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Justina Ireland

@justinaireland.com
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Award winning writer and New York Times Bestseller. Sometimes agent at Handspun Literary. I also do TV and comics. Food is a scam in this country. Up next: AMAZING SPIDER-MAN HALLOWEEN - October 2026

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 28/09/2026
All of this talk about assaults and the lack of consequences for men and reminds me of when I got into an argument with the husband of an acquaintance at a Christmas cookie exchange because he was adamant that not all men have the ability to be sexual predators and that teaching consent is punitive.
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International Association for the Fantastic in the Arts - IAFA @iafa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Call for Proposals - ICFA 48: Fantastic Appetites March 17–20, 2027 | Marriott Orlando Airport Lakeside | Orlando, Florida Guests of Honor: Ursula Vernon (T. Kingfisher) and Justina Ireland Guest Scholar: Lorna Piatti-Farnell Submission Deadline: October 31, 2026
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 27/09/2026
Watching football and seeing the CBS TV ads and I just hear my manager sighing and going “yeaaahhh, TV is in a rough place right now…” 😂💀 Y’all, they got Luke Cage out here being a lawyer. 😭
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 27/09/2026
Bought my cats calming collars and now they all smell like a port-a-potty. 🫤
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In addition to not understanding how insurance works, why would you kick off the only people who AREN'T costing you money. That's like Planet Fitness kicking out the people who join in January and never come back. THESE ARE YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 25/09/2026
I’m watching Supergirl and, yanno, I think there might be some boys on the internet who say things suck just because they don’t like it when lady heroes get their own movie.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 24/09/2026
Just paid $50 to fill the gas tank on my RAV4 and then on the way home nearly hit a bald eagle as it swooped down across the road to get to some roadkill so, yeah. America.
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Maurice Broaddus @mauricebroaddus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
medium.com/everylibrary...
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Libraries Give Maurice Broaddus Space to Dream
The author discusses his mission as a community griot, blending Afrofuturism, activism, and the library as a sacred space for hope
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 22/09/2026
All of the National Book Awards think pieces can be summed up as:
A post from the old country that says: I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LOL, the gotcha part in the second paragraph is truly hilarious. Who will think of the straight white rightwing men in the literary world? WHO? WHO?
Last week, the longlists for the National Book Awards were announced. Among the 20 authors in the fiction and nonfiction categories, nearly all are straight white males. Most are also on the political right, some even on the far right. Remarkably, mainstream media outlets haven’t reported this, perhaps because they don’t think it’s noteworthy. It’s as if we were living in 1956 rather than 2026.

If you’re scratching your head at this “news,” well, it’s because I made it up. Or rather, I inverted the particulars about the authors’ identities and their political views to make a point: If today, as a reader, you recoil at the thought of a time in which minorities were systematically marginalized when it came to the literary world’s public honors (and so much else), shouldn’t you also recoil now that the tables have been almost completely turned? And if you object to the right’s efforts to politicize the arts, won’t you also object when the efforts come from the left?
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
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Gentle Ox (Dave) @gentleox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
September the 21st be with you, everyone
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Victor LaValle @victorlavalle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tonight’s the night! THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER premieres @amctv.bsky.social Emmy winner Stephen Root gives Dan Stevens a little lesson about Moby Dick (and the theme of our show). Me, @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social & a gang of brilliant people made this. I love it so much. I hope you will too.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 20/09/2026
As our privacy rights continue to crumble, Meta & Kyle make it worse with MetaX glasses. These aren't a fun creator accessory. They're another tool for privatized surveillance. We rejected google glasses a decade ago. We must reject Meta glasses now. My latest: www.qasimrashid.com/p/meta-x-kyl...
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Meta x Kylie glasses are not a cute creator’s accessory. They’re a tool for privatized surveillance.
When you “capture handsfree,” you’re taking more than video.
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not The Onion.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 19/09/2026
Now I can’t even have shoes?! They’ve already taken my mac and cheese. 😭 What’s next?
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 19/09/2026
Every ad for AI is like “hello! We are slop peddlers, but our slop isn’t like other slops. See? Our logo is *blue* and perfect for your adorably quirky lifestyle. Because you aren’t like other people, and you deserve ~*unique*~ slop.”
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AIPT @aiptcomics.com · 18/09/2026
🎃🕷️ EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW! Amazing #SpiderMan: Halloween Special #1 has Spidey battling Hallows’ Eve while Doc Ock faces a #Halloween mystery of his own: Who stole the candy?! 🍬 By @justinaireland.com, @mikehawthorneart.bsky.social, and more! Out October 21!
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EXCLUSIVE: ‘Amazing Spider-Man: Halloween Special’ #1 preview brings tricks, and treats
HAPPY SPIDER-WEEN!
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 18/09/2026
Joe Rogan all of a sudden saying he’s always been left wing is how you know shit is real bad because the only thing that man cares about is his paycheck. And when rich folks are worried, it’s real fucking bad.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 17/09/2026
This looks like a fake ad from a zany post apocalyptic dramedy.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What is this, if not an example of an apartheid system operating
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 17/09/2026
FOC for the Spider-Man Halloween Special is September 21st which is apparently next week and I’m not freaking out about September being over you’re freaking out. Also: check out some variants!
Cover for The Amazing Spider-Man Halloween Special.Cover for The Amazing Spider-Man Halloween Special.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 17/09/2026
I'm loving the Macklemore Moment but it is exhausting that when the consequences for speaking up are visited upon a white dude it's front page news but everyone else gets to kicks rocks. It's the reason why the more privilege you enjoy, the more important it is for you to speak against injustice.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 17/09/2026
A few folks have messaged me asking about the Mace Windu graphic novel and as far as I know it’s been cancelled. Sad face. Luckily, friends, I have some upcoming surprises for you from the galaxy far, far away. 🤐 But also:
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Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
ALT: Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 16/09/2026
If you aren’t on Instagram (or even if you are!) you’re missing out on my caterpillar updates so here they are! Eastern black swallowtails!
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 15/09/2026
The homogeneity of the posts on Reddit in subreddits like Am I the Asshole and Am I Wrong are a good preview of what entertainment will look like if AI is set loose in creative spaces. A whole lotta paint by number. All chaff, no wheat.
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DaVaun Sanders @davaun.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today the Forged in FIYAH anthology fam spotlights "Crown Hill Chronic(les)" original fiction from the legend himself, @mauricebroaddus.bsky.social! A pillar in the Black SFF community, beloved mentor, and spiller of tea who championed FIYAH from year one. 🔥🔥🔥
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 15/09/2026
Regarding the current Discourse: a well-established author once told me early on in my career that being so vocal would cost me opportunities. I responded that if it did, they weren’t opportunities I wanted, anyway. I still stand by that. And I think I’ve done okay. 👍🏽
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 15/09/2026
Attempting to frame these bigots like they’re brave pragmatists breaking from some kind of stalwart trans-affirming norm is the type of enormous lie where the ground should open up to pneumatic-tube you directly to hell.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 14/09/2026
Whenever I start telling someone about horror picture books Klassen is always on my list.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 14/09/2026
I love okra. It’s the only vegetable that makes me believe in a higher power.
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Victor LaValle @victorlavalle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heads up! One week until THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER is available to one and all. (Or most, anyway.) Chris Cantwell, Karyn Kusama, an astounding cast led by the great Dan Stevens…and me. Hell of a team. Some horror and some hope, that’s what we are gonna give to you starting 9/20 on AMC.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/09/2026
"As this crucial, do-or-die election season continues to unfold, we urge you to vote sensibly. Risk normalcy. Vote your outrage, then scratch out that vote and tell the poll workers you messed up, ask for a fresh ballot, and pick someone else. Vote for blazers, not trailblazers." buff.ly/tt1slzK
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These Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose
“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/09/2026
"We invite you to demonstrate your authorship by providing browser histories going back 16 months, childhood diaries, school reports, and testimony from the OB/GYN present at your birth. If you wrote early drafts by hand, please submit the original notebooks for carbon dating." buff.ly/FYVr6Zx
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A Note from Your Editor Regarding the Entirely Routine Authentication of Your Humanity
“To establish that AI did not write your book, we will upload it to an AI detector. The detector will retain your words, learn from your distinct syntax and ...
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Kat Lyons @katlyyons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
btw they do this so they don’t have to hire back the same crew on a raise 🤙 (speaking from experience)
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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Ethan Sacks @ethansacks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today is a good day to get off X, delete your account, and hurl the app into the sun.
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sarah mccarry @sarahmccarry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
happy b&n preorder time !!! from sep 9-11 u can also preorder Possession Island for 25% off !!! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/possession...
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Peter Pearson @peterpearson1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am so, so proud to have a piece in this anthology. So much great writing here. Get ready.
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