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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 12h

Our geese guard our boat. And us 😆 Feed them cheap cat kibble. They'll become your willing bodyguards 😆

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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 23h

I'm fascinated by the 'humanoid encounters' subgenre of post online, because of the sheer number of them that are like ... "there were some very tall pale people with blonde hair, and they spoke a weird language I didn't recognise" gang that's not aliens, that's the Dutch

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El is in the Details @elsbells.bsky.social · 23h

Now only $446 to go for late rent & utilities! Thank you so much. 💜 Between chronic illness and too many weird brain things (migraines, insomnia, PTSD), being able to freelance enough to survive has been tough. I deeply appreciate your help. Cashapp/Venmo: Elsthere

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Pay Elizabeth Leinback using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/aislinndelyon and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 23h

Repost to help me tell my power company that being a game dev doesn't make it okay to burn my house down.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They don’t tell you this but those walk-through metal detectors at the airport show the TSA agent how long you have to live and no one knows where that feature came from or how to turn it off

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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Someone just told me that The Princess Bride is "overrated" and long story short it's perfectly acceptable to remove toxic people from your life,

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

Nah, I think that's far too narrow of a definition.

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The Haunted Bookshop @thehauntedbookshop.com · 17/10/2026

We need a word. The 'opposite' of reception studies would be the historical study of stuff people thought was so ingrained, so understood, that they never bothered writing about it. Like penates. What are they? We don't know, because (it seems) the Romans figured everyone would always 'just know'.

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

I loved this show so damned much 🥹 I want EVERYTHING that that site is selling. Come payday I am DEFINITELY getting the doll set 🥹

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The Trap Door Opening Theme

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

I'm looking at the other products and... Trapdoor SOCKS 🧦 🥹

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

My inner child is screaming for this 🥺

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

A thread that just keeps giving 😆 🧵

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

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Jacob @iacobuscaesar.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

My shitty life in the Silurian Period (443-420 million BC): -Am an osteostracan fish (I have no jaws and I must scream). -Daily harassment by fuck-huge scorpion-lobster-looking things. -Can’t go on land to see the weird not-fungus things. -It’s so fucking hot. -Turn me to limestone please, someone.

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

my hot chocolate keeps hissing at me 👀

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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

labour mp clarifies: yes, trans people must be banned from hospitals

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

Really loving the fucked up signal round here atm 🫩 Nothing else will connect, constant internet signal issue messages across the board. Bsky kinda works. Sometimes. Been getting so much housework done at least 🫩

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

Just when you thought Little Mari, the cutest cryptid ever to cryptid, couldn't get any cuter, our S&S goes and gives us this 🥹

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Shade 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🦄💙📚🎃 @sharrow.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

I know a fair few people are starting to research possibly moving from the UK to RoI due to the hateful restrictions being rolled out. This is a really good recourse, diasporasupport.ie/returning-to... While rights are good and transphobia is low, healthcare is very hard to access.

diasporasupport.ie

Returning and LGBTQI+

There are a number of supports that are available to Irish citizens looking to return to Ireland to retire.

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

I really can't get over these goats 😐

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Maja, the Spooky Pink Vixen (🔞 Unsafe For Public Consumption~) @majatek.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Shit is getting so puritanical and bad in the UK that "choke me, daddy" - y'know, THE meme phrase among adult spaces back in 2014 to 2017 - will be considered an offense. The conservative fucks are coming for ALL of your kinks and fetishes. Fly your freak flags high and lock arms with one another.

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Dr Han-kenstein 🖤🩶🤍💜🇵🇸 @tooriekep.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Sorry but this made me laugh. The same folk offended by this t-shirt are the same ones who laugh at stories of refugees drowning in the Channel so forgive me if I don't take them seriously

Post from the Scotsman's FB page with the caption "Teaching union boss criticised for 'deeply offensive' pro-trans t-shirt at SNP conference"

Beneath is a photo of a white male with brown hair wearing a navy shirt underneath which is a white t-shirt featuring the slogan "PROTECT THE DOLLS".

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

My Cub finished her socks 🧦 Gonna steal them 😈

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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Just trying a slightly different pose from the usual

A mari looks down she holds an orb with a star in it

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

The basic story is widespread. Sometimes it's a dripping noise, sometimes something moving around/whining, sometimes something licking or nuzzling the teller when they're in bed. Always ends with a dead pet/child/lover. Your version... *Multiple* nights of dripping noises? 🤨 I know. Party pooper. 😞

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

Help a bun out. While you're at it, if you don't already, follow her here. She's just lovely.

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

I have questions. Questions that would make me a party pooper because they pick at a very obvious logical flaw in that version of this fairly common urban myth horror story. Sorry. 😐

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

I still have some of these owls if anyone would like one free with a signed copy of Everything Will Swallow You (£9.99 plus p&p). Just drop me an email at hello@tom-cox.com, titled "PSYCHEDELIC OWL", and let me know where to send...

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

Come at me with your "that's not classical music". I fucking dare you.

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

I know it's not just opera, but at least nobody can argue with that. There's things I'd post as classical that you can guarantee some smartarse would jump in with "that's not classical, that's only 30 yrs old/EDM/other petty quibble" 🫩

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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

telling the guy at the door asking if i have a tv that the bbc has adapted sally rooney novels therefore the bbc is funding palestine action therefore paying your license fee is material support for terrorism

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

Today's gender will mostly be a jigsaw made of teeth.

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☠️ Skulls and Sheets 👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

A mari looks upwards at a thread of spider silk

A horse skulled lady looks up at a thread of spider silk. She is decorated with patterns

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

You should be forced to give it to me or to any of my trans or non white friends. I can't think of a single one of us for whom $30k would not be literally life changing. Life saving in a few cases.

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

Would it be possible for you to start including alt text, especially on important information posts like this.

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NABO @nabo-official.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

Incase any #boaters are struggling and would like help & advice, here's a date for the diary. #dropin #outreachhub #boating #boatlife #alternativeliving #makingendsmeet

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026

It's cold and I need to go out and find wood to cut. But it's cold and the boat is warm and I'm so very very ouchy. Don't wanna 😭

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Artists and musicians used to get the train to London (now £300) to live in a squat (now banned) go on the dole and learn their craft (now sanctions if you don’t job seek) maybe do some gigs (music venues have closed as rent was too high)

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