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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 4h

This truly is a golden era for people addicted to complaining. That and online gambling.

I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 18h

Immutable laws of the universe: Death Taxes Your new neighbors throwing a loud-ass party on a Sunday night for some reason

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And that's why we don't talk about the club...you know...the one with the fighting? The Fight Club? We don't even say it out loud, because...damn it!

Random line from a movie that fans of it instantly know.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You know things are bad out there when sandwich shops have to post affirmations on the wall just to keep their customers from getting suicidal before their turkey subs arrive.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not a religious guy, but maybe a massive flood would help?

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The older I get, the less ridiculous the Tom Hanks taking a very, very, very long leak scene in "A League of Their Own" seems.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It would be a relief if iced coffee was the reason I didn't get that job. Way better than people just straight up not liking me.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Sure, we're corrupt, amoral warmongers, but at least we're destroying the economy."

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Few public figures have fallen farther faster in my esteem than Mike Rowe.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ah, yes, giving all of your sensitive information to Facebook's AI system. What, you couldn't wait for Geocities or Pets dot com to create an AI agent?

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If someone texts you they're "in the zone" and it turns out it's an AutoZone, you are legally obligated to block their number.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My Brain: Big day tomorrow. You ready for this, Body? My Body: Absolutely. We can't screw this up. Let's do this, Brain. Simultaneously: Let's make sure he can't sleep at all so tomorrow is a disaster!

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A huge shout out to @ryeisenberg.bsky.social for her book, "Small-Batch Breads." I've never been a confident baker, but I made these kaiser rolls today.

Small-Batch Breads by Rebecca Eisenberg, available now!

One Large Kaiser Roll, except it's two smaller ones (the recipe said it was okay!), so my wife and I can each have a nice sandwich later.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Having a big chunk of your takeout order (just an entire cheeseburger and side) not included is already frustrating, but now that gas is back to almost $4 a gallon, it is extra infuriating to have to make two trips.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

[getting fired from the police department] COMMISSIONER: ...and when you were arresting him, you said, "We've got a warrant..." ME: "with special guest Firehouse," yes sir.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: 30 Odd Foot of Runts

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just think how great we could be if our two main natural resources were something other than corruption and willful ignorance.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think it's okay to do as much as you can do without going insane and not beat yourself up over the rest.

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 10/09/2026

The United States: where giving a frail voter waiting in the Georgia sun a glass of water is punishable by a year in prison, but the president can offer everyone $5k to vote for his party.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If a dog is straining against its leash, trying to bum rush a stranger, I would assume the person holding the leash might try to dissuade or distract or pull the dog away, rather than making the stranger take a wide berth just to avoid the aggressive dog.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A month ago, I'd never heard of an Irish Spice Bag. Now I feel like I'm seeing videos and recipes for it everywhere. And I think Oklahomans would absolutely go insane for everything in it: fried chicken pieces, french fries, onions and peppers, Chinese five spice, curry sauce.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Tomorrow's a *new day,* not a *nude day.* I mean, I guess it can be both, but please keep it away from the free samples at Costco.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card

Secretaryof Homelandsecurity Markwayne Mullin

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Fried rice is great when it's great, but peak lo mein (when all the aromatics and proteins are seasoned right and properly stir-fried) is unassailable. Yes, I am aware it's not yet 8 a.m.

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JW Whiley @jwwhiley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I try not to sound like an intellectual elitist, but is it so bad to expect our leaders who speak publicly to at least have a decent command of the English language?

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The look my daughter gives me when I tell her to eat more dinner before she has dessert is absolutely withering and entirely ineffective.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

What is it called when you decide you can't do something even though you quit reading the how-to book halfway through? Stupidity? ADHD? Some other kind of brain wrong-o?

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: Fahrenheit 448

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The "praying for the end of time" turn in "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" is one of the best comedic payoffs in all of pop music.

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ScarletCoral @scarletcoral.ca · 28/08/2026

Only acceptable new name for Lake Ontario is Lake Ontarí'io Like it was before the European "discoved" America Ontarí'io : Wendat word meaning “beautiful lake” or “sparkling water” or “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big” Personally I love how Indigenous people named lakes and rivers #hydronym

Map of Lake Ontario with the Wendat name Lake Ontarí'io

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sexy singles in your area are tired and sad, just like you.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

[gets out map of Palm Beach] Mmhm, well this is Incontinence Box Canyon now.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And when we're all upset about Dolly, they snuck Tim Curry out the door, too.

A dumpster fire marked 2020, with the last zero crossed out and 6 written in.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I read "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" before I read "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy," but even as lost as I was, Adams' writing was so funny and sharp that I was hooked.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

as an homage to dolly i am writing jolene 2: you can have him

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Found a little heart in my watermelon.

A red heart in the rind of a watermelon.

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Boiledowlleathergoods.com I mostly do wallets but i have some journal covers on the way too. Theres a pocket one up now and A5 one will be up by next week.

boiledowlleathergoods.com

Boiled Owl Leather Goods

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

2020: "There'll never be a worse year. Never." 2026: "I've still got *months* left. Any year want to be badder than me better include the apocalypse."

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Renee @rb218.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If anyone deserves a national day of mourning in this country it is Dolly Parton.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm going to need a run of at least three 80° days before I can accept seeing ads for pumpkin spice anything.

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