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Trying to turn on my windshield wipers and accidentally activating the vertical boosters, sending me directly into an overpass. I am killed instantly.

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Erik @calvinpeeing.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

*anything happens* That's Guardsball, baby

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Erik @calvinpeeing.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Only one drink ticket per band member... recession indicator

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slutty mcconnell costume @jointheschwarz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Proud to say I’ve been reading Swan Boy since day one. It’s been getting better day after day, and it’s predicted to reach a theoretical “omega point” of infinite perfection around 2029. You don’t want to miss on the “omega point”, do you? Better start reading now.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

empty beer cans rustling as i emerge from my chrysalis a slightly rougher looking caterpillar

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Erik @calvinpeeing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Lesbians love Anakin Skywalker

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Erik @calvinpeeing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You're getting yelled at, I'm in the bath

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I don't like it when a survivor in a horror movie is killed off in a future installment. Haven't they suffered enough? Is this who we are?

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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I love this picture. I had to paint him

an oil painting of a product shot for a rotta the hutt halloween costume

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Good tagline for Chess

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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.

Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?

Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_

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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I looked up from crying and my therapist was doing the jerk-off motion

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 20/04/2025

Hey siri how to sustain 5 modelos feeling forever

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sorry, I’ve just been in a weird mood since I was seven years old

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Dude on that skateboard listening to Fleetwood Mac really had us thinking shit was getting better

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I want to visit Japan for many reasons, but the current highest is the possibility of meeting Robin the island cat: www.instagram.com/p/DajMhZNk6t8/

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

my extreme emotional response to this has been instantly clarifying: im like a starving man. the absence of inspirational leaders who appeal to my better angels and challenge me to do more has been completely corrosive. how can any community live like this, with no lived moral center at all

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

taco bell only gives you diarrhea if it can sense you are not pure of heart

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Erik @calvinpeeing.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Wearing a slutty little medium t-shirt

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Imagine having been in there for 9-11

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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 23/05/2026

John Cage absolutely blitzing No Note November

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Erik @calvinpeeing.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Load-bearing use of the word "pretense"

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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Disabuse yourself of that foolish notion, playboy

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

This is how every other country imagines life in America

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Erik @calvinpeeing.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I hope Trevor Zegras gets ****** ** * ***

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Erik @calvinpeeing.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Nice hairline brother, did your parents pick it out for you

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Related 15th anniversary

Terry Rozier tweet:
Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!
11:10 PM • 2011-05-01

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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Anthropic warns that Charlie Brown could have hoes by Q3 of this year

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

this came to me in a dream

Henry in Goodfellas looking up at the sky, paranoid

Capital one blimp with Charles Barkley smiling deviously

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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 25/04/2026

It's today, today!

Top panel shows outdoor nighttime scene with group of people in formal attire standing in conversation, with text overlay "Describe your perfect date." Bottom panel shows close-up of two people holding microphones - man in burgundy jacket on left and woman with reddish hair wearing sash on right. Man's response reads: "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."

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Erik @calvinpeeing.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The enemy of my enemy is still The Vatican

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Erik @calvinpeeing.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Economist is not a real job. Get a grip

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Kreepy Kylee @perfidioussinn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/04/2026

in the middle of this, Astronaut Christina Koch says that when she looked back at earth, she “didn’t just notice the planet, but the darkness around it— like a lifeboat” we are really all we’ve got out here

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wyatt dunkin @wyattduncan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

[richard scarry worm on a payphone inside a Jiffy Lube] yeah man my apple is completely fucked. some guy driving a banana sideswiped me and i crashed into another guy’s pickle

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/04/2026

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

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