Reposted by Dell, Like the ComputerDell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 07/06/2026To be a bunny kissing another bunny behind a tree 25812
Reposted by Dell, Like the ComputerDell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 28/09/2026Tony: He plays with army guys, little green plastic soldiers. INSTEAD OF COLLECTING, ITS A DISGRACE Christopher: I heard him talking about something called sisters of battle *heh* and I was like, “so these women have more balls than you?” Vito: *hiding his ork army* yeah what a faggot. 161
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 28/09/2026You couldn’t make sopranos today, Bobby Bacalara wouldn’t be a guy who Tony made fun of for model trains. It would be a guy who plays warhammer 40k 150
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 28/09/2026Being a night owl is cool if the vibe is sifting through research papers at 3am and not be employable 2121
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 26/09/2026Im sorry, the novel Mrs. Little gives birth to a mouse???? 3221
Reposted by Dell, Like the Computerpattern @capracrimes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026its rabbit day!!! ur a rabbit now 9688
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 23/09/2026trannies represent about 1% of the population, the Kennedy center represents less than 0.0000001 percent of buildings in the United States. I am ~100 million times more significant actually. 1266
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 22/09/2026If I ever post “turned 30 today” please realize the ai has taken my identity I’m not making it that long. 480
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 22/09/2026My friend group is Glock 19, Jager , and weed. Sometimes I let Ket hit when she calls 050
Reposted by Dell, Like the ComputerDell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 14/06/2026When archaeologists dig up my bones in thousands of years they are gonna find a smaller more canine skeleton inside cause I got that dog in me. 2456
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 20/09/2026Kids don’t even want to become YouTubers anymore, they want to hit a fat parlay on Kalshi instead 🥀. 1132
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 20/09/2026At a show where it’s just me and a dj, giving big watching 1917 alone in the theater during covid 1191
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 19/09/2026First they came for the trannies and I did not speak up cause it is a losing electoral position Then they came for the Kennedy Center where I chained myself to its hull because THIS is the number one issue facing this country. 17325
Reposted by Dell, Like the ComputerThe One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Me: are you sure its ok to smoke weed by your cat? Friend: yeah, it doesn't really affect him The cat 15 mins later: 1447
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 18/09/2026Started to read more instead of being online as much, been pretty good for the head. Completed two books and read a manga I picked up. 3150
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 17/09/2026I didn’t realize Ed Sheeran was as big as he is, I just assumed he was just the guy who made grocery store music or coworker slop 1211
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 17/09/2026Motley Fool article: buying and storing gas in jerrycans is like buying stocks in Amazon in 1990 or investing in bitcoin in 2010 040
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 15/09/2026Watching multiple screens with subway surfers, family guy clips, and ai slop rubbing my tummy: “im watching brainrot for two now” 4297
Reposted by Dell, Like the ComputerDell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 13/09/2026Only New York wants affordability and sensible policy. Everyone outside New York are just Nazis and we have to concede to Nazi policy cause they are a lost cause. You live in privilege to stand for nothing, I stand for beliefs because I believe in a future while you make up constituents in your head 171
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 12/09/2026Bro invited godrick the grafted to the hang and dipped. Why the fuck would my homie leave me alone with godrick the grafted? 390
Reposted by Dell, Like the ComputerJane :/ @janeycakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@tgirl.fail @pussy.rehab real? 194
Reposted by Dell, Like the ComputerChief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Why don't you respect 9/11?" I think it was far more disrepectful that our government used a national tragedy to lie us into the Iraq war that killed millions of people and also used it to as an excuse to strip away our rights and create a surveillance state. 113138
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 11/09/20269/11 was the collective blow back of western colonialism in the region and our continued intervention to turn a very beautiful and historically rich land into a bed of extremism whose destabilization benefited us until those same people rightfully attacked their oppressors. 1183
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 11/09/2026Do I have to play ocarina of time (n64) and ocarina of time (3ds) to understand the plot of ocarina of time (switch 2) 2100
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 11/09/2026Reading up on some scripture on the eve of this holiday 090
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 11/09/2026Cowardsdenverpost.comUnited Airlines cancels Denver 9/11 flyover after ‘concerns in the community’United Airlines officials canceled a planned flyover of a passenger jet escorted by a squadron of F-16s over Denver for a private 9/11 memorial after “concerns in the community,” the company said Wedn... 290
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 10/09/2026Asking for a three day holiday by manifesting something funny happening 9/12 2203
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 10/09/2026Men are not okay, went to the mall to pick up some skateboard trucks just for a random stall worker to look me up and down, then did a drooling tongue sound and then got mad when I walked by like he was a New York street scalper. 3170
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 10/09/2026Getting a hickey on my neck for Kirkmas like its ash on ash Wednesday 2435
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 10/09/2026Ocarina of time remake would be better if every ledge and climbable surface had yellow paint so I could know where to go. 3161
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 10/09/2026Metroid is about how women look hot when destroying the environment 3213
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 08/09/2026Need a tattoo on my arm that says “ash tray” accompanied by scattered burn marks along my forearm. 080
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 07/09/2026My hat is causing a lot of people to do a double take 2110
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 07/09/2026Ai might replace jobs but can never take away my human touch of making everyone uncomfortable at the function 3213
Dell, Like the Computer @tgirl.fail · 06/09/2026Invited a trans girl over to hang out last night platonically and literally every 5 seconds she kept trying to fuck. I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can just be friends with people without having to fuck. In fact you probably should have more platonic friends in your life. 5443
