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Canal Cryptid

@canalcryptid.eurosky.social
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Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Rêveur. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian. paypal.me/CanalCryptid

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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
Damn but I had such a crush on her 😶
The character Servalan, from the tv show Blake's 7.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 20/10/2026
Movie poster for the film One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
Donnie Darko - brilliant film, 13/10. S Darko - why, just why?
Movie poster for the film Donnie Darko.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/10/2026
Movie poster for the black and white movie, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?, starring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
We have new Boney Friends in our collection 🦴 Hoping to get a fresh Halloween display set up on the roof in the next few days. Going to mean moving all my plant pots.
Photo of a posable skeleton mermaid and skeleton fish laid on a blue pillow.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Our mystery gift giver dropped by again earlier today. And left us a flower? Just set on the front deck? So. That's nice?
Photo of a white orchid in a pot.
On a grey wooden tray next to a The Night Circus tea for one set.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Movie poster for the Irish horror film Fréwaka.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, I'm not saying it's a good film. But it does have Egyptian mummies in it.
Film poster for The Extraordinary Adventures Of Adele Blanc-sec.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Movie poster for the 1992 film of Orlando starring Tilda Swinton.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Movie poster for Metropolis.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
Poster for the movie, MicMacs.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Just found a Halloween tree ornament, of the Bone Dog from @tkingfisher.com's book, Nettle and Bone, for our Xmas tree on Vinted 🥳 It'll fit in beautifully with the general colour scheme and theme of our tree ornament collection 😁
Photo of a tree decoration of the Bone Dog from T Kingfisher's book, Nettle and Bone.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
😆
Cartoon royal courtier saying:
I'm not kink shaming,
I'm kink asking why.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026
It's not "romantic". It's one of so many films that takes a range of abusive behaviours and presents them as "romantic". Horrible film.
Cinema release poster for the movie Love Actually. Basically just headshots of various cast members.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 12/06/2026
Screenshot of the infamous Naomi Wolf Belfast Quote on twitter.
Quoted text reads:
It was amazing to go to Belfast, which does not yet have 5G, and feel the earth, sky, air, human experience, feel the way it did in the 1970s. Calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm sorry, this is the mental picture that gave me 😆 So sorry 😆
A woman in a bikini sitting inside a fridge surrounded by fruit and vegetables.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 11/06/2026
I was just curious 🙂 We get Mandarins by the bucketful on the Canal, but locally we only have the one regular Wood Duck, a definite male. I don't think he's ever had a female with him to use to compare. Though if yours is a female then he might have and I just not realised 😆
Photo of a family of Mandarin Ducks, Grand Union Canal.
In the background is the male with plumage in a variety of bright colours including blue, red, and purple.
In the foreground is the female, mainly brown but with a bluish-grey head, distinctive white "eyeliner", some white on her throat/under her chin, and small flashes of blue on her wings.
Clustered against the female are three young chicks, their plumage a mixture of yellow and browns.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 06/06/2026
Describe your gender without downloading any new pictures:
A centaur skeleton in a display case.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 01/06/2026
Artist: www.weasyl.com/~amagire
A black and white generic nature background.
Standing in the foreground is a skull faced unicorn in Pride colours, flames erupting from the ground under it's hooves, and a white banner wrapped around it's throat.
Banner reads:
WE CALLED OFF PRIDE
NOW IT'S GAY WRATH MONTH
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 25/05/2026
How do they rise up.
Illustration of some lilac flowers wrapped in a banner and with an Ankh-Morpork City Watch badge.
Text on the banner reads:
TRUTH!
JUSTICE!
FREEDOM!
REASONABLY PRICED LOVE!
AND A HARD BOILED EGG!
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 20/05/2026
I have to take my sweet kitten, Carter, to the vet. He's lost so much weight this last 2 weeks, I'm terrified I'm going to lose him. I'm extremely low income & desperately need any help to pay for his check-up & treatment. Losing him will destroy me. Please, please help. paypal.me/CanalCryptid
Photo of a ginger tomcat, with a milky chin, called Carter Longboy.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/05/2026
Cover image for the movie S. Darko.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/05/2026
Movie poster for the children's movie The Castle of Cagliostro.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/05/2026
Atari 2600 games console, with cartridge and joystick.
A black plastic box with a raised section at the back for the metal control toggle switches and a narrow wood or veneer strip at the front.
Between the toggles, two on each side, is a black plastic cartridge slotted into the machine.
The joystick is black plastic and rubber with a basic stick to grip and a single red button.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 16/05/2026
Zoomies 🥹 Mama, Papa, and Zoomies 🥹
Photo of a female Mandarin duck on water with her three two day old chicks.
Her male is watching over them from a few feet away.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 14/05/2026
Movie poster for the film Pride.
The cast are assembled, stood on brick flooring painted yellow and in front of a brick wall painted red with the word PRIDE painted on it in white.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 13/05/2026
Crude cartoon person scowling, with blood running from their eyesockets, and holding their bleeding eyeballs in their hands.
In the background is an office bin labelled TRASH.
Text reads:
Really? Right in front of 
my GOOD SEEING EYES THAT I NOW HAVE TO THROW AWAY
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 08/05/2026
Cover of the book And What Can We Offer You Tonight by Premee Mohamed.
A waterlogged city, lit in shades of pink, purple, blue, and green by a sunset sky.
A large fish is swimming towards the bottom of the cover, away from the ghostly figure of a woman whose back is to the reader as she approaches a building rising from the water.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 08/05/2026
Cover of the book A Botanical Daughter by Noah Medlock.
A woman's head with seeds, flowers, and fungi growing from it.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 06/05/2026
Black and white image of the character Egor from the movie Young Frankenstein.
Above him, in pale lettering, is the quote:
Wait Master, it might be dangerous...
You go first.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 19/04/2026
Thanks and love to the ever adorable @skullsandsheets.bsky.social for this much wanted present 💜 So looking forward to taking a crack at this one 😁
Photo of a boxed embroidery hoop kit featuring fungi and flowers.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 14/04/2026
Poster for the movie Kinky Boots.
Plain white background with a group of 3 people, 1 woman and 2 men, standing in the background.
In the foreground in a single leg in a lace-up, red leather, stiletto boot.
The tagline, above the group of 3 people, reads:
How far would you go to save the family business?
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 08/04/2026
World-weary GenX pat on the shoulder.
Black and white photo of a beautiful blonde woman, dressed casual smart, sat on a sofa with her arm resting on the back and a crow standing on her forearm.
The woman is labelled "me" and has a cigarette in her mouth.
The crow is labelled "the horrors" and is lighting the woman's cigarette using an extra long match held in it's beak.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 08/04/2026
👋🏻
The character Annie Landsberg, played by Emma Stone, from the TV series Maniacs.
She's sat in a covered outdoor area, her back to a wooden railing with greenery and water visible behind her, talking to a woman whose back is to us.
Annie is saying:
I'm enjoying this pond.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 08/04/2026
A blonde Barbie doll, wearing a white cashmere style jumper, her hair a frazzled mess, sitting at a kitchen table with a coffee mug in front of her, a cigarette in one hand, her head in her hands, and a look of pained resignation on her face.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 24/03/2026
Some of the latest items for my @oz9podcast.bsky.social collection arrived today 🥳 RedBubble has an odd postage system, these were ordered together, along with another item that is still to arrive, yet arrived in 2 separate parcels on different days. Not important, just odd. Still...paciges 🥳
Photo of the contents of the last 2 Oz 9 RedBubble packages to arrive.
Two greetings cards with blank interiors - larger is the Oz 9 against a starry space background, smaller is the Oz 9 against a plain white background.
Two stickers - one is a holographic image of the Oz 9 against a starry space background, the other is the ever adorable and irresistibly wicked Oz 9 AI, Olivia, saying:
Fix it fix it fix it fix it!!
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 24/03/2026
Drop a film that traumatized you as a child:
Movie poster for Watership Down.
A rabbit silhouette against a greenish-yellowish, dystopian sky.
Poster reads:
All the world will be your enemy,
Prince with a Thousand Enemies,
and when they catch you, they will kill you...

But first they must catch you.

Watership Down.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 04/03/2026
A few years old now but 🤷🏻‍♀️
Photo of myself, a white Irish-Welsh person with long, dark hair, wearing a long black skirt, black tops, and purple boots, dancing with my two, sadly dead of old age, snakes.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 04/03/2026
This handsome chonky bastard just TRIED TO LICK MY EYEBALL! 😖 AGAIN! 😖
Photo of a ginger and white tomcat, Streaky Snowpaws, just after he TRIED TO LICK MY EYEBALL!
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 03/03/2026
You weren't clear about it being Auel's books that you had read and I misunderstood. That's on me. Wow, see how easy it is to admit when you make a mistake? You should try it sometime. As for you not calling her bro and claiming you were talking to a poster who deleted - learn to lie better.
Screenshot of a pompous white man directly misgendering the female author, Ursula Vernon aka T Kingfisher.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 03/03/2026
🤣
Headshot of Weird Barbie, from the movie Barbie, looking tired and saying:
I understand.
I set myself up for that.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 02/03/2026
Oh, Betty 🤦🏻‍♀️
Head and shoulders photo of a Barbie doll.
She's wearing a white jumper, she has a coffee mug in front of her, her hair is a wreck, she has a half smoked cigarette in one hand, and has both hands to her head in a world weary gesture of "What the everloving fuck.".
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 24/02/2026
Had a rather unusual visitor on the Watford stretch of the canal today. This damned dinosaur was HUGE, came up past the bottom of my ribcage! Also gave me a nasty thwack on the hip when I stopped it hunting/trying to eat our neighbour's cat, going to have one hell of a bruise 😖 #UKCanals #BoatLife
Photo of a, possibly albino?, pelican swimming in the Grand Union Canal.
About 8 to 10 foot behind it on the water are 3 mallard ducks, 2 males and 1 female.Photo of a white, possibly albino?, pelican strolling through the woods next to the towpath on the Grand Union Canal.Photo of a white, possibly albino?, pelican strolling through the woods next to the towpath on the Grand Union Canal.Photo of a white, possibly albino?, pelican strolling through the woods next to the towpath on the Grand Union Canal.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 19/01/2026
Three of the four. Briar Sir Eckalot is stubbornly camera shy.
Three cats laying together on a blue blanket.
Left - small, grey-brown, female tabby called Rowan Wolcat.
Middle - large, ginger and white, male tabby called Streaky Snowpaws.
Right - large, ginger, male called Carter Longboy.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 17/01/2026
😆
Screenshot headshot of the character Weird Barbie, from the movie Barbie.
Text reads:
I understand. 
I set myself up for that.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 09/01/2026
Screenshot of a vhs tape of Blade Runner.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 09/01/2026
Screenshot of a cassette tape of King Crimson's In The Court Of The Crimson King.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 30/12/2025
My not-so-little gingernut, Carter Longboy, still feeling sorry for himself after his self inflicted mishap earlier. Sticking close to his cryptid for the night.
Large ginger tomcat curled up in a ball and dozing.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 29/12/2025
Carter got his own claw stuck in his mouth. Managed to get him unhooked despite his struggles. No visible blood or tearing of his mouth or claw or toe. Guess it's keep an eye on him time. What I wouldn't give for just one stress free night.
Large ginger tomcat laid on blankets feeling sorry for himself.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 27/12/2025
Movie poster for the film Paperhouse.
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