Reposted by Ashli BABIPashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 5hfeels like we should make a larger talking point out of the fact that AI is just another attempt to consolidate wealth for billionaires 19572119
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 22hon the precipice of a generational crash out. burnt out doesn’t even begin to cover it. if you know me, please do me a favor and share something good that happened to you lately so i can celebrate you. 420
Reposted by Ashli BABIPtheo @theoplum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026anybody remember this. remember 2019 541278
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026just a reminder that @matrueblood.bsky.social is a damn fine writer 110
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026there’s enthralling playoff baseball being played, if i see the acronym “NFBC” in my timeline you’re getting proverbially launched into the sun by a comically large trebuchet 010
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i’m sorry but if i see you posting about 2027 adp on october 5th i cannot take you seriously as a person (if it is your job you get a pass, but you’re still a dork) 130
Reposted by Ashli BABIPWraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era 312425
Reposted by Ashli BABIPjanice v - division series edition @jdvalenzuela.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i would rather see liberty biberty on loop than these transphobic PAC commercials 11608
Reposted by Ashli BABIPWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026data visualization is my passion 512217
Reposted by Ashli BABIPsirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026thinking about Shakespeare's sonnets about immortality and realizing how weird it is that the AI cult believes in the idea of preserving human consciousnesses while actively destroying the only technology we currently have to do that: Art 6530141
Reposted by Ashli BABIPblayne the hag @ewhag.com · 30/09/2026this is available to ruin your day and support indie art in one go 🤗 fineprintpress.org/issues-1fineprintpress.orgISSUES — Fine Print Press 097
Reposted by Ashli BABIPSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 38391302851
Reposted by Ashli BABIPRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tilly Norwood has been tried by kangaroo court & executed for putting fentanyl in baby formula in Ohio 27110887
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026franchise best 103 wins. pretty great time to be a Brewers fan 😌 081
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026let Scherzer throw 150 pitches and finish the game you cowards 020
Reposted by Ashli BABIPironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns 1297696
Reposted by Ashli BABIPironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don't have anything to shitpost about. Why would I shitpost? I'm engaging with you as a good-faith user. 1028216
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026craig coshun saying "a couple thousand people" have come out for the watch party while there are approximately 40 people in frame in an overhead shot is so fucking funny lmao 100
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026and also... boyfriends apart (they are in a polycule with a temperamental emu and a nonplussed capybara) 010
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026of all the names of our group chat you could have shared publicly, this one is the most appropriate in 1. how accurate the description is; and 2. how palatable/not insane it is, sans context 100
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Paul Revere in Comic Book Nerds 1775 in 2026 🤝 Intently watching lanterns 020
Reposted by Ashli BABIPStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 143103122973
Reposted by Ashli BABIPJ.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 16/09/2026"an ankle monitor for your mind" needs to immediately break containment and enter the vernacular 023781
Reposted by Ashli BABIPkat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Baseball is a business” No it's a romance 35912
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if you would have told 2012 me that the artist with some of the greatest moral clarity of our time was a dude whose most popular song starts off with a first line of “Now, walk into the club like, ‘What up, I got a big cock.’” i would have said “please go away i am trying to rip a line of vyvanse” 010
Reposted by Ashli BABIPBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Glad 60 Minutes is doing a Jacob Wohl story literally nine years after I reported on that guy. One time he was pretending a scam website he was running wasn't his, so I called the number on the website and it went to his mom's voicemail. Jacob is like training wheels for investigative journalists. 209116971560
Reposted by Ashli BABIPrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026just leave me behind then! no problem! don’t let the door hit ya! www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea... 857094
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Luis Lara quickly approaching Lorenzo Cain levels of "how the FUCK did he catch that" 010
Reposted by Ashli BABIPSteve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757861281
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026last weekend i managed to get to AmFam for a season seat holder event and live out my dream of pretending to be my favorite Brewers player ever, Lorenzo Cain, by “robbing a home run” 041
Reposted by Ashli BABIPDefector @defector.com · 11/09/2026Yes, the cast and crew of 'The Master of Disguise' did hold a moment of silence on set to reflect on 9/11. And yes, Carvey was in full turtle get-up. The impromptu ceremony just didn't actually happen on 9/11. defector.com/master-of-di...defector.comAt The Turtle Club In The Shadow Of 9/11 | Defector'The Master of Disguise' and its connection to the September 11th attacks have become the stuff of legend. 116950
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it was Hall and Oates before, so not sure what the selection process typically is. 100
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026fwiw i think they play it because Murph is a big Springsteen guy. 200
Reposted by Ashli BABIPRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses. 654000787
Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026just your normal everyday milwaukee brewers baseball game lmao 010