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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already

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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 12/09/2026

Now watch this knowing the dancers can’t hear the music. Thousand-Hand Guanyin is performed by deaf dancers from the China Disabled People’s Performing Art Troupe. Every hand. Every movement. Every second of synchronization. Absolutely mesmerizing. ❤️ #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me: Is there something you want to say to me? Wife: No. Me: I can tell there's something bothering you. Wife: Fine. I wish you'd get over your obsession with 90s hip-hop. Me: Whoomp! There it is.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I created a meme!

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“Award Tour” is Tribe’s best song, right?

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

When I’m rich, I’m making an “Odyssey” with the below as Helen and Menelaus. No one can stop me.

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

You should always agree to a quick 30-min drink with your best friend because that 1.5 hours can be the best 6 hours of your life.

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Eugene Freedman @eugenefreedman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I don't think this is optimism. After all, it's MLB that would be locking out its employees, not vice-versa. I believe this is a bargaining tactic. Here's why: MLB will begin its lockout of its employees, the players on the first day they can legally: December 2, 2026. With Opening Day scheduled 1/

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I still have no clue how the Red Sox are in playoff contention. None.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

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emily s. @emily.news · 28/06/2026

Mel Brooks is 100 years old. The U.S. is 250 years old. Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the time the U.S. has existed.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The Red Sox are playing the Yankees at Fenway Park right now. Ten years ago, I’d be glued to my TV. Twenty years ago, I’d be hanging on every pitch. Tonight, I sorta remembered watched Mayer strike out during a hydration break and then went back to the Japan/Sweden game. Great job John Henry.

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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 25/06/2026

Just get to the part where the owners remember their national TV rights deal only runs through 2028 and they'll have to negotiate a new one on the back of the lockout, this is taking forever.

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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

There’s a guy named Raul Bobadilla on Paraguay. Mr. Bobadilla, Mr. Bob Bobadilla Mr. Bobadilla, Mr. Bob Bobadilla Mr. Bobadilla, Mr. Bob Bobadilla

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 21/02/2026

they should put little fortunes in the crabs rangoon

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I’m leaning into my age. Everything that I did pre-2001 will be prefaced by, “Last century …” For example, “Last century I played varsity soccer for my high school team. We were terrible.” “Last century my favorite shows were ‘Seinfeld’ and ‘The Simpsons’.”

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Guys, I was super close to getting anthrax this weekend.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

It’s 2026 and I had a debate about the Banana Splits over text with one of my friends. We’re keeping the classics alive.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I could’ve sworn it was the Mandela Affect.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Why run when you can jog? Why jog when you can walk? Why walk when you can stand? Why stand when you can sit? Why sit when you can lay? Why lay when you can sleep? Skip all these steps, just go to sleep.

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

someone told me it’s called the mall bc you don’t just want to go to one store you want to go to them all. and now i can’t sleep.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Let’s all wish a big Happy Birthday to the baby the Madonna wants to keep in “Papa Don’t Preach” as he turns 40-years-old this year!

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I’m exhausted but I’m too tired to get off the couch.

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Tom Ceraulo @tceraulo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Very funny to call someone else weak on crime when you have literally pardoned thousands of criminals

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Guys, it’s only fucking Thursday. Why does it feel like next Friday?

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Annual Wade Boggs text to the 1984/85 Red Sox text chain: “Happy Easler!” Teammates collectively roll their eyes and mutter, “for the 42nd year in a row, Wade. Give it a rest.”

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Catholicism would be kinda cool without a lot of stuff. I really love old churches. I like the architecture, I enjoy sitting in them. Especially when it’s dark and quiet. I also enjoy the smell. Most masses suck but one on a weekday in the seldom used chapel in the basement rules.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Great tattoo idea for an introverted Hell’s Angel: “I’d rather R.I.P. than RSVP”

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

When you were on Nevwr Not Funny @jessethorn.bsky.social did I hear that you were going to have @jimmypardo.com on an upcoming episode of Bullseye? If so, when? Thanks!

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

If MS Windows pushes me one more update this month … I don’t know … I don’t know … I don’t know what I’m going to do, actually, but I’ll be fuming and probably getting angry with the wrong people.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

We’ve had Gallagher I and we lost him. The same for Gallagher II. The question on everyone’s lips today is: where is Gallagher III? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I can’t believe that a Merrimack College ice hockey won cc the Hockey East championship. Absolutely insane to me. I watched a lot of bad hockey at MC when I went there in the mid 90s.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The Partridge Family dropping a harpsichord solo in the middle of their biggest hit is so punk rock.

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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I listen to lots of podcasts and the amount of comedians who like baseball seems big. @jessethorn.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com and David Cross have all talked baseball on their shows and it’s awesome. When will someone launch a comedy/baseball podcast? It’d be a hit. Huh?

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I really thought Hamnet would have more pigs and more internet.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Won’t be long before summer’s here. Boy wakes up, looks at a calendar sees a circled date at the end of the month, nods and knows it’s almost time to be back in town. At the same time a cool chick knows it’s about time she stops dancin on the floor shakin what she’s got. The duality of March.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Every time I look at my weather app it’s like next four days is sub zero cold with snow and sleet. But after that it’s 60-70 degrees with sunshine and clear skies. BUT. WE. NEVER. GET. TO. THE. END. OF. THOSE. FOUR. DAYS.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

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Byron Magrane @byronm19.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Halls. C’mon man, I’m already feeling sick, don’t yell at me to do more work like you’re a JV basketball coach.

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