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ezri!

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it/they (en/de) 24y/o ITfag girl mostly but sometimes im more girl

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Mikael Thalen @mikaelthalen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NEW: Trump Mobile appears to have been hacked, resulting in the leak of personal data on 3,615 customers. A person in the data confirmed to me that he spent $100 on a Trump phone last year but never received a device. san.com/cc/trump-mob...
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Trump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer information
A newly established ransomware gang appears to have hacked Trump Mobile, resulting in the exposure of personal data for 3,615 customers.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
i made this image in 2021 and it remains the funniest thing i've ever done in my eyes
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/05/2026
when our baby was born we asked the pediatrician doing rounds about the then-new RSV vaccine, and she visibly steeled herself before launching into a pre-rehearsed spiel about the efficacy of vaccines and only relaxed when we were like, no, we’re asking because we WANT it
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is probably ok
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 27/11/2025
thinking of her today
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Hey guys I think there's something wrong with my copy of Free Birds 2013
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic party. The future of the Democratic party is a deeply uncharismatic guy mumbling "well we'll see what voters have to say about that in 2047" before voting with Trump 80% of the time
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Barry Pierre @jorgpierre.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Once again:
Microsoft is a corporation that turns 30% of it's new code is written by AI into (basic stuff breaking)
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precious machinerygirl @bulletwife.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
they're smashing me into little bits and gluing me back together tomorrow
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Sil 2 by László Moholy-Nagy, 1933 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection

© 2016 Hattula Moholy-Nagy / VG Bild-Kunst, Bonn / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
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Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 11/09/2025
This is my personal 9/11 #freeEmma™
Emma™ ™~™ sending a photo that her account was deleted
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Luke @luckwillows.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
me doing a terrible job curating an m night shyamalan movie night
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 04/09/2025
”how your union is probably imperialist” has got to be some of the most glowie fedshit i have seen in a decade
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 31/08/2025
I love the moms with bold and bright pride shirts walking around with their gay kids at the minnesota state fair. we see you, we love you
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/08/2025
the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
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official door 🧿 @officialdoor.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
big boobs
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mrwilkening.bsky.social @mrwilkening.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Can't recommend the print edition of The Onion enough...
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
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Sparky Reddookami @sparky15756.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
For those in Mississippi, and in the UK, and around the world where your country/state is gonna be assholes - @proton.me has a FREE VPN that you can use, forever! account.protonvpn.com/signup?plan=... I'm not sponsored by Proton but I'd happily take a +1 on Google if you know what I mean ;)
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Proton VPN: Sign-up
Create a new Proton VPN account
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/08/2025
People who are not good people frequently want to believe the artists and creators they idolize hold the same opinions and positions they do, and get very shirty when they are told by informed sources that they are in fact very wrong about that
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 14/08/2025
the calls are working.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Homestuck vivzipop animated series with Toby Fox sounds like a tornado of 9/11s for discourse people
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evilo 🌺 @wick.works · 07/08/2025
Lancer Tactics v0.3.3 is live! We've finished off implementation for all SSC and HORUS mechs. Almost there! wick.itch.io/lancer-tacti...
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
girl: AND THIS IS MY DOGGIRL!

guy: WOW! SO SHE'S A DOG FULL-TIME?

girl: WE'RE ACTUALLY SWITCHES, SO WE TAKE TURNS GOING TO WORK

doggirl: I'M AN
ACTUARY!
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Bad Medical Takes @badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Twitter user CollinRugg: NEW: Female South Carolina police officer collapses after an accidental fentanyl exposure during a search.

New bodycam footage shows a Berkeley County deputy jumping into action to save the female deputy who suddenly collapsed.

"A female deputy then searched the woman’s person and the report states the deputy found a clear plastic bag that contained an unknown substance in one side of the driver’s bra and a folded-up dollar bill that also contained an unknown substance in the other side," reported WCSC.

The male deputy was seen rushing to the cruiser to grab Narcan, which he then administered to the female deputy.

The deputy was taken to the hospital and later released.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
GOP Rep. Mike Flood at a town hall: "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" Crowd: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 02/08/2025
as someone who did not have sex until i transitioned, my advice to all lonely young men is to simply become beautiful women. this is a foolproof strategy
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help
From r/chatGPTpro, 25 minutes ago: chatGPT blocked at work

Today my job decided to block the site. I use chatGPT to create SOPs (standard operating practices) and power points and polish my emails. What should I do now four question marks. It has 0 upvotes and 20 comments
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🎃Halved Josh Spooky Edition🎃 @outerleftfield.net · 01/08/2025
Manosphere should just be replaced with this:
Friendly guy you met in the pub starter pack
You're a good kid
Me and the lads se all the work you're putting in
We're proud of ya
I've been there before,
my advice is to...
I think that girl fancies you go talk to her
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Vtuber talent agency VShojo, who represent(ed) some of the largest streamers in the world, has been self-destructing over the last couple days in a scandal of check-kiting and a six digit charity donation that just kinda went missing in a passive voice accident.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 24/07/2025
I made this in 2021
THE MYTH OF
CONSENSUAL Adulthood
I CONSENT
I CONSENT
I DON'T!
VISA
ISNT THERE SOME RANDOM
Payment Processor YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
It's happened again; my girlfriend has been let go of her job for no given reason and they need funds to survive. The end goal of the GoFundMe is to get them to Washington, but right now it's to keep a roof over their heads. Anything helps gofund.me/6d225915
gofund.me
Donate to Ivy & Jade's Journey to Affordable Living, organized by Ivy Olson
Help us get to a blue state! Ivy and Jade need help moving to Washington due to ri… Ivy Olson needs your support for Ivy & Jade's Journey to Affordable Living
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Brodie Robertson @brodierobertson.xyz · 23/07/2025
Uninstall These AUR Linux Packages Immediately #Linux #YouTube youtu.be/kGubIjUVM-E
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Uninstall These AUR Linux Packages Immediately
YouTube video by Brodie Robertson
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B'runi Masna-Nunh — In Mentor Hell 👑 @ver-caster.etheirys.social · 21/07/2025
Today in fun working on Capitol Hill moments
NobleJanobii:
well
i was talking to my coworkers about the horse gacha
and we got on the elevator
didn't realize it until it was too late but bernie sanders was on there 
so bernie now has cursory knowledge of the horse gacha ig
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ezri! @c-ezri.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
they should make a strain that makes you crave hardtack
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 20/07/2025
“inshallah on the front page” feels illegal to have a legit funny politician
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Please… for the love of god, just stop reading Harry Potter. There are other god damn fantasy series out there, and ones that don’t give money and attention to a person helping to directly harm trans people.
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Jimgress @jimgress.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This is my demographic. I'm a car guy who is 100% in favor of improving mass transit because unlike other car-centric Americans I recognize that 1) most car owners don't care about cars and treat it like an appliance and 2) fewer cars on the roads means less traffic. It's win win.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I scammed a few drinks out of Dave Chappelle at a bar in Ohio while pretending not to recognise him as he hit on me, playing on that silly man's known chaser proclivities, and then I casually insulted his latest boring Netflix special and fucked off
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precious machinerygirl @bulletwife.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
watching a friend use windows and What The Fuck Do You Mean you have to install an entire separate app to install ONE driver !!!! youre hurting the computer !!!! youre hurting her (╥﹏╥)
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🌙 @awawawa.world · 18/07/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
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