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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Celebrating our anniversary by enjoying “Food of small morons”
Candlelit menu for a restaurant named Cucina MoriniAn action shot of a fork and spoon spoiling up curly pasta in a white ragu like sauce
Two deserts plates— a chocolate mouse and olive oil cake with blueberries 
A beautiful wife in an elegant gold yellow and brown striped dress.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thank you. Much clearer now.
I don't know what to tell you on this one. It's kinda a medieval looking astrology chart, and it just has all of Ian's vices on it
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Donning my full-face respirator with organic vapor filter to avoid hopium
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
and so, participating in the wretched society of America as an engaged voter, my calculation as a member of this poor, demonized minority group is this: if you throw me under the bus I will make it my life goal to make you lose. I will simply make it a politically unthinkable cost to abandon us.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the apes gathered around the monolith in 2001: a space odyssey except the monolith is now the icon for microsoft teams
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
The Bedr
& The Second
Best of
cartalk
Starring Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of the many things he’s ruined for the rest of us albeit not the most consequential is doing a little left right shimmy at a wedding
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Always nice to see a hometown hero
A framed signed picture of Senator Norm Coleman
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 26/08/2026
Northeast Minneapolis excellence
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, sure, I'm integrating "agentic workflows." A gen and tonic at lunch.
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the most heartwarming moments I’ve had with my sister in recent years was discovering we’re partial to the same Celsius flavor (Fuji Apple Pear)
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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 22/08/2026
We’ve been on a party cruise for generations, someone violently took the wheel and is pointing it at the heart of the whirlpool, and no one knows how to respond, so there’s a few people trying to launch a lifeboat while someone tries to start a limbo contest
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
(to a guy who completely disagrees with me and is actually making me look pretty stupid) i think we're just talking past each other here
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We Siloheads need some sort of hankie code or secret handshake to identify each other
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star @foundbysara.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
*chewing a newport 100 and breathing too close to the woman at the bar* I don't fw Paddington, I'm Corduroy man to the bones
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 05/08/2026
They stole ALL the Flock cameras in Winona.

WINONA MINNESOTA
POLICE
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Press Release
Winona Police Department
8/4/26
On 8/1/26, the Winona Police Department discovered that all eight of our city's Flock cameras were missing. That evening, an officer noted that there'd been no recent activity on the cameras. Officers subsequently checked the various locations where the Flock cameras were placed and found that the poles were cut down near the base. Officers located the poles nearby in the weeds, but the cameras had been removed. As of 8/4/26, the cameras have not been located.
The stolen cameras were stationed in the following areas:
Two near Hwy 61/Bundy Blvd
Two near Hwy 61/Hwy 14
Two near Hwy 14/Knopp Valley Dr
Two near Hwy 43/Homer Rd
The timeframe of the thefts appears to be between July 29th and August 1st.
The cost to replace each camera and pole is approximately $3,000.
The investigation remains active and ongoing.
Anyone with information related to the thefts can contact the Winona Police Department at 507-457-6302 or by calling Winona Area Crimestoppers at 507-457-6530. You can also submit a tip online through https://winonaare acrimestoppers.com.
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Do you think if Seth MacFarlane had gotten on that flight people would have come to lay little Stewie dolls at the memorial
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 22/03/2026
john hoffman, MN state senator who survived an assassination attempt by vance boelter, who killed mark and melissa hortman, is here supporting omar fateh. he said fateh was his first visitor when he was in hospital. gave him a note saying “we’ll get that fucker” that is still on his fridge
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Jim Cummings @jimmycthatsme.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Doing the kombucha girl thing after seeing an ad for Dom Perignon staring Iggy Pop (?)
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Every six months or so there’s a new 45 min “Tour of the world’s largest container ship” documentary on youtube with nearly identical content to the last and I’ll watch every single one
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Odysseus, ultimately, a wife guy
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you see my typing indicator in a chat, simply don't worry about it. It may result in a message, or many messages, or none at all. None of your business
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Minnesota 50501 @mn50501.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tonight's office: MSP MN50501 is at the airport's "Freedom of Expression Booth" talking with travelers about Delta's role in ICE deportation flights. If you happen to be in Terminal 1 tonight, come find us. Ask questions. Grab a button. Have a conversation. Silence changes nothing.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My niece who hadn’t seen me clean shaven said that I looked like the man in the moon last weekend and it took a few follow-up questions to establish that she meant Gru from the minions
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It’s incredibly goofy that you can’t use DMs on here in Ohio without “verifying your identity“ or using a VPN. Congrats to everyone who pushed this I’m sure it’s gonna accomplish everything you hoped 👍
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Jordan van der Hagen @thejvandy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Unending Light of 1000 Lamps. Duluth, Minnesota
A Menards Store sits at the far end of an empty parking lot in a pre-sunrise scene. All of the lights in their lighting section can be seen shining through the windows.
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Robyn Swirling @rswirling.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That’s my mayor
Janeese Lewis-George on stage looking and sounding amazing, smiling in a white suit in front of cheering supporters
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If John and Paul teamed up to do a little bit and share a wry smile at my expense i would [redacted] I tell you that much
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Janeese4DC @janeese4dc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We are not going to get ICE off our streets or protect Home Rule by fearing this President. Threatening DC because you do not like how our residents vote is an attack on democracy itself. The people of DC elect the Mayor of DC. And they want someone who will stand up to Donald Trump.
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Dave Shumka @daveshumka.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yeah, I got an STD:
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There’s no one in the world that the cute baker with a nose ring at the farmers market has less time for than the straight husband of the bisexual baddie flirting with her and I’m FINE with that
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
idk man seems like a bit of a stretch for a museum
A museum placard describing a George Foreman grill from 2007
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think many (but not exclusively!) millennials fall into that gap where you can be disillusioned enough about institutions to recognize their failure for what it is but not cynical enough to be complacent about it. This is called the 'zone of madness'
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Anders @derzquist.net · 19/05/2026
My most libbed out sentiment is that it is continually astonishing that the president is obsessed with a *ballroom* and that huge swaths of the federal government have just gone along with it to the point of allowing a whole wing of the White House to get bulldozed with no process or oversight.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Aaron T. Beck of the failing University of Pennsylvania and creator of bad psychotherapeutic approaches has a problem— his cognitive behavioral therapy is no longer 'hot'
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Elliott Payne @elliottpayne.org · 13/05/2026
People on the ground everyday are saying that just in these first 13 days of May there’s been more ICE activity than there was all of April. We don’t know what this means exactly, but this is why we need to make sure we’re still connected to our neighborhood networks and looking out for each other.
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A note about discourse around the DC mayoral race: I'm seeing a lot of self-described YIMBYs favor the NIMBY-aligned candidate (McDuffie) over the unabashed YIMBY (Lewis-George). They've justified this by shoving their pet issues under the YIMBY umbrella, making it a kind of centrist omnicause.
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Say what you will about vibecoding but showing AI some code a human wrote and getting back an accurate, idiomatic comment describing the code's purpose is legit miraculous
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
You would not *believe* how grey the hair on the floor when I get a haircut is these days
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You will never, ever, ever be punished by any of the institutions of power in Washington DC for killing a bunch of people.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me, when people are quoting my story to highlight all of the good work people in Minneapolis are doing
Guy in a Saint Paul jacket standing up
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Show this to the brain trust complaining about a lack of anti-Trump campus protests and ask them what they think more of those would accomplish, exactly
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John @cablemgmt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Using my cursory training on organizing conversations to “inoculate” my wife to the possibility that the AC might not get fixed immediately
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