The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Medical questionnaire: Are you sexually active? Me, shouting to my husband in the other room: hey, this form is asking if I’m sexually active. We both laugh. Then cry. 031
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I had no idea egos could suffer from internal bleeding 112040
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Do it. The experience and caffeination are just a bonus at that point. 010
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 14/01/2026It took a few days but: BEHOLD: The power of shopping… (It wasn’t bad, I think I cooked it too long and missed the foam but still pretty tasty!) 110
Reposted by The Lolly Dahmaalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs 145176153923
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Sesame Street never prepared me for any of this 2471154
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 08/01/2026"the food is terrible, but you should see the portions" – people staying on twitter 439795
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 04/01/2026No kidding - huh. Well, my grinder won’t do it that finely but I have a mortar and pestle… s’pose that would work? Perhaps we’ll see a miracle today after all. 110
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I think it has something to do with heating it in sand? I know I could find a video but … if he’s not too busy with rapturing folks, I tend to learn better with hands on explanations. 110
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Since he’s middle eastern do you think he can make a good turkish style coffee? If he stops by ask him for me. (I was gifted a pot to make turkish coffee about 20 years ago but have no idea how to use it.) 120
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15/12/2025puke and rally, but it’s just you reading the news, throwing up and trying to find the will to keep going 03213
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Hunger games: but every cycle the top richest people are chosen to be a feast for the poorest. Their wealth then evenly distributed to areas of need. I guarantee wealth accumulation would not be coveted so fanatically. 000
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Taking care of my mental health by lowering my expectations to zero. 88413
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/12/2025reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight 131743403
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 01/12/2025But…. I don’t WANNA go to the parents meeting and hafta play with the other moms.media.tenor.coma woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street .ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street . 010
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaNPR @npr.org · 01/12/2025In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYounn.prDavid Byrne: Tiny Desk ConcertIn matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." 19903198
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Life is weird. Then it’s really weird. Then you’re too tired to care. 062
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Damn, I could really use that tho sometimes.media.tenor.coma woman in a red off the shoulder top is holding a piece of paper with the letters ii & ii on itALT: a woman in a red off the shoulder top is holding a piece of paper with the letters ii & ii on it 010
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Can you imagine if they made schoolhouse rock videos about how government works now 3135765
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Haha, yeah right, “ believe women”. What’s next, paying them equal wages, trusting them to make decisions regarding their own bodies, or just treating them as societal equals worthy of existing for *more than their ability to make men happy? 020
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee' 1117648
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/11/2025In an ideal world, the Antichrist and the President of the United States would be two different people 21578109
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 12/11/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words it got too real below itALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words it got too real below it 020
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/11/2025who up making false promises to themselves tomorrow morning 35414
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Damn, guess I gotta pick a new starting word again… 010
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Listen to more Nina Simone. 2064665452
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaDavis Bickford @davis.social · 07/11/202510/10 take. No notes. 206222155628
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I’ve named a knife “Just Menopause” so the next person who suggests my autoimmune problems are ‘just menopause so I should just get over it’, ima stab’em and be like, what, it’s “Just Menopause” you should just get over it. 000
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 31/10/2025"What's wrong?" Every single thing, bitch. Don't be stupid. 114716
Reposted by The Lolly Dahma𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 31/10/2025Silencing smart people so dumb people won’t be offended is like unplugging the smoke alarm so the fire won’t feel bad. 311811440
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Had a fun, dark show tonight. 😈👻 spotify.link/lRJoIc5wSXbspotify.linkWXPR Northwoods Cafe 010
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 30/10/2025When in doubt, eat a ridiculously large bowl of cereal. 031
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 29/10/2025took the time to say hi to the lake this morning and i got was… 010
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Going back to work after a week off be likemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is saying " i can 't do this "ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " i can 't do this " 000
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 28/10/2025(taking swig from pepto bottle and washing it down with electrolytes before teaching a cardio dance class cuz that’s how it rolls over fiddy)media.tenor.coma woman wearing a yellow sweater says " i 'm old "ALT: a woman wearing a yellow sweater says " i 'm old " 010
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I got in touch with my inner child and she's a bitch too 617622
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Wordmedia.tenor.coma young man is sitting in a chair and saying it do be facts thoALT: a young man is sitting in a chair and saying it do be facts tho 010
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025media.tenor.coma crowd of people with the words she 's a witch in yellow lettersALT: a crowd of people with the words she 's a witch in yellow letters 000
Reposted by The Lolly Dahma𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/10/2025I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved. 1801396118
The Lolly Dahma @castorp0llux.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Majestic creature, in her full splendor: the ancient retired racing husky. 061
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Missed connection 2600 BC: You landed in an alien ship and showed us how to build the Pyramids. I was getting my hand cut off for stealing a pig. 213123
Reposted by The Lolly Dahma𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Hammer pants are just carpenter pants that are ultra-specialized. 312632
Reposted by The Lolly DahmaMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/10/2025First hacker to leak the Epstein Files gets a Nobel Peace Prize. 25646154