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The Lolly Dahma

@castorp0llux.bsky.social
276 followers 365 following 465 posts

General doer of things to avoid laundry and reality. Music junky. Jaded Optimist. Positive Nihilist. Middle of nowhere Northwoods.

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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Medical questionnaire: Are you sexually active? Me, shouting to my husband in the other room: hey, this form is asking if I’m sexually active. We both laugh. Then cry.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I had no idea egos could suffer from internal bleeding
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Sesame Street never prepared me for any of this
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 08/01/2026
"the food is terrible, but you should see the portions" – people staying on twitter
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
puke and rally, but it’s just you reading the news, throwing up and trying to find the will to keep going
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Hunger games: but every cycle the top richest people are chosen to be a feast for the poorest. Their wealth then evenly distributed to areas of need. I guarantee wealth accumulation would not be coveted so fanatically.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Taking care of my mental health by lowering my expectations to zero.
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Spread too thin to feel this fat.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
But…. I don’t WANNA go to the parents meeting and hafta play with the other moms.
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street .
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NPR @npr.org · 01/12/2025
In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYoun
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David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime."
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Life is weird. Then it’s really weird. Then you’re too tired to care.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Can you imagine if they made schoolhouse rock videos about how government works now
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
In an ideal world, the Antichrist and the President of the United States would be two different people
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
who up making false promises to themselves tomorrow morning
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Damn, guess I gotta pick a new starting word again…
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Listen to more Nina Simone.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 07/11/2025
10/10 take. No notes.
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ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I’ve named a knife “Just Menopause” so the next person who suggests my autoimmune problems are ‘just menopause so I should just get over it’, ima stab’em and be like, what, it’s “Just Menopause” you should just get over it.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
"What's wrong?" Every single thing, bitch. Don't be stupid.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 31/10/2025
Silencing smart people so dumb people won’t be offended is like unplugging the smoke alarm so the fire won’t feel bad.
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Had a fun, dark show tonight. 😈👻 spotify.link/lRJoIc5wSXb
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WXPR Northwoods Cafe
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
When in doubt, eat a ridiculously large bowl of cereal.
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
took the time to say hi to the lake this morning and i got was…
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Going back to work after a week off be like
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a man in a suit and tie is saying " i can 't do this "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " i can 't do this "
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I got in touch with my inner child and she's a bitch too
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
@KateHarding What haunts me is that I am just not smart enough for so many people to be this much stupider than I am.
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Not all of existence is terrible I guess.
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Y’ever just kinda burn out on existence?
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/10/2025
I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Majestic creature, in her full splendor: the ancient retired racing husky.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Missed connection 2600 BC: You landed in an alien ship and showed us how to build the Pyramids. I was getting my hand cut off for stealing a pig.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Hammer pants are just carpenter pants that are ultra-specialized.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
First hacker to leak the Epstein Files gets a Nobel Peace Prize.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
“Circumstances beyond our control” might refer to the nature of the circumstances, but could also reflect upon our own capacity for control.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
If you're a millionaire and you don’t have a bookcase that spins into a secret room, give your money to me. You’re spending it wrong.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Coffee me. Yogurt me. Okay. Okay. Now, right over the head with a blunt object.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
stick a fork in me, im a toaster
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
An additional -$188 for my college student’s board + taking her and her roommate for lunch afterwards. Such a lucrative gig - I can almost quit my day job!
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Yes, I’m my own worst enemy but everyone else seems to be competing for second place.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Sorry I have plans
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Just cuz beeyotches There ain’t a lot of perks living in the middle of nowhere northern WI but the view is damn nice
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The president of Puerto Rico is on every page of the Epstein Files.
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
A moment (45 sec) of zen.
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The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Just cuz
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy.
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