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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026

Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.

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faxle @faxle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The cowboy in question...

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Kirsche 🐰🐱 (Commissions Open) @cherrypixelbun.gay · 10/10/2026

ITS DOOM YOU GOT THE SLOP MACHINE OUT TO PUT DOOM ON PC

A Doom SNES Recomp on github using Claude

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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Would you rather have the Greek Early Geometric Period bowl with a leg, or the Egyptian Predynastic bowl with little feet?

Bowl with Human Feet. Predynastic, Late Naqada l–Naqada II (ca. 3700 to 3450 BCE). Egypt.
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mothbugbuns @bugbuns.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

this angle of ratking makes me giggle

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Air to Ground Message: 4 CHEESEBURGERS PLEASE Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a5d252593ca F: #f2ab2eed7da

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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If u know someone with toxic masculinity disease literally the only thing you have to do to keep them off ur shit is own cute / pink things My brother: do you have headphones I can borrow pleease just for an hour at the gym I’ll bring them back please please Me: they’re pink Brother: … never mind

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Gioscalie 🌠 @gioscalie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

gyro the Feraligatr looking snazzy!

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Raven Amos (Spoopy Edition)🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Heads up, #science people, this "Earth BioGenome Project/Genomes on a Tree (GoaT)" uses generative AI extensively in their advertising, so I would definitely not trust anything that comes out of this. If they can't be bothered to use real graphics and make their own posts, I doubt their app is good.

Screenshot of a post from "Earth BioGenome Project" bluesky account advertising a new "science app" that has "we vibe coded the shit out of this" stink all over it. The post shows two slides, one which looks normal-ish with text over the top of slices of different photos of animals, plants, and fungi. The other one is definitely generated by some kind of Gen-AI steal prompt. It shows a goat in a lab coat by a weird looking "tree" and for some reason there are infographic type logos above sets of text, something that gen AI loves to do when "creating" slides.

The text of the main post reads:
How do you coordinate a global genome-sequencing effort? Before starting a new genome, researchers need to know: What's already been sequenced? What's underway? And where are the gaps? That's where Goat — Genomes on a Tree — comes in. Explore GoaT.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 468 out of 2747

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Reecee 🎃 @reecee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Rhythm Heaven-posting everyday until the full Groove OST is added to Nintendo Music Day 61

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Uxie 🦋 @uxinaki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everyone is torturing wumpus on twitter here's my 2 cents

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #14 🍝

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

WHY DOES EVERYONE ON BLUESKY DO THIS FOR NO FUCKING REASON

guy saying bunny when bunny appears on tv

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Sour @sourdeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Brain Poison

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Pokémon Fangame News @pokefangamenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Emerald Rotate is out NOW! ↩️ Vanilla Pokémon Emerald but rotated 90º to the right. ⏬️ Check it out ⏬️ www.hackdex.app/hack/emerald...

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Bailey @baileyfeesh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Probably the funniest thing I've said in Deadlock allchat

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Mbq_101 @mbq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

you cannot wash the cotton candy!

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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A special shout out to AnotherMatt_ for completing a run with the forbidden Samson synergy! Even going as far as beating Delirium! Wow! Why

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026

They even made DoorDash apologize.

DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.

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Gurlu @gurlu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Your hog is now complete. Congratulations.

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✦. @beastbait.art · 20/09/2026

Nothing can be more important than pushing against and outwardly opposing ongoing genocide. It has to stop. It’s not going to stop unless more people start standing up. Until more people use the power they have to call out injustice. Be a part of the shift towards a world that actually gives a fuck

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We are not getting El Niño this year. We are getting El Hombre.

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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...

Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire.

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Jay Eaton @jayeatonart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This week on #RunawaytotheStars: Tragic irony, and epic babies reveal. Catch up: runawaytothestars.com Read ahead: patreon.com/jayrockin

Verengt: Do you know what they think of us? Talita: It's... similar? Your relaxed eyes and lips actually look like an "angry" expression to them. Talita points at her face, relaxing her eyes into a half-lidded position and her lip corners into a droop. The impression is similar to a human glower or displeased frown. Verengt: Is that why you're doing all this with your eyelids⁇ Their trunk curls into a smile, and they mimic the expressions Talita makes with her nictitating membranes, gesturing similarly with a hand. Verengt: I thought you were just very anxious! Talita glances away in embarrassment, rubbing her neck with a hand. Talita: Er... Well… It may be both. Verengt: I've never met another dwaull like you. I look forward to talking more!

Talita's expression falls. Talita: I’m so sorry, I don’t know what Mel told you… But I’m actually… leaving this place. Tonight. Verengt: Ah, so we won’t be working with you? Talita: No… Verengt: A shame! But we would never keep you from traveling. Talita: Is there any way I could contact you from space? I hate to leave you without any help adjusting to the job. Verengt grimaces and reaches underneath the cloak covering their back. Verengt: Partwack… my children are better with alien technology than me…

Verengt: But I do have this… They lift their cloak, briefly revealing the six larvae clinging to their back. They are round and chubby with vertical stripes, and each is chewing on the end of a silk thread produced from a pair of spinnerets emerging where a tail would be on a mammal. Talita looks down at them in delight and wonder. Verengt pulls a phone out of their pocket and drops the cape, peering at the screen with a monocle corded to the phone case. Verengt: If you give me the number of your phone, I can send messages to it. Talita: Oh! Yes! Of course. Verengt pops the monocle into the socket on the back of their phone and hands it to Talita, who enters her phone number on the screen's extremely large text input. She hands it back to Verengt. Talita: If you have any questions at all, contact me. The equipment is designed for humans, so you to have to be creative to get some of it to work.

Verengt: I will send messages to you, Talita. Have a safe migration! They step back to rejoin the three other centaurs, making a downwards gesture with an open palm. The other three repeat the gesture. Talita is slightly confused, but beaming with a returned trunk smile anyways. Talita: ...Yeah! Talita walks with a fleet of autonomously driven trucks full of luggage through the plant, and out towards the main airlock. There, near the same lockers that Talita used to suit up with the temp workers, Idrisah and Gillie are putting on their company-assigned exosuits. Talita: Sorry I'm late. Idrisah: No problem, you're... Ugh! She fumbles the ring of the hip gasket and her pants drop down to her knees, dangling by a fluid cooling linkup. Talita smiles, this time with her mouth. Talita: Need help? Idrisah looks at her, apologetic. Idrisah: Yes please.

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45°AngleToad @s-l4r.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the lake scene seemed like the best place for it but i forgot to raise the volume for the first 2 versions of the jingle but luckly hell super was loud enough

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

we need more bats on here

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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13/09/2026

you got this little man

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