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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

For the love of god someone tell me that after the unfilmed Trump meeting with Xi Jinping some news source ran the headline “He Said, Xi Said”

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

They say don't meet your heroes but some of them are actually the coolest. Y'all aren't ready for the incredible work this cast is doing. This game is about to punch you in the stomach. It was a true honor to write for such incredible actors. I can't wait to see the final product ♥️ #codmw4

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

But wait, I thought Ultimate Man burned down FIFTY YEARS AGO

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

WHY DID KNOW ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS NEW WEIRDO EMOJI 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Bluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification.

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

:::Marvel scrambling to add into Avengers Doomsday that Steve Lacy started incursions::: #spiderman #brandnewday

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Well, crossed that off the ol' bucket list. Comic Con was a blast. A million thanks to @ashsmashreed.bsky.social for putting together and moderating this perfect panel. To say l'm a fan of these people is a tremendous understatement. I'm a very, VERY lucky lady. #sdcc #sdcc26 #gamewriter

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

WHO’S GOING TO COMIC CON?? I’ll be there and speaking on this super cool panel with these wonderful folks. Come say hi! #sdcc #sdcc26 #gamedev #narrativedesigner

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Nice to step out without makeup and just be myself, ya know?

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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

What a show, what a time to be alive.

He then got to the big story of the night: Exclusive footage of Alex Jones exploding in his SUV after eating too many Whataburgers. He took calls, including one from Tim from Toledo, who viewers quickly figured out was comedian Tim Robinson. Tim from Toledo insisted that Jones had been dead before the supposed explosion — that he’s a character, like James Bond or Bozo the Clown, who is periodically replaced. Heidecker kept in character as he derided Tim from Toledo’s theory, with the caller eventually spouting back, “I will not be told this, that I’m full of shit. I reject that!”

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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Sony is taking this away from us

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I don't know how to explain it but I'm pretty sure every white boy I've ever seen on an E-scooter is Timothée Chalamet

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

🚨ATTENTION🚨 I’ve learned something very important today: #butts

Text from commonplacefacts.com reading: A Buttload is an Actual Unit of Measurement
The term "buttload" originates from medieval liquid measurements, specifically "butts," which equate to two hogsheads. A butt of ale is approximately 108 imperial gallons, while a butt of wine is about 126 imperial gallons.
Misunderstanding this term could lead to humorous repercussions for the critic.

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

No idea who stole the faces out of this lovely painting. So messed up.

5 confused people posing in front of a standing painting of two people with their faces missing

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/06/2026

New York City Mayor Presents Knicks With Key To His Car

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

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The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families

The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.

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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Watching everything be better without you from Albania:

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

At what point do we stop calling it “El Niño” and start it “El Hombre”

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

This industry is weird but sometimes you get an offer you just can’t refuse. I’m (re)joining the Apex Legends Narrative team, now as a SENIOR WRITER!!!

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Apex Legends Jamcat Meme

ALT: Apex Legends Jamcat Meme

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I learned a lot writing on Modern Warfare 4, and not just what “stay frosty” means. Now I get to be a civilian and play along side other fans. See y’all 10/23/26 💀

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Hi Mr. Rosenbaum, I’m a full-time professional writer who has never used AI. 🖕🏻😎🖕🏻

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I may have wrapped up my contract with Infinity Ward last week but I’m stoked to share what I got to write on this past year! Can’t wait to see the team take this thing over the finish line (There’s no army emoji but pretend I added one here) #modernwarfare4 www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLbs...

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 | Reveal Trailer

YouTube video by Call of Duty

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I’m at my first commercial audition in 4 years and it’s immediately clear I switched casting’s age range during that time

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

CONGRATS ON THE NEW LEGEND, APEX FRIENDS!! She looks so fun, y’all smashed it. I remember when she was just sentences on a page, they grow up and enter death sports so fast. #apexlegends #apexlegendsaxle youtu.be/qb00PDb7eqM?...

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Apex Legends: Overclocked Anthem Trailer

YouTube video by Apex Legends

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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

We should be learning from other countries...

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

This 100% has got it be it. (Also, if he did genuinely think he was a doctor in the pic, that means he has no idea what Jesus looks like in media and that should also concern his Christian voters 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

A lot of people are quick to say they *can't* give up Amazon. Okay, don't. Just don't make it your default. That thing you threw in your basket that you can get elsewhere? Get it elsewhere. If everyone still buying from Amazon reduced their spending by 20%, Bezos would be screaming bloody murder

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-a…

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees

Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Sorry I haven’t gotten back to your email yet, I was busy worrying the entire world order was going to change forever tonight. To answer your question, yes burritos sound great.

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

See this is what a message from an actual leader and not a total psychopath looks like

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

A very good thread about journalists and AI, much of which also applies to writers of nonfiction books. We are being told, with increasing frequency and stridency, that we "just don't get" how AI can help us, by people who are manifestly not interested in helping us. Know your enemy. Hold the line.

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Sometimes I dream about leaving my life to become an astronaut but then I remember I can’t ride in Lyfts without my little motion sickness bands

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JC Lau @drjclau.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

This fucking industry I swear to god

Ben Affleck smoking mem. He looks done with everything.

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Gees Mamdani, buy the city a drink first

“As of March 20, 66,000
HOLES FILLED
in Mayor Mamdani’s pothole blitz”

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Not seeing the movie until I finish the audiobook (I’m about 2/3 in) but I second this. Honestly blown away by Ray Porter’s performance and the book is so lovely.

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Meant to post earlier, but my family gave me an unbelievable Xmas gift. They made me Sparrow's Clessidra Rossa pendant. Like, FROM SCRATCH. (1/) #apexlegends #eneadavideguarino #apexlegendssparrow #clessidrarossa #apexlegendsfanart #apexlegendscommunity #respawnentertainment

A homemade Clessidra Rossa pendant above the character key art of the Apex Legends character Sparrow.

An unfinished Sparrow pendant next to a quarter for scale

A 3D printed .25” Clessidra Rossa symbol

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 18/03/2026

they literally renamed the entire company after this

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Anyone remember when Brad Pitt did that "I'm sad I'm getting divorced" photo shoot where he rolled around in the desert? Sometime over covid lockdown I photoshopped food into the photos. No I don't know why I did it. Now you have to look at it. Please enjoy my series, "Sad Brad Loves Food" (1/)

Brad Pitt lying on his side sucking down a Dunkachino

Brad Pitt flying onto his face under bulk candy dispensers

A teary eyed Brad Pitt slurping up a Fruit By The Foot

A partly dressed Brad Pitt having an intimate moment with a fully dressed hot dog.

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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Bet there’s a super fun vibe at GDC this year #ea

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