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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
OK but it sounds like the process hurts them (sound up)
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Oeming @oeming.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
World Cup might be the closest thing we’ll get to world peace
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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a man in a captain america costume is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and talking .
ALT: a man in a captain america costume is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and talking .
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Everyone in the Epstein emails is making a pubic statement like, “You have to understand: at the time, nobody CARED that he was raping girls!”
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Really not prepared for the number of times the Crying Dawson gif is about to be used
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
There is an entire baggage claim worth of stuff to unpack here
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You Are Not Prepared for What Actually Shut Down the El Paso Airport This Morning, But Let's Just Say It Involves a Military Mega-Laser Shooting Something Down
Did the FAA announce an unprecedented 10-day shutdown of an international airport because of the Pentagon's experimental laser weapon?
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
so uuuuuhh you figure anything out yet or
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
(nodding)
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:
A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
For real.
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This is next level detached from reality Like I seriously believe these people think they can do life like a damn Call of Duty level, I think that is what they are actually expecting
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
unacceptably low number of likes on this
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
they've dragged this snowman horror from the sea now we feed it to the seagull dogs
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/11/2025
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-polling-we…
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I love how every dude who can grow a decent beard immediately clocked what was going on here, it does my heart good
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
That's totally it, he's still saved in some dudes' phones as "Patches the Clown"
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
my god, did that smell good
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
@drpantsmusic.bsky.social Just now learned of this broadside from @lylelovett.bsky.social a couple of years ago devastated by this creative rift www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPtA...
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Lyle Lovett & His Large Band on Austin City Limits "Pants Is Overrated"
YouTube video by AustinCityLimitsTV
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U.S. Press Freedom Tracker @pressfreedomtracker.us · 06/11/2025
If you are a journalist — or know one — who has been attacked, seriously threatened, denied access by a public official or targeted with a legal order in the course of reporting, let us know. You can now submit tips in English or Spanish. Email: tips@pressfreedomtracker.us
If you are a journalist — or know one — who has been attacked, seriously threatened, denied access by a public official or targeted with a legal order in the course of reporting, let us know. You can now submit tips in English or Spanish.

Email: tips@pressfreedomtracker.us
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
holy shit
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Hey I got this too sometimes, and I found a setting that keeps the viewport basically static but lets you move the power wash handle around within it (instead of the camera moving every time you move the power washer) and it was incredibly helpful. ymmv of course
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2025
Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours theonion.com/report-finds-majority-…
Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It all started when my well-off parents died and left me just over a million dollars
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Heather Woodward @heatherwoodward.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
@mynameisbyf.bsky.social so I know there's probably not enough material for an entire video but boy would I like to hear more about how Lodi also knows Saint from pre-collapse times Lodi's super power is that he knows everybody from Work www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/merc...
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Mercury-A — Entry — Ishtar Collective
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
so help me god I will find the man who shit my pants
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Beautifully executed rough chuckles
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
so this is not Joe Walsh from the Eagles, is what I'm picking up
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
"See, Elon? You don't need drugs to be a bad person! You can be a monster all on your own!"
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
good news everyone
google ai answer to "has the Pope got better" 

Yes, Pope Francis is showing signs of improvement. While his doctors still have a cautious prognosis, he has made progress in his respiratory function, mobility, and voice. He is also no longer considered to be in imminent danger of death.
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
they are HELPING
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
just an absolutely insane banger, this song rocks so hard
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It's so frickin' good
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
duuuuuude Petty is basically the GOAT of GOATs
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The great thing about the codebase is that everyone knows how to work with it, because everyone is a coder, because the person who suggested this is a white man in his 20s and thus knows for a fact that everyone else is a white man in their 20s. The plan is foolproof.
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Excellent. Alan Davis's art is just lovely, he's one of a few Marvel artists from that era whose work is really distinctive to me. (like distinctive in a good way)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2025
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
oh boy are you ridin' the Excalibur train?
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
there's at least a B-minus Demolition Man joke in here somewhere
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/02/2025
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
the hell kind of monster does a thing like that KEVIN THIS BETTER NOT BE YOU
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
@bungiehelp.bungie.net Hey would you please make a point of updating Bluesky whenever you update Twitter? I don't use that platform anymore because it is Dumb and Bad, and I don't want to have to use it for updates.
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
dear god this sounds like The Last Straw, can a person fire their dad
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The Walking Dead was the most talked-about show on TV like 13 years ago and now it has 85 spinoffs called The Gospel of Earl
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I am almost fifty goddamn years old when will I stop doing this please how can I stop, I am so tired
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I am a middle aged man who was Fake Husband for my sister in law when she went looking at houses as a single middle-aged lesbian and it's probably the most trouble I've ever been able to save anyone in my entire life
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/02/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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a guy you know @burlivesstan.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
There may be a day when I do not snicker at the initials of your This Week at Tassi videos. But today is not that day.
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