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Caesar Flunk

@caesarflunk.bsky.social
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Grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s, Spurs, David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Occasional t-shirt designer and inventor of the Micro Drama*. *Citation needed

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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah. They are nice. Have looked at buying some unbranded ones that shape/size but we’ve enough glasses already, and Mrs F would kill me if I bought more.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 11h
Do you think ordinary dogs, see a police dog and think, ‘Shit! It’s the po po’
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 11h
I know it’s not the point but, ‘No one elected you’ did make me LOL
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 13h
#Slainte
A pint of beer sits on a wooden table overlooking a quaint village street on a sunny day.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 17h
Hear me out…How about we don’t allow foreign sovereign states to own football clubs?
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lovecraft & M. R. James could only dream of writing a sentence like this.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once you’ve seen Mr Chuckle Teeth, you can’t unsee Rob Beckett
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is Teddy, he had some cheese from us meant for our Spag Bol, in fairness he could’ve have had anything we had, lovely lad!
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
ALT: Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The biscuits…do not look very appetising
Biscuit or poo?
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mrs F messaged earlier to say that someone had given her a ‘goodie bag’ for her upcoming birthday. There’s wine, cake and…biscuits
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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1996: Can a Computer Produce Art? | It'll Never Work | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The factoids continue...
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James Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'Literally, there hasn’t been a day since 1984 when somebody hasn’t come up and said: you owe me a keyboard.' Daley Thompson interview, from @seaningle.bsky.social
theguardian.com
Daley Thompson: ‘I was happy to sleep on floors to do what I was doing. You know you have to earn it’
The double Olympic champion insists a knighthood wouldn’t change his life, still trains on Christmas day and explains why he got a video game and Seb Coe didn’t
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Humanists UK @humanists.uk · 02/10/2026
Hey, Suella, leave them kids alone. A school's job is educate children, not force them into religious worship. Keep Christian Nationalism OUT of assemblies, classrooms, and the curriculum. Agree? Sign our petition today 👇 humanists.uk/action/keep-...
humanists.uk
Keep Christian Nationalism out of our schools
Reform UK wants to force every school to sing Christian hymns – and says there will be ‘consequences’ for schools that refuse. Add your name and help us defend inclusive education. Reform UK has unvei...
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck me...that's brilliant. Not sure how I've never seen this before.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Venus is not the only planet that rotates in a clockwise direction
IT SEEMS ODD to describe the workings of the universe in terms of that very recent human invention, a clock. And since in reality the solar system is not viewed from afar, as some enormous orrery, who's to say which way is 'clockwise' and which way is
'anti-clockwise"? Surely it depends which way you look at it - which, in reality, you can't.
Let's suppose, for the sake of argument, that you were looking down on the planet from above the north pole. In that case, Venus does indeed rotate clockwise on its axis - whereas the Earth rotates anti-clockwise. The upshot is that if you were standing on the surface of Venus, you'd see the Sun rising in the west and setting in the east. Except of course, the Sun doesn't actually rise at all. And anyway, you wouldn't be able to stand on the surface of Venus because you'd be crushed to death by the pressure, if you hadn't already been melted alive.Not only does Venus rotate clockwise, it rotates incredibly slowly, to the extent that a year on Venus is slightly quicker than a day on Venus. If that sounds like it makes no
sense at all, think of it like this: it takes longer for Venus to rotate once on its own axis than it does for the planet to orbit once around the Sun.
Despite all this, Venus is not unique in its clockwisdom (if that's a word), because Uranus and Pluto rotate in the same
manner.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your yearly reminder that on this day in 2018, Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi was killed and his body dismembered with a bone saw, on the orders of the owners of Newcastle United Football Club, at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1209 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 2 100🤯 97🔥 98🔥 98🔥 94🏆 Final score: 969
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 02/10/2026
you’re goddamn right i do
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had exactly the same thought yesterday. Did they just think 'Nah, that's enough crime...Best knock it on the head now, eh lads?' Unlikely.
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There used to be a theory - broadly associated with Marcuse I think - that it was better a tactic for authoritarian states to tolerate liberal positions rather than ban and draw attention to them. We will see. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Meta bans ads for Virginia Woolf play in Spain because they relate to feminism
Theatre told that Facebook and Instagram filter out ads mentioning ‘social topics’ such as civil rights or feminism
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's a cracking name! I'd probably only get as far back as my Great Grandparents on my Mum's side, as birth/marriage/death records in rural West Ireland in the late 1800's were not great. Might hit the same issue on Dad's side, but it'll depend on how good Scottish records are.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How's it supposed to throw your parcel into the back garden when you're not in, if it hasn't got any arms?
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have argued for some years that one of the key problems with having football clubs owned by foreign rulers isn't just their limitless wealth, it's the special legal status it confers on them. www.ft.com/content/1256...
ft.com
Manchester City chair shielded by diplomatic immunity
Khaldoon al-Mubarak was granted immunity six years ago, protecting him from potential legal proceedings in the UK
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this will be one of the defining images of the Premier League's void years: a proudly working class fanbase celebrating that the ruling family of an oppressive regime had hired a barrister on £10,000-an-hour to try and prevent them suffering consequences for their cheating. Embarrassing.
A bunch of mugs celebrating their perceived impunity
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
engadget.com
Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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Stephen Hampshire @shampshire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s weird how often AI ”solves” a problem that doesn’t exist in ways that I hate.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‘Being Boiled’ is kind of appropriate given the environmental impact
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Against League 3 @againstleague3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can City get expelled from the Premier League? What competition would they go into? What role does the independent regulator play? Who knows? Well I do, because I checked. Come, join me on a guided tour through the chaos...
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Usagyuuun's Fiery Smile
ALT: Usagyuuun's Fiery Smile
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just don’t let him choose the music…
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Instead of refusing a license, could the IFR force them to be sold to new, non-fraud commiting owners?
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Mum, what's that dark place in the distance?" "That's Chingford my love. You must never go there. They've elected Iain Duncan Smith nine times".
A small black kitten and a tuxedo cat sitting on a window ledge looking outside.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m still annoyed that this isn’t an actual quote from his weather update videos…
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And they’re called Rael
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did wonder if he’d appear when they used ‘Cone Talk to Me’ as the outro music for episode 1. Also, I really hope there is some kind of reference to a decendent of his hundreds of years down the line in future episodes.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guessed there had to be something else to it as it’s too randomly obscure a reference
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The owners of any other business committing fraud at this scale, would see the perpetrators put in jail. Football though…
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching Silo episode 9, and Everett the Silo guide from Hoddesedon made me chuckle. ‘It’s a small town outside London’ Nah mate… Also, bonus points for Sir Peter Gabriel of Bath getting involved. Needs more Brian Pern though
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last nights anxiety dream? Not being able to put on a pair of shoes…
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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 29/09/2026
God I'm so fucking glad Spurs finally dumped Manor Solomon, and to West Ham no less.
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Caesar Flunk @caesarflunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BTW Maybe don’t click on that hashtag if you’re of a nervous disposition and don’t want to have a load of MASSIVE hogs on your feed
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