The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Medical questionnaire: Are you sexually active? Me, shouting to my husband in the other room: hey, this form is asking if I’m sexually active. We both laugh. Then cry. 031
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I had no idea egos could suffer from internal bleeding 112040
Reposted by The Lolly Dahmaalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs 145176173923
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Sesame Street never prepared me for any of this 2471154
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 08/01/2026"the food is terrible, but you should see the portions" – people staying on twitter 439795
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15/12/2025puke and rally, but it’s just you reading the news, throwing up and trying to find the will to keep going 03213
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Hunger games: but every cycle the top richest people are chosen to be a feast for the poorest. Their wealth then evenly distributed to areas of need. I guarantee wealth accumulation would not be coveted so fanatically. 000
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Taking care of my mental health by lowering my expectations to zero. 88413
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/12/2025reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight 131743403
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 01/12/2025But…. I don’t WANNA go to the parents meeting and hafta play with the other moms.media.tenor.coma woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street .ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street . 010
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaNPR @npr.org · 01/12/2025In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYounn.prDavid Byrne: Tiny Desk ConcertIn matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." 19903198
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Life is weird. Then it’s really weird. Then you’re too tired to care. 062
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Can you imagine if they made schoolhouse rock videos about how government works now 3135765
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee' 1117648
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/11/2025In an ideal world, the Antichrist and the President of the United States would be two different people 21578109
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/11/2025who up making false promises to themselves tomorrow morning 35414
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Damn, guess I gotta pick a new starting word again… 010
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Listen to more Nina Simone. 2064665452
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDavis Bickford @davis.social · 07/11/202510/10 take. No notes. 206222185628
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I’ve named a knife “Just Menopause” so the next person who suggests my autoimmune problems are ‘just menopause so I should just get over it’, ima stab’em and be like, what, it’s “Just Menopause” you should just get over it. 000
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 31/10/2025"What's wrong?" Every single thing, bitch. Don't be stupid. 114716
Reposted by The Lolly Dahma𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 31/10/2025Silencing smart people so dumb people won’t be offended is like unplugging the smoke alarm so the fire won’t feel bad. 311811440
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Had a fun, dark show tonight. 😈👻 spotify.link/lRJoIc5wSXbspotify.linkWXPR Northwoods Cafe 010
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025When in doubt, eat a ridiculously large bowl of cereal. 031
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 29/10/2025took the time to say hi to the lake this morning and i got was… 010
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Going back to work after a week off be likemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is saying " i can 't do this "ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " i can 't do this " 000
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I got in touch with my inner child and she's a bitch too 617622
Reposted by The Lolly Dahma𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/10/2025I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved. 1801396118
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Majestic creature, in her full splendor: the ancient retired racing husky. 061
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Missed connection 2600 BC: You landed in an alien ship and showed us how to build the Pyramids. I was getting my hand cut off for stealing a pig. 213123
Reposted by The Lolly Dahma𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Hammer pants are just carpenter pants that are ultra-specialized. 312632
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/10/2025First hacker to leak the Epstein Files gets a Nobel Peace Prize. 25646154
Reposted by The Lolly Dahma𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/10/2025“Circumstances beyond our control” might refer to the nature of the circumstances, but could also reflect upon our own capacity for control. 211030
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/10/2025If you're a millionaire and you don’t have a bookcase that spins into a secret room, give your money to me. You’re spending it wrong. 2131130
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Coffee me. Yogurt me. Okay. Okay. Now, right over the head with a blunt object. 1287
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/10/2025stick a fork in me, im a toaster 4287114
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 22/10/2025An additional -$188 for my college student’s board + taking her and her roommate for lunch afterwards. Such a lucrative gig - I can almost quit my day job! 010
Reposted by The Lolly Dahma𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Yes, I’m my own worst enemy but everyone else seems to be competing for second place. 2475106
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Sorry I have plans 544729
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Just cuz beeyotches There ain’t a lot of perks living in the middle of nowhere northern WI but the view is damn nice 000
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2025The president of Puerto Rico is on every page of the Epstein Files. 631672392
Reposted by The Lolly Dahma𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025You could fit my limited vocabulary into a really small thingy. 9588158