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Cameron Connors

@cameronconnors.bsky.social
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Former Forklift Driver/Theater Critic in Wisconsin. Milwaukee native. Credits at Isthmus.com, Onion A/V Club-Madison, WI State Journal.

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(Don’t) Nuke Them From Orbit 💥🌎 @danfellars.com · 28/04/2025
Omg. This is just a great page on so many levels!
A photo of a page from The Onion. On the left is an article with the title ‘White Sox Fans Asked to remove polish sausage from mouths during national anthem.’ And on the right is an ad that show a macaque with the headline: Neuralink. Can you command a zombies macaque to jerk you off. Because we can.
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Releaf
A couple of yellow-bellied sapsuckers are doing what they do in a tree. The first one gasps and says: "Leaves! Finally! Spring is here! Relief from the misery at last!" The second one goes "Oh, this winter wasn't so bad, in fact, the daily highs were well above average–" but this statement gets interrupted by the thoughts of the first bird thinking "I could kill him. No one would have to know."
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
what’s- what’s the good way
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/04/2025
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
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Cameron Connors @cameronconnors.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I honestly think that andor and rogue one are great because Tony Gilroy doesn’t give a shit about Star Wars gamerant.com/andor-showru...
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Andor Showrunner Tony Gilroy Says He's 'Not A Fan' Of Star Wars
Andor showrunner Tony Gilroy says he's not exactly a huge Star Wars fan, but that's not necessarily a bad thing for the franchise right now.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/04/2025
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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The better take here is that we need an international ID system administered by a global socialist state, which is ultimately the only way you can administer programs and benefits in a truly universal and egalitarian way. But y'all aren't ready for that conversation
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/04/2025
i’m learning a lot about the trade war
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Michael Leibel @michaelleibel.com · 21/04/2025
Is Henry Blodget ok
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
It’s ok to do this
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It's hard to beat a take as terrible as "I instinctively like Hegseth," but Noah Smith did it a minute later, surpassing his own bad take with "the best possible Secretary of Defense would probably just be Elon Musk." Bravo.
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Mark Sawchuk @snarkmawchuk.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Anyone who “instinctively likes” Hegseth needs a fucking lobotomy.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Nobody: Girl from high school on Facebook: “Date night with this cutie ❤️😘💜”
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Scare-o-lyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
that shit was truly unhinged. i know it was only a small subset of players who engaged in that behavior but the misogynistic hostility motivating it, the sense that games should only ever fulfill our expectations & that women who threaten or destabilize that should be silenced, etc. are much larger.
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Red tickseed @redtickseed.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol
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Tasha Robinson @tasharobinson.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
This is all fascinating. I had no idea Ryan Coogler negotiated a contract where he kept final cut, first-line profits, and the rights to SINNERS after 25 years. But the idea of studio execs FREAKING OUT about it ("What if EVERY in-demand creative wants rights over their own work?") is even better.
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Hollywood Execs Fear Ryan Coogler’s Sinners Deal ‘Could End the Studio System’
Warner Bros.’ unusual agreement with the director has rival executives sweating, with some saying it sets a “dangerous” precedent.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Saved you a click: it’s grurple
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
👍
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
the heart
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I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at
the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
There are 213 Democrats in the House
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
More like Bon AI-ver! *gunshots* [loud thud]
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Cameron Connors @cameronconnors.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
There’s a 10 hour black screen ocean sounds app on the tv that I put on for my kids for bed that unmistakably has the audio of an entire Bruins game faintly playing
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/04/2025
there are organized groups trying to create alternative societies and gain recognition as states by the trump administration, this one “prospera” in honduras
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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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joanne mcneil @jomc.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
the world’s biggest loser, maybe the biggest loser in all of history
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/03/2025
Report: It Time To Give Up theonion.com/report-...
Report: It Time To Give Up
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Butte des Morts Supper Club Butte des Morts, WI
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Lot of people have been right about a lot of things, but no one has been as right as this
This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
-@cushbomb
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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
THE VIRGIN APPLE STORE * Awkward to find a free employee who can help * Can only sell and repair stuff * Pressure you to buy things * No chairs THE CHAD DMV * Get help by taking a number * Many chairs for your comfort * Provides amazing array of services * No pressure to buy anything
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Cameron Connors @cameronconnors.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Wisconsin walk to work
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Cameron Connors @cameronconnors.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Tax returns are in
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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Cameron Connors @cameronconnors.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The Muppets Party Cruise game has the tik tok music
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Cameron Connors @cameronconnors.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
As the parent of young children that have access to Alexa: When I get to hell, I will find every member of Imagine Dragons and I will somehow send you to Tartarus. This I vow.
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Scott Gordon @scottgordonwi.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Said it before and will say it again: the weird thing about poking the bear is not that the bear reacts, but that a bunch of fucking randos think they need to stand up for the bear
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 13/03/2025
lol holy shit i'm reading the wiki for Bedtime for Bonzo (1951) starring Ronald Reagan and look how close a chimp came to altering the history of the entire goddamn planet
wiki screen shot describing a production incident in which ronald reagan was nearly killed by the chimp on set
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The Overhead Wire @theoverheadwire.com · 13/03/2025
"Opening a new public transport station was significantly associated with the decrease in average cumulative health expenditures per capita by approximately JPY 99257.31" ($671) May 2024 www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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Health expenditure impact of opening a new public transport station: A natural experiment of JR-Sojiji station in Japan
This study focuses on the opening of a new transit station as a possible approach to decreasing healthcare expenditure. The hypothesis was that openin…
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/03/2025
it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/03/2025
“Musk and his little Heydrichs are literally snatching nutrient paste out of the mouths of starving babies. That is the kind of people we are dealing with.” prospect.org/world/2025-0...
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Elon Musk’s Looming Disease Holocaust
The shadow president is gutting America’s vast humanitarian aid system. Millions may die.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Bullying works, keep going
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Carl Beijer @carlbeijer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
ME: Laughing at poor Trump voters who are about to lose their Medicaid is disgusting ALSO ME: Hey everyone check out this Wall Street guy lmao
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Cameron Connors @cameronconnors.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Taylor swift’s jiujitsu coach has bulging dollar signs for eyes like looney tunes
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit
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