Reposted by AlanKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026<The food/Altered Item is located in the KFC/Taco Bell> 091
Reposted by Alanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026this guy sounds like a minor character in legend of the galactic heroes 751181132
Reposted by Alanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026we need yang wen-li to knock some sense into him 1149517
Reposted by AlanKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Damn! Are you the danger room? Because I'm not sure I would last very long inside you, but I think I could improve with practise." 1728438
Reposted by AlanThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I. 591753355
Reposted by AlanThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The death penalty is one of the most barbaric things we do and the fact that not only do we do it, the supreme court’s precedent is to make sure we do it hard and fast and recklessly, is a deep, awful shame. 612323
Reposted by AlanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it 303791357
Reposted by AlanEd Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.socialsammatey.substack.comHappy Stanislav Petrov DayTake five minutes to not destroy civilization 252125938
Reposted by Alanm a x @maxgrobinson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BOSTON! I am so excited to share that A Tape: The American History of Nobuhiko Obayashi’s “House” is screening before its namesake at the Brattle Theatre next month during this year’s GlobeDocs film festival. Info: events.bostonglobe.com/2026/globedocs 174
Reposted by Alanm a x @maxgrobinson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We’re currently lining up a few things for 2027 (the 50th anniversary of the film!) so watch this space. 031
Reposted by Alanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026another big win for us cowards. cowards undefeated for thousands of years 2250535
Reposted by Alanarr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6246791035
Reposted by AlanGabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can't remember who, but someone once (either here or back at the other place) proposed that if we're going to have QI doctrine, the clearly established prong should ask if a reasonable person would say "oh, fer fuckssakes" if you tell them the facts. 25511
Reposted by Alanromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189745291
Reposted by Alan☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Reading the last five chapters of The End of History and the Last Man be like: 4619104
Reposted by AlanThe Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We used to be a real country. 120928
Reposted by AlanBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism. 3470521068
Reposted by Alanare you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Services I provide for my cats 174709781
Reposted by Alanmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/08/2026hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend 493639560
Reposted by Alanmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026hell ya youtu.be/AeH_TkPCOYg?...youtu.beCzarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer - "Grim Visaged War"YouTube video by CZARFACE 112125
Reposted by AlanChris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Be Strong enough to be gentle.” Peter Cullen tells the story of how his brother inspired the voice he would use to play Optimus Prime. It’s a simple yet poignant quote that sums up why Optimus and Peter are so beloved. Til All Are One. 💔 1757182642
Reposted by AlanPossum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Peter Cullen really knew how to sell the fuck out of Toonami promos. A non-insignificant amount of anime's popularity in the States rests on his voiceover skills. RIP to the master 61510634
Reposted by AlanAnna Clark @annaleighclark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A headline for lovers of journalism history. Via @wsj.comwsj.comOpinion | Trump to Ford Motor: Drop DeadA 50% tariff on autos and parts from Canada would punish U.S. companies. 17623164
Reposted by AlanLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Every time they post pictures of a small town with a caption like “this is the America we defend” and it’s like Penitence, New England, founded by Puritan God-Be-Praised-With-Hosannahs Worthington, D+infinity 210413
Reposted by AlanLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Primary export economy a small liberal arts college founded by a local Congregationalist church mostly notable for an 1850s sermon series on the theme “George Washington, the damnable slaver, is burning in Hell, and so too shall every man of Virginia who would hold his Brother in Bondage” 0657
Reposted by Alanmallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026starting a boomer conspiracy theory where she's secretly one too and is getting him to destroy the US's international influence on purpose 1204
Reposted by AlanXploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it 85194934390
Reposted by AlanHollywood Handbook and Friends @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Come on, Will Forte. The jig is up. Watch: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan... Listen: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan... 213415
Reposted by AlanTrinket Tom | Battle Suit Aces OUT NOW @tom.trinketstudios.com · 18/08/2026I made a silly video for the enormous Battle Suit Aces update! 🔸new Roguelite Deckbuilder mode 🔸lots of fresh cards, mods, and lore 🔸updated mech art and VFX 🔸LIVE NOW on Steam, Switch, and PS5! (Oh, and there's one more thing for new players at the end of the video) 53819
Reposted by AlanLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 16/08/2026“I’m only doing my job” okay but you work at the making shit horrible factory. That’s what you do. You clock in and ruin lives, a new life every fifteen minutes. Quit your job bro. 1154277
Reposted by AlanKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026BUT WHAT ABOUT HER EMALS www.wsj.com/us-news/trum... *her is the USS George H.W. Bush, EMALS is the new and better electromagnetic catapult system Trump has ordered discontinued in favor of old steam catapultswsj.comExclusive | Trump Orders Navy to Restore Older Tech on Aircraft Carriers, Costing BillionsThe Navy spent years fighting the president’s push to go back to steam catapults. 1522858
Reposted by AlanAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This is absolutely WILD. Here's the dashboard video posted by @fritschner.bsky.social. Fast forward to about 1 minute. An ICE officer jumps out of a van and pulls a gun on this woman immediately before lying and claiming she "almost ran us over." *profanity warning if watching in public. 35757592700
Reposted by AlanShelby Bennett @skelotan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024bro's so dead they painted him into the background 3648231395
Reposted by AlanNate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon. 221089427
Reposted by Alandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026software developers are doomers. "software developer" is an oppressive class, like white people or Episcopalian people. 1426104
Reposted by AlanSargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 13/07/2026Me: "the century of american humiliation" is a bit of a mouthful for denoting the loss of US hegemony, there's got to be something catchier The news: we are now entering into the age of diarrhea Me: I retract my previous statement, the phrase is a paradigm of pithy yet staid restraint 15214
Reposted by AlanChairman Moët @chairmanmoet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Me when job interviewers ask if there's anything else I'd like to add 06110
Reposted by Alanmaddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 29/07/2026my splatoon raiders experience 273314771
Reposted by AlanVaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Six decades of ceaseless Republican shrieking about how Liberals Hate The Troops and Republicans built and dedicated a cult to the first President in all that time who really does just outright Hate The Troops 211531
Reposted by AlanMaterialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026really torn on this because while I support rationalizing regulation and removing unnecessary burdens on commerce I don't know if I can support things that help small business 0453
Reposted by AlanPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 19/07/2026A point worth elevating about The Post’s pivot to video shorts is that video is necessarily far less information dense than text. They are *opting* to provide worse, less rigorous arguments, even assuming they had valuable arguments to make. (Oh, is that what police say?) 38792102
Reposted by AlanJoel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The detail I can’t get out of my head here is how he told his ex-wife that he had been hired by ICE, but she thought he must have been having a delusion, because how could ICE hire someone who had such a long history of family violence? 6632321026
