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SEBA (commissions open give me money) @sebadoesntexist.bsky.social · 14h
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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Gioscalie 🌠 @gioscalie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gyro the Feraligatr looking snazzy!
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Raven Amos (Spoopy Edition)🎨🐦‍⬛ @alaskanime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heads up, #science people, this "Earth BioGenome Project/Genomes on a Tree (GoaT)" uses generative AI extensively in their advertising, so I would definitely not trust anything that comes out of this. If they can't be bothered to use real graphics and make their own posts, I doubt their app is good.
Screenshot of a post from "Earth BioGenome Project" bluesky account advertising a new "science app" that has "we vibe coded the shit out of this" stink all over it. The post shows two slides, one which looks normal-ish with text over the top of slices of different photos of animals, plants, and fungi. The other one is definitely generated by some kind of Gen-AI steal prompt. It shows a goat in a lab coat by a weird looking "tree" and for some reason there are infographic type logos above sets of text, something that gen AI loves to do when "creating" slides.

The text of the main post reads: 
How do you coordinate a global genome-sequencing effort? Before starting a new genome, researchers need to know: What's already been sequenced? What's underway? And where are the gaps? That's where Goat — Genomes on a Tree — comes in. Explore GoaT.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 468 out of 2747
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 468 out of 2747
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Reecee 🎃 @reecee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rhythm Heaven-posting everyday until the full Groove OST is added to Nintendo Music Day 61
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Uxie 🦋 @uxinaki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone is torturing wumpus on twitter here's my 2 cents
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #14 🍝
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHY DOES EVERYONE ON BLUESKY DO THIS FOR NO FUCKING REASON
guy saying bunny when bunny appears on tv
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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Sour @sourdeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brain Poison
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Pokémon Fangame News @pokefangamenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Emerald Rotate is out NOW! ↩️ Vanilla Pokémon Emerald but rotated 90º to the right. ⏬️ Check it out ⏬️ www.hackdex.app/hack/emerald...
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ceruleanbluebat @ceruleanbluebat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Temiree ☀️🦦 @temiree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A drawing referencing the quoted post audio, featuring Ryan, an anthro/furry raccoon, and Nes, an anthro/furry kangaroo.

Ryan looks down amused at what he's made. Nes leans into the doorway, asking, "What are you doing in here?!" Ryan responds, "Doin' some DJ stuff! I call this... Evil September."
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Bailey @baileyfeesh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probably the funniest thing I've said in Deadlock allchat
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Mbq_101 @mbq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you cannot wash the cotton candy!
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A special shout out to AnotherMatt_ for completing a run with the forbidden Samson synergy! Even going as far as beating Delirium! Wow! Why
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Squeakuel
4 panel comic in which an offscreen chef tries to slip diarrhea into a customer's burger by adding it to various parts of the meal including the lettuce, the bun, the sesame seeds, and then the plate it's served on.  When questioned on this, the chef stoically responds, "Everyone is going to eat diarrhea in 10 years"
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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Gurlu @gurlu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your hog is now complete. Congratulations.
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✦. @beastbait.art · 20/09/2026
Nothing can be more important than pushing against and outwardly opposing ongoing genocide. It has to stop. It’s not going to stop unless more people start standing up. Until more people use the power they have to call out injustice. Be a part of the shift towards a world that actually gives a fuck
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are not getting El Niño this year. We are getting El Hombre.
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wiccanery - a short comic about a witch and a vampire.
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Jay Eaton @jayeatonart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This week on #RunawaytotheStars: Tragic irony, and epic babies reveal. Catch up: runawaytothestars.com Read ahead: patreon.com/jayrockin
Verengt: Do you know what they think of us?  Talita: It's... similar? Your relaxed eyes and lips actually look like an "angry" expression to them.  Talita points at her face, relaxing her eyes into a half-lidded position and her lip corners into a droop. The impression is similar to a human glower or displeased frown.  Verengt: Is that why you're doing all this with your eyelids⁇   Their trunk curls into a smile, and they mimic the expressions Talita makes with her nictitating membranes, gesturing similarly with a hand.  Verengt: I thought you were just very anxious!  Talita glances away in embarrassment, rubbing her neck with a hand.  Talita: Er... Well… It may be both.  Verengt: I've never met another dwaull like you. I look forward to talking more!Talita's expression falls.  Talita: I’m so sorry, I don’t know what Mel told you… But I’m actually… leaving this place. Tonight.  Verengt: Ah, so we won’t be working with you?  Talita: No…  Verengt: A shame! But we would never keep you from traveling.  Talita: Is there any way I could contact you from space? I hate to leave you without any help adjusting to the job.  Verengt grimaces and reaches underneath the cloak covering their back.  Verengt: Partwack… my children are better with alien technology than me…Verengt: But I do have this…  They lift their cloak, briefly revealing the six larvae clinging to their back. They are round and chubby with vertical stripes, and each is chewing on the end of a silk thread produced from a pair of spinnerets emerging where a tail would be on a mammal. Talita looks down at them in delight and wonder. Verengt pulls a phone out of their pocket and drops the cape, peering at the screen with a monocle corded to the phone case.  Verengt: If you give me the number of your phone, I can send messages to it.  Talita: Oh! Yes! Of course.  Verengt pops the monocle into the socket on the back of their phone and hands it to Talita, who enters her phone number on the screen's extremely large text input. She hands it back to Verengt.  Talita: If you have any questions at all, contact me. The equipment is designed for humans, so you to have to be creative to get some of it to work.Verengt: I will send messages to you, Talita. Have a safe migration!  They step back to rejoin the three other centaurs, making a downwards gesture with an open palm. The other three repeat the gesture. Talita is slightly confused, but beaming with a returned trunk smile anyways.  Talita: ...Yeah!  Talita walks with a fleet of autonomously driven trucks full of luggage through the plant, and out towards the main airlock. There, near the same lockers that Talita used to suit up with the temp workers, Idrisah and Gillie are putting on their company-assigned exosuits.  Talita: Sorry I'm late.  Idrisah: No problem, you're... Ugh!  She fumbles the ring of the hip gasket and her pants drop down to her knees, dangling by a fluid cooling linkup. Talita smiles, this time with her mouth.  Talita: Need help?  Idrisah looks at her, apologetic.  Idrisah: Yes please.
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45°AngleToad @s-l4r.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the lake scene seemed like the best place for it but i forgot to raise the volume for the first 2 versions of the jingle but luckly hell super was loud enough
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SEBA (commissions open give me money) @sebadoesntexist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
viewer retention
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13/09/2026
you got this little man
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Mara Rabbit !! @mararabbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some somewhat recent susies deltarunes… i missed drawing her..
Susie from the game deltarune, in her dark world form, poised confidently while holding an axe over her shoulder.Two susie deltarune doodle busts, both based on talksprites in chapter 5. One is of her making a goofy, dumbfoundedly upset face, while saying “NO?!!!?!!!”. Another is of her chewing on something in a silly manner, looking at the viewer with a curious expression.
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detachable head worth 3 dollar @dullahandullahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
new video to play in my head repeatedly just dropped
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Oakle @oakblu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My silly chud daughter #deltarune
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Iva 🐛 @ivathehuman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
2/2 🐻
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courtesy.bsky.social @courtesy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please... Please, never forget that he is stairs
Kirby-themed parody of the Truman Show scene where he's climbing up the stairs. Instead, the purple character is climbing up the stairs. And the stairs. Are Kirby
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they are friends c:
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Takoyak1 @takoyak1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Always tired #furryart
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Xael-The-Artist @xael-the-artist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rock Smash All Patreon raffle rewards will be back to color, and this is for Toondude. This came out faster than I expected, and had a lot of fun with the perspective! #pokemon #charizard
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Berensreverie @berensreverie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Commission for @sumptuousvestments.bsky.social ! #berensart2026
a painting of an anthro cat walking happily, the background is an abstract nature scene, the sky is blue with cloud deer running and moose sun, mountain range are bisons, and the rock in the forest are bear.
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Neverlum~🌟🏳️‍⚧️ (Comms Open) @neverlum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
IT IS COMPLEEEETE~!!! 💗💗💫💫 Gosh, its been a month since we last posted this wip??...Feels like its been longer tbh lols #deltarune #deltarunefanart #fanart #art
A mock cover for a PS2 version of Deltarune in the style of the original Kingdom Hearts 1 box art. Susie, Ralsei, Kris, Noelle and Berdly rest upon a tall cathedral-esque tower as environments from the church Dark World in chapter 4 loom in the background.
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J.R. Rack @jrrack24.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Let's run it back on Bluesky. Ormr, the most dedicated employee there is, shares with you his job insights. #dragon #animation #jobadvice #office 💼 CREDITS 💼 MADE BY: J.R. Rack VA: J.R. Rack (Ormr, Burner) BGM - @/modoDTM (YT), J.R. Rack
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The Dingo @korbyxd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The life forever for Flanders
Ned Flanders dressed up as Flowery
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Gender is irrelevant when one is first and foremost an alchemist @dertherck.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This evening’s creative synthesis #art
Colored sketch of a stone serpent semi coiled with its wings raised and head cocked at an angle. I do not think I can give you a better description than that right now I am simply too sleepy
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spzi 🌸 @spzi.net · 29/08/2026
i think there is something wrong with my screensaver
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