Reposted by Captain BlyeGoad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It's because soccer fans won't boo children but will probably call U.S. military war criminals. UFC fans will boo a child but never boo a cop or soldier. 1552
Reposted by Captain BlyeMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I still can’t believe he’s so obsessed with her that he has a literal keyboard shortcut for “Harvard Law School clinical instructor and trans activist”. World historic weirdo material. 391191125
Reposted by Captain BlyeLeona Scream @editor.scot · 03/06/2026CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this 2353071468
Reposted by Captain Blyemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/06/2026RIP john blanche, one of the greatest to ever do it 51198331
Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 03/06/2026If they criminalize gatherings the same as vandalism, causing damage and disruption then they are just setting the bar for kids to start doing those things instead of just gathering. You got me in trouble for hanging out? Well then I may as well just do something worth getting in trouble for. 020
Reposted by Captain BlyeStephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Naperville responding to a teen gathering by not just making arrests but issuing citations for jaywalking and underaged tobacco possession while touting a new "zero tolerance" policy is peak sundown town behavior. PSA: there's never been a true zero tolerance policy for crime. Just for people. 0686
Reposted by Captain Blyekathleenpolarb.bsky.social @kathleenpolarb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026@visibilitybrigade.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social @maddow.bsky.social 127377
Reposted by Captain BlyeRachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Guys Conservative MP Aaron Gunn is pissed that some residential school deniers got pranked by a CBC entertainment show he's making a big stink about it and..........posed with a large sheet of paper rookie mistake, my dude 44730108
Reposted by Captain Blye🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 12/05/2026i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us. 22256082618
Reposted by Captain BlyeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Local Drunk Can't Stop Talking About Breathalyzer Installed in His Car "None Of My Neighbors Have This. Guess I Must Be Cooler." 883448551
Reposted by Captain BlyeThe Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026 121698399
Reposted by Captain BlyeMichael Colborne @colborne.bsky.social · 04/05/2026excellent work from CBS giving a platform to an overgrown fascist man-child desperate for a platform. should have asked him about the fake US passport he had while on the run in Europe (a federal felony) or, you know, at least done some actual journalism, but here we are 1123678
Reposted by Captain BlyeJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 24/04/2026This looks like those Old West photos of the Texas Rangers posing with the corpse of the outlaw they killed 16159397
Reposted by Captain BlyeLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 23/04/2026watching the Jersey Mike’s worker make my sandwich 464619708
Reposted by Captain BlyeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more. 816335337969
Reposted by Captain Blyederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly? 35496761237
Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Still hoping one secret service member identifies with Jaime Lannister. 000
Reposted by Captain BlyeMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Okay CTA. This is a good sign. 90243014518
Reposted by Captain BlyeRachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 10/04/2026“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears. "She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.” “'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..." azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i... 789163197757
Reposted by Captain BlyeRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally. 184211743905
Reposted by Captain BlyeGhoully Krausened @fullykrausened.bsky.social · 25/03/2026it's 2006 and all the guys i went to high school with are getting pushed into enlisting by lack of job opportunities it's 2026 and all the guys i went to high school with are getting pushed into enlisting by lack of job opportunities 1839
Reposted by Captain Blyeonion person @junlper.beer · 22/03/2026if you called these people stupid over the last 10 years you would get lectured about how they’re little babies with zero agency that we need to bow down to to win over because wokeness hurt their feelings 16786481175
Reposted by Captain BlyeErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Stunned by all the “ICE isn’t gonna do anything more than what TSA already does” rhetoric. Untrained white supremacists who’ve been told by bosses they’re not subject to laws will have POC and women lined up in front of them to grope and abuse and they don’t even have to chase them. 5559991641
Reposted by Captain BlyeDaisy Gardner @daisygardner.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Dude got sent to a reform school and confused it with an elite military college like USAFA or the Naval Academy. 626030
Reposted by Captain Blyederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this 742259232783
Reposted by Captain BlyeBrad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is. People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2) 1056188383406
Reposted by Captain BlyeNews Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 12/03/2026This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷) 594180517095
Reposted by Captain BlyeThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/03/2026Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-… 4159381085
Reposted by Captain BlyeGoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 12/03/2026WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings 14090991864
Reposted by Captain BlyeGroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 11/03/2026This is clearly fine with the GOP. 524128415480
Reposted by Captain BlyeChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.” 174109772740
Reposted by Captain BlyeMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 09/03/2026The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history? 13684353113
Reposted by Captain BlyeNick Bryant. @nickbryantoz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026When I first started out as a journalist I thought it paid to have a background in US history when covering America. Then I thought it would probably be better to be a constitutional lawyer with expertise in jurisprudence. Now I think it would be useful to be a psychiatrist. 1297150353208
Reposted by Captain BlyeMother Jones @motherjones.com · 07/03/2026Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.motherjones.comAt Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP ReportsCamp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves. 59792646005
Reposted by Captain Blyee.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 06/03/2026the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter www.statesman.com/business/art...statesman.comTesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-workerA 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday. 6952571867
Reposted by Captain BlyeMichael @michaelr12.bsky.social · 06/03/2026And just like that we’re back to “Department of Defense” 1367130372848
Reposted by Captain BlyeEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE. 301148332643
Reposted by Captain BlyeMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 05/03/2026This is honestly one of the most anti-Jewish things I’ve ever seen from the United States government. 2051128053330
Reposted by Captain BlyeSkye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 05/03/2026AOC: “That’s one reason he must be removed from office - if the Epstein files have such a hold on Trump & this admin that they are willing to plunge us & risk world war in order to save themselves politically - that is the definition of someone who cant make objective decisions for the American ppl” 19094302571
Reposted by Captain BlyeJoey Politano🏳️🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends! 27959451546
Reposted by Captain BlyeAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do 389213755857
Reposted by Captain BlyeAmras, Scéal Faoladh θ∆ @amras.me · 05/03/2026A couple things… The “conflict“ in Iran *IS* a war. It is a war of choice. It is warfare without conscious. It was unprovoked. And I’m sick and tired of people suggesting & implying the only tragedies herein are that US Service Members have died. The people of Iran are innocents in this conflict! 559136282858
Reposted by Captain BlyeAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/03/2026NOEM: I would disagree with the judge CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree? NOEM: A what? CROCKETT: A law degree NOEM: No I do no- CROCKETT: Okay 1175322768270
Reposted by Captain BlyeLounge Lizards 🇨🇦 🍁 @colin-dawny.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Bahahaha. 😁😏 #DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T 370133563418
Reposted by Captain BlyeBoycott Citizens @boycottcitizens.org · 04/03/2026Emmanuel Damas, 56, died in ICE custody on Monday. Damas came to the U.S. from Haiti seeking asylum. After six months in ICE custody—the last four at CoreCivic's Florence Correctional Center—he died from complications from a tooth infection. A tooth infection. 1/3 tucson.com/news/local/b... 6323981524
Reposted by Captain BlyeBrad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 04/03/2026We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court. That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits. Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability. 284100822024
