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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
OK but it sounds like the process hurts them (sound up)
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Oeming @oeming.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
World Cup might be the closest thing we’ll get to world peace
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Everyone in the Epstein emails is making a pubic statement like, “You have to understand: at the time, nobody CARED that he was raping girls!”
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Really not prepared for the number of times the Crying Dawson gif is about to be used
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
There is an entire baggage claim worth of stuff to unpack here
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You Are Not Prepared for What Actually Shut Down the El Paso Airport This Morning, But Let's Just Say It Involves a Military Mega-Laser Shooting Something Down
Did the FAA announce an unprecedented 10-day shutdown of an international airport because of the Pentagon's experimental laser weapon?
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
(nodding)
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:
A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
they've dragged this snowman horror from the sea now we feed it to the seagull dogs
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/11/2025
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-polling-we…
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
@drpantsmusic.bsky.social Just now learned of this broadside from @lylelovett.bsky.social a couple of years ago devastated by this creative rift www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPtA...
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Lyle Lovett & His Large Band on Austin City Limits "Pants Is Overrated"
YouTube video by AustinCityLimitsTV
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U.S. Press Freedom Tracker @pressfreedomtracker.us · 06/11/2025
If you are a journalist — or know one — who has been attacked, seriously threatened, denied access by a public official or targeted with a legal order in the course of reporting, let us know. You can now submit tips in English or Spanish. Email: tips@pressfreedomtracker.us
If you are a journalist — or know one — who has been attacked, seriously threatened, denied access by a public official or targeted with a legal order in the course of reporting, let us know. You can now submit tips in English or Spanish.

Email: tips@pressfreedomtracker.us
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2025
Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours theonion.com/report-finds-majority-…
Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours
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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
@mynameisbyf.bsky.social so I know there's probably not enough material for an entire video but boy would I like to hear more about how Lodi also knows Saint from pre-collapse times Lodi's super power is that he knows everybody from Work www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/merc...
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Mercury-A — Entry — Ishtar Collective
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
good news everyone
google ai answer to "has the Pope got better" 

Yes, Pope Francis is showing signs of improvement. While his doctors still have a cautious prognosis, he has made progress in his respiratory function, mobility, and voice. He is also no longer considered to be in imminent danger of death.
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
they are HELPING
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2025
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/02/2025
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
@bungiehelp.bungie.net Hey would you please make a point of updating Bluesky whenever you update Twitter? I don't use that platform anymore because it is Dumb and Bad, and I don't want to have to use it for updates.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The Walking Dead was the most talked-about show on TV like 13 years ago and now it has 85 spinoffs called The Gospel of Earl
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/02/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Just found a new reaction image
Superman crying asking how he can laugh like this and Jimmy Olsen using a suction cup to collect his tears
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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
and I'm here to say I pleaded not guilty in a major way
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
i wish my son had not rubbed tuna salad into his hair
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 17/02/2025
A thing I wish I could teach people is that the vast majority of very rich people are deeply stupid. They did not get where they are because of ingenuity or talent. They got there because of compound interest on hereditary wealth and being tax cheats.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?
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The Floating Bookshop @thefloatingbookshop.com · 28/01/2025
Attn #booksky Looking support small bookstores like ours while reading ebooks? You can now get ebooks from @bookshop-org.bsky.social! You can purchase & read them in your browser (plus read them in their new app)! Check it out: bookshop.org/ebooks And here’s the FAQ: bookshop.org/info/ebooks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
We're Number One! We're Number One!
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Yet another "gender clinic whistleblower" account falls apart as soon as reporters talk to actual patients. www.bostonglobe.com/2024/12/03/m...
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‘A head scratcher’: Families push back against claim that Boston clinic for trans children is ‘reckless’ - The Boston Globe
Families who sought treatment for their children at the clinic shared their experiences with the Globe as a counterweight to what they regard as unfounded concerns about youth gender medicine.
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is great stuff
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/11/2024
Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands
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Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands
WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands....
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
"In short, I view BlueSky as less of an echo chamber and more of a “people are no longer screaming at me all the time” chamber, which is nice." Like if this isn't a ringing enough endorsement I don't know what would be
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
(Person in 1924) in 100 yrs they’ll have no diseases and flying trains (Me in 2024) googles ‘why does LG smart dryer leave my clothes moist?’ google ai: there are many benefits to wearing moist clothes
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/10/2024
Getting paywalled on a newspaper’s “Here’s why we’re chickening out (kindest possible interpretation) of doing a presidential endorsement this year” blog post 👍
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Mitch Wagner @mitchwagner.com · 12/08/2024
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David Noll @david.noll.org · 27/07/2024
People who feel compelled to translate Trump's sick comments into Upper East Side politesse are weirdos, too. 🌠
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/07/2024
Countries edited out of NBC's prime-time broadcast of the Opening Ceremony, and major segments edited out
Aruba
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belgium
Belize
Benin
Bermuda
Bhutan
Bolivia
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Botswana
Cuba
Denmark
Djibouti
Dominican Republic
Dominica
Egypt
El Salvador
UAE
Ecuador
Grenada
Guam
Guatemala
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Equatorial Guinea
Guyana
Lesotho
Latvia
Lebanon
Liberia
Libya
Malasia
Malawi
Maldives
Mali
Morocco
Malta
Marshall Islands
Mauritania
Oman
Uzbekistan
Uganda
Pakistan
Saint Kitts & Nevis
Saint Lucia
San Marino
Saint Vincent & the Grenadines
Samoa
Solomon Islands
American Samoa
Sao Tome & Principe
Taiwan
Tanzania
Chad
Czechia
Thailand
Vanuatu
U.S. Virgin Islands
British Virgin Islands
Vietnam
VenezuelaDancing 1:11

Sororité (statues of great French women) 3:44

Unie Dans La Diversité (united in diversity) 15:39

Film montage of great Olympic moments 11:04

Solennité (tribute to refugee athletes & their IOC sponsor), speeches, Olympic athletes' oath 22:46

Dance performance, Eiffel light show 6:30

Amélie Mauresmo 1 1:40
Amélie Mauresmo 2 1:05
Tony Parker & Paralympians 2:48
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Bradley Herring @bradleyherring.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Fwiw, “doomerism” is just what vote scolds call predicting things that end up proven true in 6-12 months
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/07/2024
roberts’ reasoning is fundamentally (lower-case “r”) anti-republican. i know we dunk on the framers here but roberts has issued a rebuke of the revolutionary assumption that concentrated, unaccountable power is a fundamental threat to liberty.
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
🎶matzo matzo flaaaaan 🎶
A matzo cracker next to a slice of flan on a paper plate
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