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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I make mine wear this when it’s raining.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Minnesota food trucks are out of control.

Menu item from Now that’s a Waffle called Piggy Pepper Popper Pup

Piggy Pepper Popper Pup
Pepper Popper Pup
A true Belgian waffle with a kick on a stick!!
Crunchy on the outside and spicy on the inside. This savory jalapeño waffle has the heat you are sure to love, topped with creamy queso sauce.
Be sure to let us know if you want it with bacon or without!

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

When I feel fancy in my little trash life.

Curbside waste Dump truck with the words “trash life” written in cursive on the side.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

It’s less than $9 you gormless freaks.

Image of Culver’s shrimp order page.

BUTTERFLY JUMBO SHRIMP
320 cal
Crispy butterfly jumbo shrimp, lightly breaded and fried golden brown for a crunch in every bite. Finished with a fresh lemon wedge.
3pc
3 Piece
$4.49 | 160 cal
Includes
6pc
6 Piece
$8.79 | 320 cal
10pc
10 Piece
$12.99 | 540 cal
1
+
ADD TO ORDER
$8.79

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

“We can each take turns fucking a prime rib.”

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

It’s the main reason I live here now. Did 1200 miles last year and I plan on hitting 2k this year.

Bike trail with two lanes and sunset in background.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

MN has incredible biking infrastructure too.

Freshly repaved bike trail. Two benches sit next to the trail.

Bike rail along the Mississippi River. Striking clouds in the background.

Biking trail in thick woods. The paved trail is mowed 3ft on each side for visibility and safety.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Harris 2.0: now with more centrism, transphobia, genocide, and funding for body cams. Dem consultants:

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Oh no! What will happen to the revolutionary new AI device they’re working on

Jonny Ive and Sam Altman black and white picture that looks like a gay wedding announcement

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Our mixed use trails are extensive and wonderful.

Image of bike trail covered in fall leaves surrounded by trees.

Image of mixed use paved trail in green woods. Dog in foreground

Shot of a bench next to a bike trail. Rainbow in the background.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

The Pringle shaped back fins are the best part.

Pringles crocs side view showing the back fins shaped like Pringles

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

What’s not to love about this?

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Let’s see how long I can do this

Moob post by fake Disney account that says Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Every 10 mph increases stopping distance by a greater amount than the previous 10 mph. There’s nothing artificial about this. Stop speeding before you kill someone.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

She’s such a smooth operator.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

They’re everywhere in Minnesota.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Why is Ramza wearing a thong in Final Fantasy Tactics?

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Think about all the poses you could strike as you whisper into your magic ring

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Hyping myself up for the re-release. Found out the deluxe edition comes with some fancy clothes

Screenshot from Apple Music. Final Fantasy Tactics (Original Soundtrack) Hitoshi Sakimoto & Masahura Iwata

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

You can have my picture of a Popeyes biscuit

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Takes two taps to get to my tabs now. Friends hate it. Feels like AI slop- shiny, poor definition, bulbous, uncanny valley

Screenshot of footlocker.com on Liquid Glass safari. The url is almost completely unreadable

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Should I walk all of the episodes of Alien: Nation first? I don’t want to be confused.

Image from TV series Alien Nation. Human on left. Alien on the right. Looks like a buddy cop movie

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

“You’ve come to the right place.” The place:

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

It’s not a mistake. It’s a tradition.

Michelle Obama hugging George Bush after he was responsible for murdering a million Iraqis and let Katrina destroy one of the oldest cities in the country.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I love that the universal icon for "AI feature" is a butthole.

Button that shows up on Atlassian products that looks like a butthole and when you click it, it's and ad for AI features you don't have access to. I screenshotted this for our paid version of confluence. So we're getting butthole AI ads in a product we pay for.

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

My face when Miss Information Troll Bot

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Ulcerated tree spirit when you think you’ve cleared an area and made it safe to explore.

Doaks from the show Dexter walking in a harbor saying “surprise mother fucker”

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I love how jefe cat has a stache. Very nice touch

Manager cat sporting a respectable mustache

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Burrito Man @burritops.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

What is going on with these ridiculous cpu spikes with certain spells on #PoE2 ? I’m on 13900 and 4090rtx. I cranked this down to 30fps and 1080. Everything is perfect until I fire one aoe poison arrow then my cpu frame shoots to 500ms.

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