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Matt

@mrrenn.bsky.social
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Ocean stater. Koozie aficionado. Nascent purveyor of Old Books. Buffalonian. Bills. Sabres. City. Sox. State. Bonas. Celtics. Alty. RIFC. A life on the coast is a thing you can boast, my friend.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 6h
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 5h
Here’s the thing. No he doesn’t regret it. No he doesn’t care about her or any victims. He doesn’t want people yelling at him. He’s cashing out, a full life of pleasant euphoria from The Trough
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 6h
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Hard to laugh these days but that does it
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 6h
Come for the fact that the GOP nominee is Scrooge, stay for the textbook slow evisceration by a very patient VPR journalist.
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Brady talking about a first round pick like I do when I’m asked about my flaws in a job interview that’s good
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 7h
Chaos in the table but RIFC could possibly host their first playoff game this fall
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 7h
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 7h
Heather from AP Bio pointing at a painting of Jesus saying “damn, who’s this beefcake?”
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 7h
That clip of Allen missing a wide open Kincaid on the 2pt conversion should come with a trigger warning
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh the chiefs got away with their dogshit divisional rival giving them a run? Huh
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean everyone who voted for him has killed people not sure what makes Trucker Hat here special
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Bills Mujahideen @billsmujahideen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The coolest part isn’t how we’re going to waste another season of Josh Allen but how we’re going to spend the next 7 months talking about drafting a first round cornerback
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The pats entire offense is shit you do against a superior opponent in video games
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well Hairston’s a bust guess we’ll just draft corners every year until the suns heat death- which luckily is coming far sooner than previously thought
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like some afternoon beers down the street so the bills better win
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“Hucklebuckets” @hucklebuckets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
15 yards, Adultery
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kicky flippy @kickyflippy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Extra marital Mike is at it again
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bills
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back on my tom hanks wwii show bullshit. They really stress how cool and special it is they had an election during a war (‘44 in this case) and just up and say he’s got polio he’s dying in front of your eyes
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/10/2026
Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
imagine being a kid in school and knowing any or all of your teachers could have tiktok accounts where they get millions of views by making fun of their students. i'd probably score poorly on my assignments too
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DL Hall v Austin Hays is some fun orioles lore god what a mess they are
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 04/10/2026
Ed Sheeran has completed his tour and was spotted returning to his bunker in the Kandahar province
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The diaper bag having more pockets than the most expensive work bag is a plus until you have to find your vape in it
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna finish my latest and most successful ck3 run later. One of the highlights was when I hired a guy named sirhan sirhan to be my bodyguard and had to kill him cuz the court didn’t take kindly to his views
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I heard about the 60 page power play report my first thought was “written and read by AI” I’d probably put money on that at this point
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mad about sports!
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Six open spots in the lot but Truck Guy had to block the entrance instead
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3-0 at halftime reminds me of my bills season ticket years
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Real Ball
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Big Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MIRACLE IN MOSCOW
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These guys stink!
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hasn’t been the best sports week and now I gotta spend Friday with the penn Iowa state nittany cyclones
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Ranking Some Guys @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Top 700 MLB Players of the 1970's #582 Mike Tyson, 2B/SS St. Louis '72-'79 .244/.288/.328, 70 OPS+, 2734 PA, 241 R, 97 2B, 25 3B, 22 HR, 238 RBI, 21 SB, 1.2 bWAR, 2.8 fWAR -Top 10 N.L. in Defensive WAR in '74 & '77
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh! okay, that sounds good then
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
excited to see every catholic university in the US triple down on arts.
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does everyone else with a currently Mad Baby wanna set up a Mad Baby summit for them to figure out what they’re mad about
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How are YOU preparing for the season?
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I haven’t been tuned in at all leading up to the season but every vibe I got from appert and the power play has amounted to “I can’t believe I still have a job either!!!”
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Anthony Edwards @edwardsanthonyb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Breaking news: The Earth is getting rounder agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/...
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Earth’s poles are rising by 0.5 to 1 millimeters per year, slowly un-squashing our planet’s slightly flattened, jelly-donut-like shape, according to a new study. Linking satellite measurements of changing altitude across Earth’s surface from 1997 to 2015 to the planet’s shape, researchers found that the rounding effect also seems to be accelerating over time, with the poles rising an extra 0.4 millimeters per year faster every decade. Though our planet seems solid, the Earth’s interior acts more like an extremely slow-flowing liquid, warping over time under forces like the weight of ice sheets and oceans. Currently, our planet bulges out a little around the equator. But as ice sheets melt and reduce the force acting on the Earth at the poles, the equator is gradually cinching in as the poles push upwards, molding our planet into a more spherical shape. [JGR Solid Earth study]

https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2026JB034224
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Prescott Rossi @prescottrossi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’re not bad like McClellan, but more like Buell or Halleck.
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Samuelsson
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pov: you are in a rhode island middle-school health class
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How are YOU preparing for the season?
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would love this guy to go through the Tennessee botched execution every day for the rest of his life
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We live in a center left country with a democracy problem
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Matt @mrrenn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sabres
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