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SCARRIE Mesrobian

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Minnesotan. Armenian. Library Advocate. Author: SUMMERWORK, Dutton, 2026 Podcast: @whatsyrread.bsky.social Website: carriemesrobian.com she/her Fuck 🧊 🌈

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3h
"Yeah, sorry your kid died or whatever. What do you think about my chandeliers?"
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 6h
Meeting for lunch on Thursday yesssssss
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 9h
Have you ever had sex while the sounds of people cheering for the Twin Cities marathon float through the window and then get up and eat rhubarb jam on toast? Well you totally should.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/02/2026
Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16h
Walked into McDonald’s wearing my Grimace costume and the manager tased me
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23h
LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

REAGAN '80
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 14h
Guys, I had a dream that I was in the high school play and @kellybarnhill.bsky.social was my director. Yes, it was Saturday Night Fever (kid’s version, wtf); yes, I played Travolta’s role; yes, I woke up with night sweats. Kelly my darling, call me. We have much to discuss.
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 22h
San Diego is where the Marines are trained you big dumb pudding
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 22h
This is me but also I’m willing to admit when I’m wrong.
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LISA DEMUTH: if you commit fraud, yr going to jail, no questions asked. ME: yeah that’s not how the justice system works, ya fuckin dumb bastard
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dammit, this story got picked up nationally. The media cannot resist this angle Meanwhile, besides the fact that Demuth has NO PLAN for healthcare, she wants to repeal our state's paid family and medical leave policy, which would devastate most people who need cancer treatment TRY HARDER, NPR
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If she was so happy, why’d she report it and file a lawsuit, MEGYN
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Myriam Gurba (Serrano through my mom) @lesbrains.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s banned book week and I hope that you support authors of banned books. Creep: Accusations and Confessions was the target of a book ban in Santa Paula, California. I was banned from Long Beach Unified School District property for speaking out against corruption.
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s been almost a year so i feel ok sharing this: last year i tried buying some relaxed fit jeans. i wore them to a gathering on Halloween and my cousin’s wife asked if i was dressed up as a zoomer
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like Data had to borrow a sports jacket from the maitre'd
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why do you never feel any victory in a Vikings win
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insanity 😡
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 02/10/2026
Film-makers Laura Poitras and Rachel Lauren Mueller’s new short is an unvarnished portrait of ICE-occupied Minneapolis
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The ICE documentary as chilling as a horror movie: ‘We’re trying to put the audience in a position of terror’
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Simon Varwell @simonvarwell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is an extraordinary piece of long art.
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/11/2024
trying to pull on a sock while sitting on the toilet and blacking out like a fighter pilot pulling high Gs
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In light of all the horrible sexual assault in the news, this from my conversation with Kate Manne in February at Princeton still sums up my thoughts. Power =\= Good Men(tm). Power = Power.
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yr not going anywhere, Pete
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine being a healthcare provider and a botched “death penalty” victim is brought into your ER. This is so depraved
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 30/09/2026
Seen Michael Tracey's photo a bunch of times today and now it feels like I have fleas 😬
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Show me the cover of an album that, to you, is so good, so perfect, you can’t even believe it was made by mortal humans on earth. I keep coming back to this one. There’s no way mere people could have done it.
Rage Against The Machine’s Evil Empire album cover, yellow background with a white man in a red super hero costume.
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does he insist on acting like the Stage Manager in Our Town every time he does one of these ass speeches
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Men Explain Rape to Me.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 30/09/2026
How is this not the Onion headline
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
this guy can barely talk, folks
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If only intelligent humans with uteruses were afforded the same rights of self-regulation.
"Trump says US tech bosses agreed to 'self-regulation' of AI."
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my initial read on the Cornell 7 case is that we’re likely to have an overdue national conversation about the voluntary intoxication loophole.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Br. Dr. Ken Homan, SJ @kenhomansj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I taught at an all-boys prep school, we'd do an activity where I had them list every sexual term they could think of. They'd often laugh, as many were absurd things meant for Urban Dictionary. We'd then go through how many terms were violent (~85%) and how many were male-dominant (~90%).
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every administrator involved in this decision should never work in this or any related field ever again (is the extreme-moderate position)
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the only time I want to watch yr video is if it’s a sewing tutorial that shows nobody’s face, otherwise get tf outta my face
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sweet water walking jesus
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are never getting that Anthropic theft settlement money, are we
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Judging by a quick look at Twitter, the right has decided just to pretend that Eric Schmitt did not, in fact, just shoot himself in the dick and that he totally owned Jack Smith.
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SCARRIE Mesrobian @carriemesrobian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been reviewing all the women in my life and yeah. All of them including myself have experienced this bullshit. ALL OF THEM. Men who don’t realize this should ask themselves why that is.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet
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J-Qweln 🦇 🇨🇦🇨🇴 @jacquelinevalencia.ca · 28/09/2026
A graffiti'd wall with the words, "can't we just fuck and listen to joy division?" There is barbed wire above the wall.
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