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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really? In front of my over easy eggs?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WOOF no thank you
politico.com
Inside AOC’s MAHA outreach
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🎯🎯🎯🎯 Every study initiated on the subject makes it clear that the most effective, cheapest (yes, CHEAPEST, most inexpensive, highest return on investment) forms of aid are direct cash payments with zero means testing, and on-request right-to-housing. These are just facts.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
centrist dems be like “we have bold, serious, inspiring policy proposals” and it’s literally fucking taxpayer subsidized car loans
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"We're not changing it." Mapquest — which launched 30 years ago — is now the No. 1 US app after refusing Trump's Lake America executive order. Apple Maps and Google Maps can go jump in Lake Ontario. techcrunch.com/2026/09/02/m...
techcrunch.com
MapQuest is now the No. 1 US app after bucking Trump's 'Lake America' renaming | TechCrunch
The once-dominant mapping app has surged to the top of Apple’s U.S. App Store after refusing to adopt Trump’s “Lake America” name, drawing more than half of its 2026 U.S. downloads in just six days.
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Alt National Archives @altnatarchives.altgov.info · 03/09/2026
I switched my car navigation to MapQuest.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem has died. She was 92.
huffpost.com
Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Dead At 92
“Steinem passed away peacefully at her home in New York City, surrounded by some of the many who loved her,” her foundation said in a statement.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate this man. Hate. Like actually hate.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yeah, thank God the kid was wearing a helmet when a cop hit him with their car. Exonerative tense shifts into overdrive whenever a cop is involved. www.wcvb.com/article/bicy...
Police say an 11-year-old bicyclist was hurt when a Northborough police cruiser exited a parking lot and the two collided. The child was wearing a helmet. LINK IN COMMENTS⬇️
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
found out Larry David just starts verbally abusing Alan Dershowitz whenever he sees him, this is very good
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the reactionaries sort of thought you could just thrust your chest out and slap a bunch of paint and memes on things and recover national pride and a lost era of white male triumph or whatever. how's your national pride now. are you proud yet. are you feeling strong
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh
futurism.com
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I see people like this occasionally riding the trails in Minnesota and always wonder how you volunteer for that.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
People potentially subject to the nyc pied-à-terre tax are being treated with 1% of the administrative hostility of SNAP and Medicaid applicants, and they’re throwing 100x the fit
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BikeMN @bikemn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When cars are prioritized to this extent, we need to ask ourselves who loses. www.startribune.com/edina-bike-l...
startribune.com
In this battle over an Edina bike lane, the cars won
A unanimous vote to largely preserve parking on Wooddale Avenue in Edina reflects the growing tension between long-term bike plans and established neighborhoods.
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 22/07/2026
Tomorrow, the House will vote on the NDAA, which includes a provision to merge parts of our military with the IDF. This amendment is an existential threat to American sovereignty and democracy. Every member of Congress must vote NO.
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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Minnesota food trucks are out of control.
Menu item from Now that’s a Waffle called Piggy Pepper Popper Pup

Piggy Pepper Popper Pup
Pepper Popper Pup
A true Belgian waffle with a kick on a stick!!
Crunchy on the outside and spicy on the inside. This savory jalapeño waffle has the heat you are sure to love, topped with creamy queso sauce.
Be sure to let us know if you want it with bacon or without!
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
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Noelle Sullivan Ph.D @noellesullivan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My dad is a volunteer for this. It’s a magical program that does a world of good.
theglobeandmail.com
In Vancouver, cycling volunteers help seniors break out of isolation and feel the wind in their hair
Cycling Without Age works to enrich the lives of long-term care home residents across Canada
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 12/07/2026
Randomly remembered how Lindsey Graham said Rene Goodman deserved to die.
Lindsey Graham

@LindseyGrahamSC
I was meeting with @POTUS, @SenKatieBritt and @SenEricSchmitt in the Oval Office this afternoon when we viewed the footage of the assault on the @ICEgov officer and the eventual defensive shooting of the woman who tried to run him over. We watched the video several times with the President. I am told the officer who was struck by the vehicle is recovering in the hospital.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@pinkojoe.bsky.social
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/07/2026
One thing you can definitely say about Lindsay Graham is that he was, at one point, alive
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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When I feel fancy in my little trash life.
Curbside waste Dump truck with the words “trash life” written in cursive on the side.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This will lead to students dying by suicide
The statute requires state-credentialed educators to respond to parents' written inquiries regarding any material information relating to their child enrolled in school. That means teachers must disclose information even if a student asks for the matter to be kept confidential or fears for their own safety at home.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is a solid and even-handed article. I'm glad it makes 3 important points: 1. Many kids are riding high-speed e-motos and not e-bikes 2. The e-bike panic has the potential to hurt riders who depend on these bikes 3. Kids want to and deserve freedom of mobility without cars!
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There is no need for fireworks now with drone shows. No need for pets and vets to cower and for wild life to suffer as well as the pollution and noise. I said what I said.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
lol Threads banned the new Infowars. Silenced for TRUTH. Everybody go yell at them.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Alex Jones popped like a balloon.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Big week over at The Onion. — Thursday: InfoWars launches live at 8 p.m. ET on YouTube, Twitch and wherever you watch video. New handles and everything. Expect surprises. It is insane. — Friday: An entire history of the country, AMERICA: Birth of a Nation, airs at 8 p.m. ET on all Onion channels.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/06/2026
DSA has won a handful of national elections and the democratic party establishment are already providing cover for the far right to start cracking down on the left
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The fascists are allowed to use their cars as weapons but will also use a vehicle coming anywhere near them as a pretext to murder you
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We've sold a LOT of rainbow InfoWars merch (with more to come!) over the last month, since we reached a deal to take over InfoWars with the estate's court appointed receiver. We're giving 100% of proceeds so far to the families via whatever mechanism the court allows.
The Onion doesn’t yet have permission to publish under the Infowars brand, and Jones is fighting the takeover in court. Nevertheless, The Onion plans to launch its new version of Infowars on July 2, CEO Ben Collins wrote in a staff memo shared with MS NOW. The new website and social media channels will feature original programming, including a parody of Jones’ old show, and will route more than $100,000 to the Sandy Hook families, an initial payment drawn from rainbow-colored Infowars merchandise The Onion has sold in anticipation of its takeover.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
While the killers of Renée Good and Alex Pretti walk free, the DOJ is busy bringing bogus charges against protesters. The Administration thinks intimidation will make us back down. They keep learning the same lesson: Minnesotans don't scare easily. We organize for our rights ✊🏽
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Casey @caseytheamerican.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"ATTENTION Twin Cities! DO NOT ANSWER YOUR DOOR. ICE, DHS, and HSI raided two legal observers’ homes in South Minneapolis this morning, seizing electronics and arresting both of them. And if you’re able, check in on your people. It’s scary today. Update @ 8:50am: 15 people." - Rebel Loon Archive
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Francofille77 @francofille77.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This morning Minneapolis neighbors are being arrested for exercising their legal rights during Operation Metro Surge. Please check in on people and be prepared.
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The City of Minneapolis released an updated impact assessment documenting nearly $700 million in estimated costs and increased needs caused by occupation of Minneapolis by the federal government. 1/
Jason speaking at a press conference on the impact of the occupation of Mpls by the federal government
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/05/2026
These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture
A picture of a man inside the Capitol rotunda on January 6 2021. He is wearing full camo tactical gear, masked, carrying zip ties and climbing over a bannister in the gallery
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
every time “birth rates” come up in the discourse eventually someone remembers its because teenagers arent really getting pregnant anymore and then we all go “oh yea” until we forget again a few weeks later and start all over again
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 16/05/2026
I found the reason why… Don’t be like @labradog.bsky.social. The shame that others spread is holding back people from ditching cars and trying ebikes for transportation and exercise.
Labradog being ableist in the comments about e-bikes not being exercise
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Dennis Mersereau 🛰️ @wxdam.com · 14/05/2026
Never great when the level-headed headline reads "West Braces for Critical Water Shortages After Unprecedented Snow Drought." www.drought.gov/drought-stat...
A map of the snow water equivalent (or lack thereof) across the western United States as of May 13, 2026.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you’re having a sandwich at an outdoor cafe when a car hits you, is it a “lunch crash”?
ktla.com
12-year-old flown to trauma center for major injuries suffered in e-bike crash
A 12-year-old remains hospitalized with major injuries after they were hit by a car while riding an electric bicycle in San Luis Obispo County on May 9. The child was riding the e-bike near the int…
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
HAVE STRONG OPINIONS!

ARE THEY BASED ON REALITY?

THEY

UPON

BASED

HOW I

FEEL

IN MY

HEART.

I'M TERRIFIED THAT IF I RESEARCH AND FORM OPINIONS BASED ON REALITY, A WEDGE WILL BE DRIVEN BETWEEN ME AND MY COMMUNITY AND I WILL LOSE MY

FRIENDS

ANDFAMILY
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I gave an interview recently about the importance of making nightlife more affordable for young people, and some of the feedback was, what a woke interview. And I think: so much of the current moment is just indulging people who don't want anyone else to have nice things.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Trump does not live in the real world. Through "the power of positive thinking" he lives inside a carefully cultivated anti-reality bubble where he is always winning no matter what. Thus, Trump is more preoccupied with repairing the bubble than opening the Strait
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