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Byrd Turgler

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LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
IT IS 6:39 PM GODS TIME ON OCTOBER 10 2026 AND TEXAS STILL SUCKS
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 08/10/2026
I hate how good this is.
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I imagine this kinda thing happens to Michael Tracey all the time
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just found out that zei squirrel is an antisemite from everything she has ever said
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Herpes, among many.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Andre "That's it; I quit; I don't give a" Szmyt, Tommy.
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This broadcast would be an order of magnitude better with Tony Romo.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
after ethical questions were raised, I have ceased instructing Claude to infinitely reread READY PLAYER ONE.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to believe that someone at the Times knew what they were doing here.
New York Times homepage link reading: 
FRANK BRUNI AND BRET STEPHENS:
Behold the Paragons of Rank Incompetence
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026
Mike tolin you city loving FREAK!!!!
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/MgOq3ux4ayg?...
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*Best Clip Ever* "A Dog For Whom I Feel Nothing"
YouTube video by Dave James
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my god the direct use of the hot dog guy sketch from I Think You Should Leave in a political ad
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Curious what Cowboys vs Ravens discourse is like today from our Bazillion Brazilians on BlueSky, The Sports App.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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John Bate @jflb96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It goes like this, The fourth, the fifth, The minor fall, the major lift
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 25/09/2026
updates: this bad boy arrived today and it rules. also I was right about my wife stealing the hoodie.
Dollys jersey
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when my ginger mate introduces me to his new girlfriend from Gothenburg.
m&s meal called "carrot and swede crush"
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🚨full trailer for Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes documentary🚨 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvW_...
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Rodrigo Aguirre ⚽ ____ |_A_| |_B_| |_S_| |_O_| |_L_| |_U_| |_T_| |_E_|
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Twitter superstar @ironghazi has returned and is vowing to make his forthcoming shitposts somehow even worse than they used to be, a feat some have described as “impossible” and “please don’t”
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Mount St. Helens Archive @mountsthelens1980.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MONTEL, PLEASE COME HOME.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 17/09/2026
when i block
de niro as louis cypher in angel heart saying “i don’t like messy accounts”
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remembering how Christopher Lee described the sound someone made when they were stabbed in the back.
Christopher Lee and Roger Moore in Bond: The Man with the Golden Gun. Lee positioned at Bond's 8.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Games are back
Video titled Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Offensive Coordinator Arthur Smith.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
John Mateer!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Go ahead and plant a flag on our field. That’s built on fill dirt from our simian herpes lab. They put a nuclear reactor under it in the 1950s. I don’t even think it had a lid and all the birds die when they fly over one spot around the 30 yard line. Dirt’s like half goose shit. Take it, idiot.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
September 10, 1984: First episode of daily syndicated version of Jeopardy! with Alex Trebek as host is broadcast.
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The Big, Dumb QB Haver (For Now) @andrewkilger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Patriots are in last place in the NFL
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Considering a nice dinner next week with my lovely family, and I'm currently hankering chicken fried steak. Love Cheever's and Cattleman's. Is there something else I should try, @iateoklahoma.bsky.social?
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🏈🏠
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TO THE BATPOLES! podcast @tothebatpoles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
HAPPY BAT-BIRTHDAY to James Neil Hamilton, born 9/9/1899 in Lynn, Mass., our Commissioner Gordon. He was a silent film star, getting his break in D.W. Griffith's "The White Rose." Had trouble getting A level work in the mid-1940s after insulting a film exec. #Batman66 1/2
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have no idea what happened in the football game, but why does this look like the back cover of a Dean Koontz novel ©️1983.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“I am sorry,” said Frog.
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 03/09/2026
ok here we fucking go
mr. moustache man: john boltonbald: dick cheneybig glasses old man: rumsfeldsuited weirdo: condeleeza rice
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Do give this a watch and/or listen and if you enjoyed the conversation, please share with friends, family, neighbours, enemies and anybody else that you think may be interested!
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Released shortly after the bike helmet discourse. Long live the king. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6IL...
youtube.com
The Brain Song – “Weird Al” Yankovic
YouTube video by alyankovic
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How much is that loan again?
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fearsome Foursome 2.0.
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Carrie from Portlandia lamenting her decision to quit clowning.
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Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Garcia DESTROYS a sad Jason Kelce with facts and logic.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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