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Caesar Flunk

@caesarflunk.bsky.social
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Grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s, Spurs, David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Occasional t-shirt designer and inventor of the Micro Drama*. *Citation needed

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
engadget.com
Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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Stephen Hampshire @shampshire.bsky.social · 14h
It’s weird how often AI ”solves” a problem that doesn’t exist in ways that I hate.
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Against League 3 @againstleague3.bsky.social · 11h
Can City get expelled from the Premier League? What competition would they go into? What role does the independent regulator play? Who knows? Well I do, because I checked. Come, join me on a guided tour through the chaos...
static.klipy.com
Usagyuuun's Fiery Smile
ALT: Usagyuuun's Fiery Smile
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 13h
"Mum, what's that dark place in the distance?" "That's Chingford my love. You must never go there. They've elected Iain Duncan Smith nine times".
A small black kitten and a tuxedo cat sitting on a window ledge looking outside.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 14h
I’m still annoyed that this isn’t an actual quote from his weather update videos…
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 21h
It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 22h
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 16h
The owners of any other business committing fraud at this scale, would see the perpetrators put in jail. Football though…
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching Silo episode 9, and Everett the Silo guide from Hoddesedon made me chuckle. ‘It’s a small town outside London’ Nah mate… Also, bonus points for Sir Peter Gabriel of Bath getting involved. Needs more Brian Pern though
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 29/09/2026
God I'm so fucking glad Spurs finally dumped Manor Solomon, and to West Ham no less.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was in that there London Town today. Spotted the most Bluesky coded ad on the Elizabeth Line. #PostHog
An ad on a train

POSTHOG
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Emma Worthington @emma-worthington.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I believe James Thurber’s martini rule also applies to Negronis: “One is all right, two is too many, three is not enough.”
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Risotto is happening
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Will Lawless @willlawless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's only one Gavin Bazunu
Gavin Bazunu, a man of integrity
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good afternoon and welcome to Theobalds Lane, the world famous home of Cheshunt FC Today we welcome the players, officials and supporters of Cray Wanderers FC* for this FA Trophy 3rd Qualifying Round tie *who lay claim to being the oldest club in London
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Auntie O'Grimacey @bubblenoma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's pure shite that it has come down the players though. The FAI should have backed them, and got them out of the game.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Time for a pre footie beer with lunch
A glass of dark stout beer with thick foam sits on a wooden table beside its opened beer can.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today, WE CHESHUNT!
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Sam Jeffers @worklesshard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Feels like the Irish football team is about to become more popular than Jack Charlton's lads.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My word 😍 Annoying that they don’t have my size as I’d be £60 lighter
meyba.com
FUORI - Tumbled Leather | White
Embroidered MEYBA branding Soft leather upper Vintage-inspired look
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some great images here. OTD 1964, Gerry Cranham photographed Manchester United v Spurs at Old Trafford, with access to the Spurs dressing room.
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Carlon Groiss @carloncarpenter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is making me hungry...
youtu.be
Probably the Best Side Dish in the World
YouTube video by Fallow
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
City guilty!
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 25/09/2026
So far today I've heard Danny Tommo described as Captain Thugwash, Vasco da Gammon and Sir Walter Wally. Well played Internet.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is your regular reminder that if you’re missing live football during the International break, you can always pop along to see your local non league side this weekend. It’s cheap, you can have a pint while watching the game if you want and there’s usually dogs in the crowd. #GrassRootsFootball
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As I was saying… ** looks in the direction of Basingstoke police station ** Arresting him was the right thing to do though.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And one more thing…I have an app notification. Can I find anything in said app to clear the notification? Of course not. Might just uninstall it to get rid of it…
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your regular reminder that streaming is just paying to not own stuff.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RO and indeed FL…
A scam text…
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I only called my horse Third Reich because his grandfather was called Reich", claims owner
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Ian King @twoht.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The prime minister wants to end the ban on drinking on sight of the pitch at football matches, and it's a ban which doesn't make much sense, but can we be trusted with it? unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/to-booze-o...
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
To Booze or Not to Booze: On a Matter of Trusting Football Supporters
Football supporters have done plenty to demonstrate that they can’t be trusted over the years, but how much of that has actually involved alcohol?
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Thorne Identity @thorneidentity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this.
youtube.com
Jackie Kashian - End Times People
YouTube video by Blonde Medicine
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Almost every problem the UK has could be solved if greedy millionaires didn't profiteer and paid their fair share of taxes #BlameMillionairesNotMigrants meme via Robert Thomson
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're designing a website for a restaurant, my tip would be: making it easy to find the menu is important, a 30-year breakdown of the founder's original vision and evolving philosophy less important.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TD fails to understand how speed limit signs work. You are supposed to slow down before you reach the sign, not after it.
Speed limits
Signed speed limits set the maximum speed at which vehicles may legally travel on a section of road between speed limit signs, assuming the vehicles are not restricted in any way.
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Alice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oops! I hacked a statistics portal containing private data for a government healthcare scheme. That’s on me, and you’re right to point it out. Would you like me to draft an email informing them of what happened? If you like I can schedule it to send in a few months.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely not. It’s just fucking annoying as someone squeezes past you every two minutes to go to the bar.
bbc.co.uk
Burnham brands ban on football fans drinking alcohol in stands as 'discrimination'
The prime minister opposes the law - in place since 1985 - and believes there is a case to remove it.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A legends match v Ch£l$€a...recreate the battle of the Bridge!
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At least he’s being honest… ** 👀 at Jordan Henderson **
goal.com
'I don’t want to have to work anymore!' - Former Man City flop Tijjani Reijnders makes stunning Saudi Arabia 'money grabber' admission after £52m transfer | Goal.com
Former Manchester City & AC Milan midfielder Tijjani Reijnders admits he joined Al-Qadsiah for financial gain to ensure he never has to work again.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can't help but think that he's done this on purpose, so that he can be arrested, charged and then he becomes the Martyr. You can, worryingly, picture his black clad, masked mob outside the courts...
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Due to a severe bout of insomnia last, I have not one, but two seeds here. One a half formed idea/plot, but wondering if the other would work better as some sort of short form audio only 'folk horror'
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