified into spreadsheets, and things that cannot be quantified should be viewed as irrelevant and useless” faction running everything
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
kalshi and polymarket should be banned altogether, not allowed to encourage users to start margin trading
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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merritt @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026
going forward you should assume that any video which neatly and cutely supports your views about the world is AI-generated
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Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My hottake: encouraging celebrities to "use their platform" and be loudly political is a bad idea not because it's intrusive to polite society but because most of them are dumb as shit outside their chosen profession we don't need to encourage being loud and influentially wrong
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Marc Knelsen @marcknelsen.art · 22/09/2026
Young Wolf Link
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⋆ ˚。⋆🍂⋅ŌKᗩ‧🍂⋆ ˚。⋆ @okaliz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(repost) Autumn is here 🍂
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Superintelligence: The Idea That Eats Smart People
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cynicism is a fundamentally reactionary impulse
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"That poll has Trump being assassinated as unfavorable, clearly they don't want him to die" Correct, the average lib wants to see Trump rot in prison while everything he built collapses around him and everyone under his thrall backtracks and insists they always hated him
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
normal poster: posting is fun poster's madnes: posting is important poster's rabies: posting is the only thing that's important
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Higher Education is not just about training workers, but also about training citizen leaders and good citizenship in part means thinking that the details matter, that getting them right matters, because it impacts some of your fellow citizens. "It only matters if job" is poison to citizenship.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bluesky is the most learned group ever assembled of smart, funny people who will read a headline and then talk for two days about only the headline
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It really sucks that killing someone is basically legal in this country if you do it with your car
A Virginia driver who struck and killed a pedestrian less than three months ago had his case dismissed Thursday after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor and completing 20 hours of community service.
On June 18, the driver of a Prius jumped the curb of a Leesburg Pike service road near Seven Corners and fatally hit 38-year-old Sean King.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
hi hello it is me "normal" guy in tech please go after the guys running my industry I am not alone, I promise you
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Craig Pittman @craigtimes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, #Florida! Pelican gets tangled in fishing line, figures out where to find help, actually taps on the front door of the local NOAA office. www.wesh.com/article/peli...
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A pelican in Florida was in need of help, so it knocked on NOAA’s door
A pelican tangled in fishing line sought help at a NOAA office in Florida, where biologists freed it and marveled at its cleverness. See video:
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026
Dear Silicon Valley cultists: We’re not getting paid to hate you. We hate you because of your *actions*. Perhaps someday you’ll realize that assuming everybody not in your circle is a moronic NPC is a key reason you’re in this mess in the first place.
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Dave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.
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Graham Marbles @grahammarbles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you ask basically anyone "Does vast wealth and unchecked power drive people completely insane?" most would just intuitively say yes. Right up until they are confronted with examples of that exact thing.
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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One thing I've noticed post pandemic is that there's a lot more Bad Behavior in public and also people seem more willing to escalate, such that you end up not risking calling it out because you don't want to get into a fight.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know, I’ve always found that if you expect disappointment, disappointment is still just as crushing. Hope doesn’t make disappointment worse. It just makes anticipation better. And sometimes, bad things don’t happen, and good things do.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"internet shock jock demands to be taken seriously and unfortunately gets his wish" has become far too common a character in the smartphone era
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 17/09/2026
It’s important to remember that Hasan Piker isn’t in the business of getting people elected, or in the business of politics in general, he’s in the Hasan Piker business and that stock goes up whenever he does something that makes people talk about Hasan Piker
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the miracle of urbanization is destroying this, *especially* for stigmatized groups. The cagots in France - victims of literally centuries of discrimination as a despised caste for reasons nobody's sure about - disappeared into the cities as soon as they could.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We’re sort of accidentally discovering that there is some core psyco-neurological or even bio-neurological need to have someone around who is going to call you on your bullshit with some regularity
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 16/09/2026
the core problem with humanity is that impostor syndrome is unevenly allocated
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If God is gonna convert a person then God is gonna convert a person. What hubris of us to think we should go about harassing people into a faith. A person's relationship with the divine is between them and the divine and unless they ask you to get involved, you stay the hell out of it.
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Tintin @tintinteal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shhhh... She's dreaming 🐶🥚🌟 #Art #Fanart #hallabratory #Kirby #PartTimeUFO #Boxboy
Fanart illustration fo the Hal Labratory Logo Dog cuddling with Jobski (Part Time UFO) Kirby (Kirby Series) and Box Boy (Box Boy! Series)
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Kane (Minkmoding) @kanexan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if I held elected office one of my primary policy pursuits would be making anything where the serving size is “1/2 cookie” or “1/3rd of bottle” or some other obvious bullshit designed to reduce the calorie number but no one will actually eat as a reasonable serving straight up illegal
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Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 15/09/2026
One thing where I'm very firmly in the camp Feynman is "if we can't explain it to a freshman student, we don't really understand it ourselves." Lack of clarity in presenting one's thoughts tends to indicate lack of clarity in one's thoughts.
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Driving is not a fundamental right. Operating a motor vehicle requires sound judgment, self-control, and regard for the lives and health of other people - and if you demonstrate that you don't have those qualities, you should never be allowed behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"But I have to get to work-" too fucking bad, maybe you shouldn't have blown three crosswalks in a month and nearly killed a kid coming out of a school bus.
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My most authoritarian belief is that the highway patrol should have portable car crushers and if you do this many illegal and dangerous things on the road your car should simply be cubed on the spot.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even a lot of people on the left are still way too stuck on the idea that wealthy powerful people got that way by being smart and making plans and forming accurate reads on the world and it’s really just not like that, sorry, the truth is so much stupider
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