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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them)

@captainraz.bsky.social
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Writer. Author. Cryptid. Bisexual, Polyamorous, Nonbinary disaster. Queer as in fuck you. They/them | patreon.com/RachelTonksHill

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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Building a beautiful town based on socialist principles with absolutely zero OSHA compliance.
Screenshot of a town built in Minecraft with its distinctive blocky style. There are several different huts and towers visible, with hills and trees in the background. It is raining.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Stark Trek Enterprise title card featuring the NX-01 Enterprise flying through space. The title reads "The title music slaps, actually"
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
What did you do today Tonks? Oh,not much, just spray painted a wheelie bin gold.
A wheelie bin sat on a tarpaulin in front of a gray building. It has been lovingly spray painted gold.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We said goodbye to this sweet girl today. Mollie had a rough start in life but we more than made up for that with 16 years of being loved and spoiled. Sleep tight Mollie Moo.
Photo of Mollie, a mostly black and white Jack Russell terrier sleeping on the floor with her chin resting on a brown teddy.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Behold said velcro dog.
Photo of Odie, a black and tan mixed breed dog, with his chin propped on the photo takers knee. He is staring at the camera with big brown eyes and telepathically asking for something.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Crude photoshop of a blancmange with Kier Starmer's hair and glasses.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
The artwork for the 1998 album "Nightfall in Middle-Earth" by Blind Guardian.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Cosy baby
Photo of Odie, a black and tan mixed breed dog, tragically sandwiched between two hand knitted blankets.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Dont make me tap the t shirt
Photo of Tonks, a fat, white non-binary person with orange glasses. They are wearing a black t shirt with a slogan in the trans pride colours that says "respect trans folks or I will identify as a fucking problem."
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
A plate of white blancmange with Kier Starmer's hair and glasses badly photoshopped over the top
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It was a pretty good view
Photo of the acropolis and parthenon against a bright blue sky. People in the foreground are looking up at the parthenon, taking their own photos.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Felt cute, might delete later.
Selfie of Tonks, a fat white non binary person. They have septum, labret and nose piercings and are wearing orange lensed glasses with black frames. Their hair is worn in an undercut.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Why is this the only energy so many cis "allies" can bring to the table?
Tweet from @ProBirdRights dated 16/08/2013.

Tweet reads: I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
TDOV feels like a good time to share this painting I've been working on. The background collage is torn up pages of a popular children's book written by a certain transphobe. Because I believe in the transformative power of art.
A trans positive painting on canvas.

The background is a collage of pages torn from a book with a trans pride flag painted over the top. In the centre is a large trans symbol, painted in black and outlined in gold. The paint of the flag and the symbol have been intentionally allowed to drip. Written about the painting are the following phrases:

- trans is beautiful
- trans women are real women
- trans rights are human rights
- trans men are real men
- gender affirming care saves lives
- they cannot kill us in a way that matters
- trans liberation now
- we have always existed
- let trans kids grow up into trans adults
- trans joy matters
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Behold, our Prime Minister.
A plate of white blancmange with Kier Starmer's hair and glasses badly photoshopped over the top.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Screenshot of a character headcanon generator.

It says "It would not take much for Tonks to turn to evil."
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The world might be a trash fire, but I look cute with my worm earrings.
A car selfie of Tonks, a white nonbinary person with facial piercings and orange glasses. Also earthworm earrings.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
This is the most punk thing I've seen in a while. Fuck the Cass report. Fuck this government. End the puberty blocker ban.
Photo of a trans pride flag hanging from anti pigeon spikes.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy new year from this unimpressed boy in his thundershirt who is coping with the fireworks admirably.
Odie, a black and tan mutt wearing a grey anti anxiety shirt.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
This was my intention for 2024. How do you think I did?
2024 Intention: for my queer, polyamorous, neurodivergant ass to continue to exist, persist and thrive, despite and to spite the forces that don't want me to. And to yell at those who would stop me.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This little ball of floof is Frodo, one of my parents' dogs. It was his first birthday yesterday. He enjoys using people as dog beds, pulling the fluff out of his toys, and annoying the crap out of Mollie, my parents' senior Jack Russel.
Tonks, a white person with facial piercings and orange glasses, cuddling Frodo, a black toy poodle.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I don't have a Spotify wrapped, but my music app on my phone did inform me I've managed to listen to more Chappel Roan than the music I fall asleep to every night.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
This goober will soon have been with us four months. I'm sure life was less chaotic in the before times, but it was less rewarding.
Close up of a black and tan dog falling asleep with his head on one person's foot and his chin on another person's leg.A back and tan dog lying on a bed with a rainbow towel over his head. One ear sticks up jauntily.A black and tan dog standing on a bed, ears very alert to something off camera.A black and tan dog resting his head on a pillow, showing off his best puppy dog eyes. Not pictured: the vanilla slices he is trying to convince the human to share with him.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Pictured: a noisy boy who keeps losing his shit at the wind.
Picture of Odie, a black and tan dog of indeterminate origin, standing on the arm of the sofa asking for one attention please.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
Three and a half weeks ago this absolute goober came to live with us. He is an anxious, reactive boy who enjoys napping between walks, turning cardboard into confetti and singing the song of his people half an hour before my alarm. Meet Odie.
Picture of a dog of dubious breeding sat very nicely with his ears up. He is wearing a rainbow bow tie that says "I only bark at cunts".
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
I'm here, I'm queer, I had a less than positive emotion so I cut my hair.
Photo of me (Tonks) a white person with facial piercings, tattoos and orange glasses. Their hair is shaved around the back and sides, short and fluffy on top.
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Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them) @captainraz.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Went for a stupid walk for my stupid mental health. Saw a ship flying a rainbow flag.
A photo of a metal sailboat on a river. It is flying a rainbow flag.
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