iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Sunshine Moon @sunshinemoon.zone · 05/10/2026

40k: this game originally started as a sci-fi twist on classic fantasy, so we have all the traditional kinds of elves Me: of course 40k: high elves Me: right 40k: dark elves Me: right 40k: clown elves Me: righ- 40k: wood elves Me: wait go back one 40k: and of course the elf cult that worships ghosts

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Where my love is going There will I go. Where his boat is rowing I will row. We will laugh together, Together we will cry. If he lives I will live, If he dies I die. Where my love is going There will I go. Where his boat is rowing I will row.

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For no better reason than it's Friday, we're going to review wrestlers on how useful they'd be working in the archive. First up: Triple H. He'd probably be great to have in the office, but that water spit thing is just going to raise our humidity levels so it's a no from us.

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Callum @callumwalkalong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Preparing for a holiday in the usual way (printing out a bunch of @gshowitt.bsky.social one shots to induct my RPG-curious friends into this terrible hobby)

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Breaking: The British Public respond 99% 'Don't Know' when asked to review whether the Tokugawa Shogunate's policy of sakoku promoted internal stability during the Edo period.

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

oh I play Warhammer 400000000000 but I'm sure your thing is fun too

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Callum @callumwalkalong.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If you're 'wise beyond your years' then there's got to be a point where your wisdom and age balances out perfectly and after that you 'should know better at your age'

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Callum @callumwalkalong.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

They should rewrite 'The Highwayman' so each verse it sounds like the guy actually deserves to get killed more and more

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Who doesn't love a bit of gossip?

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Alisdair Calder McGregor @acmcgregor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

To my understanding, this is an accurate summation of the state of schism:

The "Myth of Consensual Sex" meme, but instead it's "The Myth of Apostolic Succession" with the consecrating and consecrated Bishops of SSPX saying "I consent" and Pope Leo XIV wielding a baseball bat saying "I don't"

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Callum @callumwalkalong.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Here are some Havocs for my Iron Warriors force. Lots of fiddling with green stuff and cable work on these guys but I think it's worth it to give them a bulkier silhouette. Thankfully I do heavy weathering to cover the shaky freehand hazard stripes. #warhammer #warhammer40k

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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 09/04/2026

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

(fake) Tom Scott video thumbnail featuring 1973's The Wicker Man. "Can this ritual bring their apples back?"

I will be blocking anyone who makes an "oh god the bees" reference, that is a different movie not worthy of discussion.

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

There aren't many jobs in the archive sector, but there are a lot of people studying to become archivists. This has led to the development of the combination Archivist/Ronin, a wandering historian bound to no daimyo or record office

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

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Callum @callumwalkalong.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

First time playing with some 35mm colour photography, pretty happy with the results. I'm still getting my eye in as to whether these are under/over exposed and my own colour blindness probably isn't helping. - Pentax ME Super - Kodak 200

A colour photo of a woman shopping by some colourful clothes.

A colour photo of a harbour at low tide, the water drained.

A colour photo of a cliff with a green pole sticking out of the water.

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

You ever find yourself making a meme so specific that you're the only member of the target audience?

Grampa Simpson 'before I recognise Missouri' meme with the text changed to 'I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise article 7 of the treaty of cateau-cambresis'.

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Callum @callumwalkalong.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

First time using film, still lots to learn but this was fun for a test roll. - Pentax ME Super - Ilford HP5

A black and white image of some beach huts at night, the moon rising above the water.

A black and white image of a cottage with a pond outside of it.

A black and white image of a Fish Bar at night, the top floor illuminated

A black and white image of a sight for Lyme Regis Bowling Club, lit by a lamp at night.

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Hey dude, sure take a seat. Want some mead? Yeah it's nothing big, don't worry. It's just me and the other thegns were talking and we think your weregild might be set a bit too high. Sorry to make it awkward between us.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

ChatGPT: You’re so right, archivist. Eating the document would help preserve it using a new storage solution — one that's never been tried before in the archive sector. You wouldn't just be enjoying a cheap lunch, you would be furthering archival science for the world.

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Due to popular demand, here's every Space Marine legion from Warhammer 40,000 as a document in our collection. I: Dark Angels Obviously, they're this photograph of a tree in Burnham. Why this photograph? The tree has Fallen.

An image of a Dark Angels legion Space Marine in black power armour.

A black and white photograph of a fallen tree in Burnham, cracked and crumbling on the ground.

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

What do we do with duplicates? The original and duplicate are placed in a Document Arena (or Docudome™), then we turn away from them and allow one to consume the other, unobserved. This is a double-blind trial, where we don't know which was the original. Thus, only the strongest document survives.

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Callum @callumwalkalong.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Going to start a band called the longer johns where we sing longest johns songs but at 0.75x speed

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Going to start pronouncing 'archives' like 'achilles' just to spice things up

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Colin Gorrie @colingorrie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Written English has barely changed in 300 years. If you can read Harry Potter, you can read Robinson Crusoe (1719).

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Callum @callumwalkalong.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

@jesawyer.bsky.social I am holding you personally responsible for the decision I have made

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Doc, does this gyre look like it's widening to you?

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Hustle culture? Sorry, we thought you said Hussite. Get in the war wagon.

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I have written 75 space orc first names and 36 space orc surnames. Please do with this what you will.

FIRST NAME

Absolute
Bang
Big
Brace
Brink
Buckle
Bulk
Bunk
Carve
Choke
Clank
Cog
Crank
Crash
Crash-Into-Heaven
Crunch
Crust
Dig
Dog
Doktor
Doom
Duke
Eats
Flaps
Forge
Funk
Girder
Girth
Grip
Grit
Hench
Hots
Infinite
Jeff
Kick
Kill-The-Moon
Lump
Lunk
Piss
Piston
Plank
Plug
Problem
Punch
Ratchet
Ready
Rev
Rivet
Saw
Scabs
Scowl
Scrap
Screw
Scrum
Shiv
Skurj
Slam
Slaps
Slops
Slug
Sluice
Socket
Spike
Spit
Stabs
Stomp
Stonk
Stop
Sump
Thunk
Tink
Truck
Vice
Wrench
Yell

LAST NAME
Batteryhead
Bigjaw
Biglugs
Bodycount
Buzzsaw
Capacitor
Dogkicker
Doomhand
Doublehard
Doubletap
Drumsmith
Fathead
Fullauto
Fullthrottle
Gobshite
Headheight
Headkicker
Jackhammer
Killshot
Nextweek
Ninety-Nine
One Hundred
Overclock
Pissmaster
Ramdozer
Redhand
Redhot
Rustbuzzer
Skulljammer
Tekripper
Ten Thousand
Tendozen
Totality
Tractorhead
Wetmeat
Yellmouth

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Callum @callumwalkalong.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The Big Bastard himself, my Iron Warriors Warsmith for #warhammer40k. Probably the longest I've spent on a single model in years, but it's put the effort in on a centrepiece.

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

"average archivist eats 3 documents a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average archivist eats 0 documents per year. Documents Georg, who lives in the strongroom & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god

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Callum @callumwalkalong.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Some nasty grimy Iron Warriors. Weathering covers a multitude of sins. I freehanded the hazard stripes because suffering builds character. #warhammer40k

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

A black and white photograph of two people dancing on Halloween. They have put their plastic masks on the back of their heads, creating a bizarre image. One of the dancers is staring at the camera through his brow with kind of Kubrick-esque stare. This photo is from the MKDC Tower Club in Wavendon, 1975.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

Shout out to O Come All Ye Faithful for being the only popular Christmas carol that explicitly rejects the Arian heresy

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Another beautiful day to work in the heritage sector

The face of the shark/man thing zoomed in. He looks particularly worried.

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