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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 17h

Just noticed that Kane will equal Shilton's record if he plays Tuesday night. ** pencils November 12th into the diary **

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I may have just become the first person who isn’t chef to use up a whole bottle of Red wine vinegar.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The acquisition of a bottle of Suze liqueur, means I can have for the first time in a while, a ‘Blonde Negroni’ #Slainte

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hear me out…How about we don’t allow foreign sovereign states to own football clubs?

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Once you’ve seen Mr Chuckle Teeth, you can’t unsee Rob Beckett

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The biscuits…do not look very appetising

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Venus is not the only planet that rotates in a clockwise direction

IT SEEMS ODD to describe the workings of the universe in terms of that very recent human invention, a clock. And since in reality the solar system is not viewed from afar, as some enormous orrery, who's to say which way is 'clockwise' and which way is
'anti-clockwise"? Surely it depends which way you look at it - which, in reality, you can't.
Let's suppose, for the sake of argument, that you were looking down on the planet from above the north pole. In that case, Venus does indeed rotate clockwise on its axis - whereas the Earth rotates anti-clockwise. The upshot is that if you were standing on the surface of Venus, you'd see the Sun rising in the west and setting in the east. Except of course, the Sun doesn't actually rise at all. And anyway, you wouldn't be able to stand on the surface of Venus because you'd be crushed to death by the pressure, if you hadn't already been melted alive.

Not only does Venus rotate clockwise, it rotates incredibly slowly, to the extent that a year on Venus is slightly quicker than a day on Venus. If that sounds like it makes no
sense at all, think of it like this: it takes longer for Venus to rotate once on its own axis than it does for the planet to orbit once around the Sun.
Despite all this, Venus is not unique in its clockwisdom (if that's a word), because Uranus and Pluto rotate in the same
manner.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Was in that there London Town today. Spotted the most Bluesky coded ad on the Elizabeth Line. #PostHog

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A Negroni is also happening…who says men can’t multitask

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The subs are out at halftime and one of them, and I cannot believe I’m typing this, has cut holes in the back of his socks…

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Half time…beer required Love the glasses at this place. Don’t work harder, work smarter

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not sure about players wearing silver boots at this level though.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Also…STANCHIONS!!! Bit disappointed they’ve tied the top corners of the net to the stand to create the look of a box goal though.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All this for £10! Lovely day for it too.

A view across the almost empty pitch to an almost empty stand.

You folks don’t know what you’re missing

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Good afternoon and welcome to Theobalds Lane, the world famous home of Cheshunt FC Today we welcome the players, officials and supporters of Cray Wanderers FC* for this FA Trophy 3rd Qualifying Round tie *who lay claim to being the oldest club in London

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Time for a pre footie beer with lunch

A glass of dark stout beer with thick foam sits on a wooden table beside its opened beer can.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

TD fails to understand how speed limit signs work. You are supposed to slow down before you reach the sign, not after it.

Speed limits
Signed speed limits set the maximum speed at which vehicles may legally travel on a section of road between speed limit signs, assuming the vehicles are not restricted in any way.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A legends match v Ch£l$€a...recreate the battle of the Bridge!

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not as bad a week as I thought it was going to be...

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Two more fixture changes. At least they're not 5.30 on a Saturday. Makes only two games until the end of November now haven't been moved. Forest and Ipswich. (I'll caveat that by saying that Sunderland was always going to move as they play in Europe the Thursday before.)

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One Butternut Squash, Fera and Spinach Lasagna ready for the oven…

A Butternut Squash, Feta and Spinach Lasagna ready to go into the oven

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Next up, Butternut Squash, Feta and Spinach ‘Lasagna’

Various Tesco food products, including lasagne, tomato passata, Greek feta, squash, and cooking ingredients, arranged on a kitchen cutting board.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Good morning everyone, and welcome back to Caesar’s Kitchen. Lots on the go today, starting with Whipped Avocado

The ingredients for Whipped Avocado

An Avocado
Lime
Tahini
Paprika
Crushed Chilli

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My DVD collection just got considerably cooler…

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

‘Ghosts’ of White Hart Lane on the concourse of the East Lower #COYS

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

En route to White Hart Lane, the world famous home of the Spurs #COYS

Hopefully those ominous looking clouds are not an omen

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I looked it where it is and there’s a Waterski Club on the river, so I’m guessing that it’s not THAT bad…Anywho…this is one of the photos on their website.

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Might dig this out to watch the game Tuesday...

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

(Stolen shamelessly from everyonehateselon_ Instagram)

A sticker on a tube train that reads:

Notice to users of smart glasses

How does it feel to be Mark Zuckerberg's little bitch?

A sticker on a tube train that reads:

Smart Glasses

Public shaming of users is encouraged across the London Underground network

A sticker on a tube train that reads:

Notice to users of smart glasses

Everyone thinks you look like a massive nonce

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I will not tolerate United fans saying that there is an agenda against them when they got away with some outrageous stuff under Ferguson. The refs have been shite for years and these things even themselves out over time* *they don’t. Welcome to the club United