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Captain Blye

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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man labeled “Sickos” looking in a window saying “Yes… HA HA HA… YES!”
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Idk dead or completely dead inside. If they live they definitely coming out the other side like Nightcrawler.
Jake Gyllenhaal’s Character in Nightcrawler filming a crime scene Minutes after the crime occurred before police arrive.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“We will survive Zohran Mamdani” Meanwhile Mamdani:
Elmo on a bike.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“Oh, my God, he admit it!”
The line from a I Think You Should Leave sketch with the image of the man who said the line.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What we need to do in office as an opposition party. Politically.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
What maga think is an effective FBI Agent vs what actually is an effective agent.
I googled Tacticool and picked a photo of a guy with a gun and helmet covered in attachments.Photo inside the FBI Dallas office in the 70s of a bunch of desk workers. Presumably redacting evidence of the MLK assassination.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hell, if negotiations to end the cluster fuck they started was handing the Trump admin and top Pentagon officials to the Iranians.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Do I want to be them or be with them?
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
He’s upholding his legacy.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Everyone beware the Paunch Patrol is swarming people that hurt their feelings.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Selfless Savior always gets me misty eyed. I always felt like this one is so tragic on such joyful yet oddly creepy art.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Remember what you are fighting for.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
An evergreen meme.
Kids playing dodgeball with a massive red ball. The thrower is labeled “Apollo”, the ball is labeled “the gift of prophecy” and the unsuspecting targets are labeled “random internet users just trying to be comedic”
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Yeah you are right the US Christians did some pretty fucked up shit in the Middle East.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Me most days: God dam the US has so many crimes it still needs to answer for. Me when talking about the Civil War or WWII:
A majestic Bald Eagle holding the American flag in its talons as it flies over the unclaimed mountainous wilderness.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Last thing their AI 4x4 sees.
Eminem throwing a brick directly at camera.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Here is a diagram to help your dumbass. I doubt any ICE goon is trained in first aid and he shot the only guy who might have some first aid knowledge as well so a person can bleed out very quickly if the artery is hit.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I love me some southern leftists.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
A drawn woman that is saying “WAOW” and thinking “BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED…”
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
“You see you were born to be subservient it’s what god intended, now step aside I must best your lord in single combat to ensure my lineage’s claim of these bountiful fields we the nobility allow you to exist on” “Nice argument lord but have you considered my liege bequeathed me CANNON”
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
It tracks.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Unwoke tunnel.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This you?
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I am beyond and above the daily squabbles of modern society. Thus I have the unique ability to be an objective arbiter of truth and facts.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I mean… not appearing once in Wisconsin has got to be one of the most insane political blunders in US politics.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It’s the surviving plane chart for Autism rates.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Nicht wie wir Just imagine I photoshopped lederhosen on Kendrick.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
- Trump to Visa holders and foreign perspective doctors.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Red towns vs blue “looted” cities. 🤣
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Just when we March to the Atlantic to kick rebel ass.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This Choom here hasn’t even got any chrome. These gonks gonna get flatlined before any of my crew detransitions.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Hey, Primary that Guy.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Well they certainly figured out the correct mix for the serum because that is definitely trump.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
You and your “debate me” alts/NPCs
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Another Rich asshole gets his/her 3rd Times cover: I sleep A plucky young activist/politician gets a Times cover: Real Shit?!?
I sleep - real shit meme
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Also asking Boeing, an aerospace company, to build a submersible reminds me of one of my favorite Futurama jokes.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I grew up on these streets.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The image of a man tearing the calendar to the next month and the next month is 1984.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The Chinese Era has begun, even if people won’t admit it.
“Get Ready to Learn Chinese Buddy” image
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Sleepy joe is better, always been better stop trying to make Joey bananas happen.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
How is this not national news?!?!
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Stonks meme.
A business looking guy with a 90s looking computer model head, standing in front of a blue screen with stock trading data on it with a big orange arrow shooting upwards. The word “stonks” is glowing prominently to the center right.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s literally this meme. Except “This is a fucking political stunt actually” and “literally a great thing someone with power can do”
Meme of the guy with a “thinking cap” on saying about the literal coolest thing ever, “this fucking sucks actually”
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Even the most over the top satire of American policing never kidnapped kids (from my limited knowledge from the movies and like 2 comics)
Judge Dredd holding his service weapon.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The play boosters got some fire in them.
Dragon of Mount Gulg aka Ancient Copper Dragon Magic the Gathering card.
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Captain Blye @captainblye.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Dam he leveled Earth’s tallest Mountains to make it feel more like his home of Illinois.
Text from the Warhammer 40K wiki

“The Golden Throne is located on Terra, deep within the continent-spanning complex of the Imperial Palace, specifically in the area of the Asian continent where the Himalazian (Himalayan) Mountains once towered.”
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