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Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Rêveur. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian. paypal.me/CanalCryptid

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 22m
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 6h
Pretty new editions of favourite books are always a temptation.
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another autumnal mari today (this took so long to sketch out)
A mari dancing with some leaves
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 9h
40% of surveyed HIV organisations had run out of stocks of vital products, such as PrEP or HIV tests, as a result of cuts to international aid funding, led by Trump. More people will acquire HIV. More people will die of AIDS. “This is not a distant risk – it is already happening.”
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Shortages of crucial HIV medicines due to aid cuts are a ‘warning’, say experts
More than half of organisations providing HIV care surveyed by International Planned Parenthood Federation said they had run out of stock at some point during past 12 months
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have a quick Little Mari getting involved in the leaf action that her older sisters have had monopoly over
A little mari kicks some leaves
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Madison on the Air @madisonstandish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy #AudioDramaSunday! The 2026 "Audio Drama Halloween Playlist" on Spotify is avail NOW! Madison put this together full of indie creators sharing their best Spooky Season treats. open.spotify.com/playlist/7gR... #AudioFiction #audiodrama #fictionpodcast #madisonontheair #Halloween #spookyseason
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Audio Drama Halloween Playlist 2026
From horror and the macabre, to classic tales, real-play and comedy, "Madison on the Air" presents this collection of Spooky Season treats by indie audio drama creators. Like what you hear? ...
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Our mystery gift giver dropped by again earlier today. And left us a flower? Just set on the front deck? So. That's nice?
Photo of a white orchid in a pot.
On a grey wooden tray next to a The Night Circus tea for one set.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶🎶 Hot town, punching Hello Kitty So adorable-even bleeds real pretty Head’s big but her body’s itty-bitty Should I punch her more? Gonna ask the committee Staggering ‘round, kitty Walkin half dead Walkin into traffic-squashed like a flatbread… 🎶🎶🎶
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Movie poster for the Irish horror film Fréwaka.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels is "Young Me".
In panel one we see a young version of Sarah, the protagonist. She says, "I want to achieve great things".
In panel two we zoom in a little on young Sarah's face. She continues, "An astounding career! An amazing house! World peace!"
The title for the last two panels is "Adult Me".
In panel three we see adult Sarah, looking down.
In panel four we zoom out and see she is in front of a basil plant. She simply says "I want to grow a basil plant".
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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FatGayFriend @fatgayfriend.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you freely offer your child to the God of Autumn?
A folk Hedgehog costume contemplates an offering outside a Victorian brick Town Hall
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, I'm not saying it's a good film. But it does have Egyptian mummies in it.
Film poster for The Extraordinary Adventures Of Adele Blanc-sec.
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PseudoPod 🎙️ @pseudopod.org · 04/10/2026
We like bees! 🐝
Photo of a sign, which reads:

PREVENT THEFT

LOCK YOUR CAR

TAKE YOUR KEYS

HIDE YOUR BELONGINGS

FILL A DECOY PURSE WITH THOUSANDS OF ANGRY, POISONOUS BEES

It takes <30 seconds for thieves to rob your car

San Francisco Police Department
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
'Til human voices wake us And we drown, and we drown Seductive and impeccable abuse You do it to yourself I bet you know you do I love you cause I do it to you too
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People with HIV have greater risk of cardiovascular disease. A new study finds that women’s risk is almost twice that of women who do not have HIV. www.aidsmap.com/news/oct-202...
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2000+ Americans have bought this book on import from the UK. Many of them have told me they love it. Meanwhile, the UK publishing industry: "I am sorry. We can't sell this book to an American audience. They will find it too British." FREE worldwide delivery here: blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...
A paperback of Everything Will Swallow You, in its natural habitat, a clifftop on the United Kingdom's Jurassic Coast.
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
reminder!
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's gender will mostly be a perfectly ordinary human being with a full soul of it's very own and all of it's original fingers.
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did another doodle - another autumn mari
A mari bending to the side looks down and swirls leaves from her hands
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forgot to say this is in London (Soho theatre)
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𓆑🏳️‍⚧️JJ♿๑ï @day10machine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you want to donate directly I appreciate that so much ! Thank you ! cash.app/$Day10Machine Venmo @Day10Machine paypal.me/Day10Machine Links to my ko-fi, Patreon, and wishlist are here if you prefer: linktr.ee/day10machine
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Homeless disabled agender bi trans guy. I draw little guys, and sometimes write.
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
throne.com/sophia_nyx/i... off to bed. this shii at 92%. someone finish this plz thx.
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Contribute to Sophia Nyx's Amazon.com $100 Gift Card | Throne
Support Sophia Nyx with a gift contribution on their Throne wishlist. Help fund their creative projects.
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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am in a pickle, friends. I’m days away from starting my new job but currently have $4 to my name, nearly empty cupboards, & no gas to get Baby Girl to the airport this afternoon. I HATE to ask but if you can spare a coffee, I can’t tell you how desperately it’d be appreciated ko-fi.com/A457ISS
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Buy Auntie Kristy a Coffee
Become a supporter of Auntie Kristy today!
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Recently, I’ve wanted to do another ink cap inspired mari. But I didnt want to do it too literally. So heres the attempt
A mari win a patterned cloak with drips of bkack jewels hanging from her cloak
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's gender will mostly be the vague sensation that you are forgetting something important.
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PseudoPod 🎙️ @pseudopod.org · 02/10/2026
“My husband is home again." This House of Hopes, This House of Bones by Cynthia Zhang Narrator: Kitty Sarkozy Host: Scott Campbell Audio: Chelsea Davis pseudopod.org/2026/10/02/p... This story is a PseudoPod original. C/W: domestic violence, murder
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PseudoPod 1050: This House of Hopes, This House of Bones
My husband is home again. I cannot hear him well, not with the ringing in my ears and the throbbing headache making every movement agony, but the ghosts keep me informed. There he is…
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Escape Pod @escapepod.org · 02/10/2026
Greetings, urbanist sophonts! Do you like sky cities? They have their perks over underground cities, for one. Check out a tale of two of them (cities) in our latest original, "Sister Cities" by @reasie.bsky.social.
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Escape Pod 1065: Sister Cities
The Pour House Tavern is built on a stairway, with low ceilings that step down along with the bar, so it’s hard to see who’s at the other end, and the smoke gathers on the high side…
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't really care if men are posting statements of support and outrage online, do care whether or not they're talking to and challenging their friends and peers in person
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most people get their skeleton from a breeder. Mine, however, is a rescue.
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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -You deserve kindness, especially from yourself. -The Cursed Object would like a “big snack please and thank you”. ❤️ Auntie Jilli
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Excuse you. My seasonal moss bed will be inside a giant, hollow turnip. I'm an old fashioned Cryptid.
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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A mari with some rosary beads?
A horse skulled lady holdomg some beads
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bla bla blaaaa #mutualaid
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 02/10/2026
merrily fucking over the poor and disabled & making life increasingly miserable for immigrants and trans people but make a few vague gestures towards "Breturn" and a half arsed Social Care Service and he's a Socialist Hero True Progressive
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
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Where Are My Lesbians? Pride Event
Alt: The character Gwen, from the British movie Pride, exiting a minibus and asking "Where are my lesbians?"
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would be nice if we had a party in power that wasn’t constantly indulging in exactly the same “disabled people cost too much” rhetoric and policy as in nazi Germany - and that’s not an exaggeration
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tell us again how they won’t be needing the triple lock as they’ll have private pensions
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Madison on the Air @madisonstandish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some people think Paris fashion is to DIE for... "Chandu, The Magician" now playing on @sparkk.tv #OldTimeRadio #audiodrama #madisonontheair
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spood month, know your spoods #arachtober #InvertebrateShitposting
a doodle in four parts.

top left is a doodle of a jumping spider with massive adorable eyes. text says, a spood.

top right is the butt of a spider that has run off screen. text says, a spood doin' a scoot.

bottom left, a pair of spiders stacked on top of one another, hugging. text says, two spoods doin' a spoon.

bottom right, a spider covered in cloth like a sheet ghost, with speech bubble saying insect populations are experiencing a sharp decline, threatening every part of their food chain, including birbs, spoods, and the agricultural produce they pollinate. the text says a spood doin' a spook.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
Damnit, now I'm hungry.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not many signed copies left now, in case anybody else wants to step through the interdimensional portal into this parallel universe… blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...
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Curious Events Lately Occurring In This Neighbourhood
Curious Events Lately Occurring In This Neighbourhood
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Olivia Atwater @oliviaatwater.com · 01/10/2026
Advance reading requests are now open for book two of the Victorian Faerie Tales, ROSEMARY & THYME. Submit the form below no later than October 9th at noon EST in order to be added to the list! 5onjxq.share-na3.hsforms.com/2usaYFMhbTbe...
An electronic tablet sits on top of an old manuscript with an ink pen next to a lit antique lamp. The tablet shows the cover of Rosemary & Thyme, by Olivia Atwater.
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El is in the Details @elsbells.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Urgent: I’m at $212/$950 for Oct. rent, due today! That makes $738 to go. I’m a disabled freelancer; despite not being able to afford raised ACA premiums this year, I’m making progress toward health stability—but your help staying housed is ESSENTIAL to that. Cashapp/Venmo: Elsthere
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Pay Elizabeth Leinback using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/aislinndelyon and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don't be afraid to stand out. It's the best way to get noticed and recruited into a new life by the twig witch, dark fairies, and assorted cosmic beings of madness.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always be your true self as you move through the world. If you leave a trail of trembling townsfolk, smoldering ruins, and terrifying legends in your wake, so be it.
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