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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The "stop calling gore 'body horror'" train boards here! Have your tickets ready!

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

damn lookin like Herky went thru the hell gate from The Beyond

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

being haunted then being attacked by hot ghost at knotts scary farm. its the best haunted theme park for sure but dont get the berry flavor hot sauce they sell tho

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The only way this works is if Carrie gets abducted by Low Men and enlisted as a Breaker in a stealth Dark Tower pilot

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

… you just said… you JUST SAID—

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If the big idea of the new Carrie tv show is that kids use the internet for bullying now, that was covered in the 2002 tv movie, the 2013 Kimberly Peirce remake, and The Rage: Carrie 2 is straight up about revenge porn. Also they are all bad.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i have not cared what music normal well adjusted citizens are listening to since my whole life, thank you dr demento

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i like lots of video games but i don’t feel like nine video games shaped my personality, that sounds weird to me, thank you

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bi Visibility Day is the same day as Little Shop of Horrors Day for a reason (the human race suddenly encountering a deadly threat to its very existence).

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

man Criterion should've commissioned Rockin' Jelly Bean covers for their Fellini releases

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is it not ultra-weird that Mike Flanagan says “middle-aged men have been telling Carrie White’s story for far too long”? She was invented by a 26-year-old man, De Palma was about 35, The Rage: Carrie 2 is a Katt Shea movie, and the last adaptation was directed by Kimberly Pierce.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This isn’t the point of the below post but Bloodhound Gang stole this joke from Liz Phair’s “Chopsticks”

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

God fuckin dammit. No longer buying any “Flanagan’s doing Carrie so they’ll let him have Dark Tower” arguments.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I want to say Scorch because nobody is saying Scorch but there’s a reason nobody is saying Scorch

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So. The 25th anniversary of They Might Be Giants' 8th long play, Mink Car. My first listen was on a Discman while wandering around Iowa City at night after acquiring it at a midnight sale (actually being held for Jay-Z's Blueprint release obv). Which, yes, notoriously means the wee hours of 9/11/01.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

but what if .. the victim .. . is America

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

a cool idea to do with the muppets would be retire the muppets in 1990

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Eh, weird sex, cheap drugs, evil rock n roll, same as always.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Dialect test is too long and I got bored, also I purposely altered my pronunciation and regional vocab to sound less like a hick, so it wasn't working, but also I know where I'm from so what is the point?

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

everything that's fun to me about grand theft auto video games (explode a cop car, drive airplane into a cop car, drive a limo off a cliff into the sea) is now amply covered by other more fun video games but with fewer buttfucking jokes

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This is true, but Kenny & Dolly: A Christmas to Remember is Cinema.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My Thomas Harris fan theory is that the Hannibal TV show manages to adapt everything important from the Lecter novel cycle, eliding the crucial aspects of Hannibal Rising into one s3 subplot and Lambs by mapping the arc of Lecter’s 2-book relationship with Starling onto Will Graham.

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The Licorice Kid @thelicoricekid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Bad news, i heard andrew sarris categorized your boyfriend under Strained Seriousness

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It Ends is like if Backrooms didn't get rug burn all over its face tripping over its screenplay or if Exit 8 weren't like watching someone play a video game and also being really really bad at the video game.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

stay sick turn glow in the dark this is a thing of awesome beauty 🖤

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I fear I watched every episode of these

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You should read this and everyone should read this but mainly everything has looked like shit for 25 years due to computer.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Chris Carter cut a Mulder/Scully kiss from the 2008 movie because we saw so much of their relationship in 2016/18 during Season 10/11 that we’re like “enough already we get it”? Is that what he’s saying? Like what the hell is he saying?

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

FAVORITE FILMS 1976!! The Man Who Fell to Earth Carrie In the Realm of the Senses Taxi Driver The Witch Who Came from the Sea Hollywood High Buffalo Bill and the Indians Up! Assault on Precinct 13 Obsession

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The solution to Rolling Stone putting Nevermind in the top 10 of 100 Best Punk Albums is it should be Bleach at, say, #75 to make a salient point.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

hit that shuffle if u know what’s up

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

This is the single worst Elvis movie, in no small part for featuring zero new songs.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

weird how a guy's mom almost always happens before the guy happens

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Yes, Americans love the warm tactile glow of the doomed Italian.

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

“Poets… shed not only the red blood of their hearts but the white blood of their souls…FINISH HIM” —Jean Cocteau

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

this is me and @slasherkitten.bsky.social in line for midsummer scream then me getting haunted then my awesome haul from midsummer scream then eating a whole supreme pizza and having beers

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Rev. Chris Stangl @chrisstangl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

what the fuck does “takes you out of the movie” even mean

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