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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She owes you a hot dog or two.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
Milk is stored in the Duds
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*takes a sip of Grindin coffee* YEUGHHH!
Grindin coffee from Pusha T and Pharrell
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Disguise it as coffee so the feds back up
Instagram ad for "Grindin" coffee w/ Pusha T and Pharrell
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[daft punk voice] honey, butter, chicken, biscuit
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The inside of my brain during a meeting that directly impacts my job
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm cynical and gross for laughs really. In my heart of hearts, I'm a big lovey softy who's happy to share this new promo video from my most-frequented coffee spot, Kindness Cafe. vimeo.com/1222098700?s...
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Kindness Cafe
This is "Kindness Cafe" by Crystal Video on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(guy who got in big trouble for putting foil in the microwave buying a fridge) does this one have any weird rules
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 02/10/2026
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Watching X-Files with no lights on With Donald Faison Oops actually this is Clueless
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna turn in early tonight
A dead Duke man statue
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't want to hear one more word about how we at UVA worship Thomas Jefferson.
Just a crypt to store your dead administrators
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having big big public history thoughts about Duke's patron-founders being entombed and open for visitors in the middle of campus.
Memorial Chapel at Duke with tombs
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I read "two sinners"
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is also me conference posting
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At Duke for a work thing till Friday🧐
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cedar Point, Kansas Pop: 27 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cedar_Point,_… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
picture of Cedar Point, Kansaspicture of Cedar Point, Kansaspicture of Cedar Point, Kansaspicture of Cedar Point, Kansas
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i get the sense that something was being worked out here
A compilation of four images of Jacquis Neal and Ify Nwadiwe wrestling a Sam Reich puppet.A person in red athletic gear is diving forward, tossing a doll, while others watch from a colorful stage set with lights.Two men in red tracksuits are playfully wrestling a doll while a host stands nearby, smiling, against a colorful backdrop.Two people in red tracksuits are playfully entangled on a colorful circular mat, suggesting a lighthearted moment of fun or a challenge.
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't think I can make this, but would if I could!!! Some Virginian follower of mine, please go in my stead. 🩷 www.eventbrite.com/e/let-her-fl...
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Let Her Fly - Harrisonburg
Celebrate the life and legacy of Dolly Parton with an unforgettable live show featuring Harrisonburg area songwriters and musicians!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.
There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it. A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Max Scherzer’s kids run from the dugout to the mound to take him out of the game then run back screaming and crying after he tells them he’s not fucking going anywhere, get the fuck off my mound
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💀norfölkology🎃 @norfolkology.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Will Lamberts Point also get TopGolf who can say
Photo Via Dust Solutions, Inc.
An example of a wind fence at a coal mine in Illinois.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Frame #3317 from 60sE62 behind the puff ball
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you want my future, forget my past If you wanna get with me, FORGET MY PAST💀
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tatosaurusrexbot.bsky.social @tatosaurusrexbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*ODU alum Justin Verlander
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best thing about working at UVA is being around so many passionate nerds [sincere, complimentary]. I thank you nerds who let me pick your brains.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
had a candidate wear a button cuff shirt to a job interview instead of french cuffs so i sent him back to whichever trailer park he crawled out of
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Frame #44900 from S04 -E18 - Battle Beef-628214
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ahhh, but this list is missing Patriot 😱😱😱
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So it wasn't just me who was so into The OA? 🥲 Bring it back! Back from the dead!
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The Virginian-Pilot @pilotonline.com · 25/09/2026
Former child actor Jonathan Taylor Thomas arrested after allegedly kicking LA deputy in stomach: mrf.lu/2mjr6
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Former child actor Jonathan Taylor Thomas arrested after allegedly kicking LA deputy in stomach
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In space, everyone can hear you scream when the aliens insert that probe
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ — theonion.com/american-med...
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American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing tha...
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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"You leave your girl around me, if she bad, she gonna get stuck," a quote from Sun Tzu, Three 6 Mafia
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Typology of Pedestrian Walking Symbols walking-men.com/product/hood... Via @kottke.org
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Frame #25150 from S04 -E22 - Battle Potatoes-628218
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was offered NARY A WEED this evening. Will be seeking a refund tomorrow.
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My husband may be on of these "cowboys" Willie sings about.
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The hottest person here is Willie Nelson.
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm bringing her home.
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's a bug crawling up me arm.
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is my lifelong attraction to old head pop culture and hobbies driven by a subconscious desire to be the de facto hottest person there? I'M BEING FACETIOUS.
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Live skeeting from the Willie Nelson & Family concert
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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶ @bzooty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't chat me uuuup, groos!
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hit my head on the boot and cut it open and then got stung by a wasp.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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