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Captain Balkon

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Be excellent to eachother, but do not tolerate the intolerant.

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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Lorsan @fern-us.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
✨ Timeline cleanse ✨ quote this with your favorite Tumblr post I always think of this audio when I think of Tumblr
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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Adapting the '80s With Teyon Games youtu.be/8EYthstJbis
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Adapting the '80s With Teyon Games [Rambo: TVG, Terminator: Resistance, Robocop: Rogue City]
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Captain Balkon @captainbalkon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I did not care for Dave the Diver. Did too much. Got tired of the loop fast. The tone didn't hit.
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Scott W. @cerealscott.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wario Land 4 (GBA, 2001)
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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 06/08/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak localization looks like (Asterix: Mega Madness (PS1, 2001))
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Get EARTH MUST DIE super cheap alongside a whole bunch of other neat games in this amaaaazing Humble Bundle! Go! Go go go! Also share, pls.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Endless cycle
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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 29/03/2026
Colonel Mustard saying the quoted skeet
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Chas @ SHADOWHEART ERA @cymk8.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
something something dykes on bikes 🏍️🌈💨 (because it's not pride without some l e a t h e r) #bg3
shadowheart and karlach on a motorbike. karlachc is smoking a cigarette while shadowheart sits backward and on her lap
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Chas @ SHADOWHEART ERA @cymk8.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
yes, they get the cottage core ending (happy pride)💃💃🌈✨ #bg3
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 05/07/2026
Kinda fucked up they let Norway field a space marine on their team imho
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Calc Becomes Her @hotcalc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Fat4all (Agatha) 🏳️‍⚧️ @fat4all.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
tapping my favorite sign to tap
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shoogles (comms open, see 📌) @shoogles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Pasquinel 🦇🎃👻 @pasquinel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
John C. Reilly: "Empathy's not a trap, it's a superpower"
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Donkey Kong Country - Out of Context @dkc-ooc-clips.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Deeply @deeply.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Captain Balkon @captainbalkon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I think games should stop doing graphics, like I'm seeing 10 year anniversary posts for games that still look like the peak of graphics to me, and games nowadays just look like that but you have to pay 3000 dollars to run them
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Show: Pokémon Advanced Language: Dutch Country: Netherlands
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daniël @kaasiand.cool · 09/05/2026
human James McCloud from f-zero: I think I will call my son Guy McCloud
james mccloud from f-zero (he looks like a gijinka of james mccloud from star fox)
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Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?
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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @luizajarovsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I see no lies here
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jenn 🤍🪽 @jennahveer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
limbless black knight from Monty python holy grail subtitled "just one more thing"
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スー (Su) 🌸 @crvwolf.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hey friends, would you mind casting a quick vote for design 12? It's made by my close friend and a tshirt that i would love to wear :) thank you! form.jotform.com/agrimmie/gri...
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Grimmie Fest TShirt VOTING
Please click the link to complete this form.
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Meme image of Sonic saying "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding". The text has been blanked out so it reads "I want games with gay people who are woke and I'm not kidding".
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Videogame Beaches🏳️‍⚧️ @videogamebeach.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This game has one of the most charming language selection screens on the PS1.
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
traveling whaleburys
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 19/04/2026
This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Fuck Harry Potter just read discworld. It's a fantastical world of magical creatures and adventure but the author has class consciousness and knows how to write comedy that isn't just making fun of how fat a character is
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Wander @wanderbot.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm so sick of seeing AI disclaimers like this. The solution to not having the budget for voice acting isn't to use AI, it's to not have voice acting at all! Games don't need VO to be good! By jamming in slopvoices, you're not making your game better, you're making it worse and reprehensible!
A Steam AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI-generated voiceovers for ingame characters. This is a indie no-budget production. Sorry :-'(
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Lex Plorar 🛩️🫧 Axolotl Vtuber @lexolotl.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Tomorrow it's time for a PEAK Collab! Can I survive on this island with @aseaflores.bsky.social, @yutokame.bsky.social & @captainbalkon.bsky.social???
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
GameBoy Camera: A silly fun goof time taking pictures Also GameBoy Camera: The most emotional and beautiful song to ever bless a square wave.
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horse c. @horseonvhs.com · 10/03/2026
when i was a kid i had the classic “uncle works at nintendo“ friend. he told all kinds of tales but the claim that really stuck with me was that he and his family got to go to a special pikmin event where they dressed up as pikmin and a guy picked them up and threw them
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Crazy shit happening at xbox rn
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Avi (3/3) @walkietavie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:
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Listo Entertainment @listo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Captain Balkon @captainbalkon.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Going live again in a few minutes with more Earthbound! Catch me @ www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
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New variety streamer! I have no idea what's gonna happen, but that's the fun part I guess!
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
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Captain Balkon @captainbalkon.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Going live with some good ol' Earthbound, and maybe some more Super Nintendo or other stuff! www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
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Twitch is the world
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
As we head into the weekend, a quick reminder that Earth Must Die requires your PURCHASE and REVIEW please, so that we stay totally relevant. Every copy sold at this critical juncture helps us out more than, like three copies sold next week. So please do. store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
Review of Earth Must Die saying it's BLOODY RIPPER, and that's an Australian saying that so you can really really believe it.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Very Positive, 100% Thank you everyone! This means SO MUCH ❤️ store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
Screenshot of the EMD page, showing Very Positive, 100%
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Captain Balkon @captainbalkon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Going live with @timegentleman.bsky.social and @danthat.bsky.social's new game, Earth Must Die! www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon
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New variety streamer! I have no idea what's gonna happen, but that's the fun part I guess!
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