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Ashli BABIP

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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
franchise best 103 wins. pretty great time to be a Brewers fan 😌
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
162.
A picture of American Family Field from the 400 level behind home plate, first base side.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
last weekend i managed to get to AmFam for a season seat holder event and live out my dream of pretending to be my favorite Brewers player ever, Lorenzo Cain, by “robbing a home run”
a person wearing black jeans, black Chuck Taylor high tops, a blue shirt, lighter blue ball cap and baseball glove jumping at the center field wall at American Family Field to mimic the robbing of a home run. they objectively look cool as hellPOV of someone looking toward home plate while laying down in center field at American Family Field
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
more lurking less posting these days, here’s proof of life i got some blue light glasses because i spend too much time looking at bad screen (work) *and* good screen (path of exile 2) anyway, go brewers
person in glasses sitting at a keyboard with their head in their hand. they are wearing a watch with a red band and a black t-shirt featuring a graphic from the 1991 Stanley Cup matchup between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Minnesota North Stars.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
back(side)-to-back(side)-to-back(side) winner
a photo of a caked up individual taken in profile. they are wearing nothing but a jockstrap, further accentuating the aforementioned cake
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
delighted to receive some Good Mail™️ for once in my life @theonion.com
Someone holding a paper copy of The Onion in their hand
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
seeing this on the bathroom wall less as a generally uplifting message and more as “hey… you really shouldn’t push so hard, you’ll give yourself hemorrhoids 🫶🏻”
the sentence “pssst! you’re doing enough”  and a heart symbol written on the wall of a public bathroom in sharpie
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
added wildlife rescuer to my résumé today
a small bunny no more than five weeks old huddle next to a window after falling into a window well.the bunny from the first photo swaddled in a blue dish towel. it is being held by a person wearing rubber gloves and a lavender crew neck sweater. another photo of the bunny swaddled in the blue dish towel, but with its head poking out further, staring at the person holding it.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
easy to mix up
zack brittonBrak, sittin'
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
my humble submission. a personal favorite
A Sakura Pigma Micron PN in sepia with no cap against a white background
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
to reiterate:
a bearded and tired-looking ginger he/they in a black vintage Pittsburgh Penguins t-shirt holding a copy of bite back—a collection of poems by Blayne Waterloo—next to their face.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Meme that says “all dogs go to heaven, except for those class traitors in the paw patrol”
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
trying to fund a new computer purchase, so looking to offload a lebron james rookie from topps, psa 8. recent comps are around $350, so I’m asking $300 OBO my current computer basically exploded last night and i use it frequently, so getting rid of this thing would help a bunch!
LeBron James 2003 topps rookie card, front, in a PSA 8LeBron James 2003 topps rookie card, back, in a PSA 8
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
(jk love you buddy)
“God grant me the not shwebsi”
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
boys acquired (sorry Sperry)
Three handsome young lads holding their jean-jacketed friend horizontally in their arms in front of a balloon arch
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
wept like a baby.
phoebe waller-bridge as fleabag sitting at a bus stop bench in the series finale of fleabag
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
soy boy status confirmed. just got done baking this cake for the new year’s party i’m headed to!
a chocolate cake sits on a white rotating cake decorating stand on top of a faux wood countertop. It has stars piped around the rim on top and chocolate shavings inside of that.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
none are displayed (only dead relatives get that honor, it seems) but i went digging in the basement since a handful of friends have sent me photos of theirs today. the rest of the pics stay in group chats, but here’s a gift for the masses
A child wearing red sweatpants and a white turtleneck with different illustrations of Santa Claus. They are riding a tricycle in a room with red carpet, wooden shiplap paneling, and a tube television in the background.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
just a lil something to take the edge off
a corn dog with a bite taken out of it being held like a cigarette. It is being gripped by the dog and not the stick.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I think about being on that zoom call with you every so often and chuckle to myself and inevitably someone asks “what’s so funny” and I hit em with this
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
how the last few weeks have felt
a person sitting dejectedly on a commercial kitchen floor with the caption “I just need to lock in”
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
been a while since i read the bible but i had to brush up on the lore relevant to this post and this is what I chose as my search terms. I’d love to see ai do it like this
a Google search with the terms “Jesus powers and abilities minus AI”
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
🫡🫡🫡🫡
A screenshot of an order confirmation for Bite Back: Poems by Blayne Waterloo
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I can’t wait to run into Elmo at George Webb for free burgers after the Brewers’ 12th straight win
Instagram post from the official Elmo account featuring a large number 12 with the caption “Elmo is ready for it! Are you?” With 12 orange heart emojis.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Proof of life
A man lays on a blanket on the grass in a park. He’s using a backpack as a pillow and giving a thumbs up. People milling about at a farmers market can be seen in the background.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Me at the person who sent this anonymous message (So much for pure, lol)
A picture of a Kermit the Frog puppet bent over a couch. It is positioned with its hands spreading apart the hole where a puppeteer’s hand would go, making it look like Kermit is gaping his own asshole. Over this image is a collection of various heart emojis
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Cheat code: - Take free bar shuttle to AmFam - Go to ticket office day of game - Buy $5 SRO ticket - Go to XGolf and sit in a recliner in air conditioning - Have a beer (or something NA if you’re sober!) Game day for less than $20.
View of American Family Field from XGolf, located in the left field corner on the club level.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
How I imagine you watch barve
A picture of an annoyed looking bird sitting in a chair with its arms crossed.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Two really strong protests in one week. Proud of my city for showing up.
A photo of a group of protesters marching through Milwaukee, from behind. A prominent sign reads “Fuck Fascism, Fuck Trump.” Another reads “Solidarity Against Fascism” across a background matching the colors of the transgender pride flag.A group of protesters, many holding signs or waving flags of various nations, march down the streets of Milwaukee near the MSOE campus.A group of protesters gather in Cathedral Square Park in Milwaukee, WI to listen to activists speak.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
When you don’t work in the service industry anymore but the barista likes your vibe so they offer you staff meal: - Rice pilaf - Homemade hummus - Za’atar chickpeas - Mediterranean salad
A plate of vibrant rice pilaf and half a pita bread covered in hummus, za’atar chickpeas, and Mediterranean salad
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Watching my neighbor’s pup and she might be the eepiest girl alive
A close-up of a black pitbull mix sleeping with her head on a pillow
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Me ending my toxic relationship with unemployment
Paparazzi photos of Nicole Kidman with arms wide, basking in the sunlight after her legal separation from ex-husband Tom Cruise
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
@shwebsi.pitcherlist.com just sent me this screenshot of Jacob Wilson’s BaseballSavant page, and it led to me wondering: What’s the longest a player has gone to start the season without drawing a walk? I remember Amed Rosario going just over 100 PA in 2020, but I don’t recall a longer streak.
A screenshot of Athletics player Jacob Wilson’s BaseballSavant page, showing he has no walks drawn through 66 plate appearances.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I will trade you a terracotta cherub that just got done scrolling the dumbest thread they’ve ever seen
A closeup of a cherub statue made from terracotta that is. Very likely cursed. Its eyes are facing in two different directions.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Okay, update. It went something like this:
The iconic photo of Dwayne Wade with his arms spread wide as LeBron James is about to throw down an alley oop dunk, but my face is photoshopped over both of their faces, as if I have thrown down an alley oop to myself.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Spencer Strider // Norfolk Tides
The “hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby” meme, which implies one side of a matchup completely overpowering and outmatching the other side.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Shout out to this guy jamming like ten hot dogs in his mouth at the DBacks game lmao
A screen grab of man in a black t-shirt shoving somewhere between 8 and 12 hot dogs into his mouth at once at a baseball game.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Hearing from reliable sources that the New York Yankees are debuting a second new bat design today.
A photo of a black butt plug
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Iowa vs Nebraska football-ass score
A scorebug showing a 16 to 6 score.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Marlins PxP guy: "That's a rocket into center field by Xavier Edwards" Statcast:
A screenshot of Baseball Savant showing a 76.2 mile per hour exit velocity by Marlins shortstop Xavier Edwards.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Howdy! I’m Jordan. I used to write and podcast about baseball but mostly just lurk nowadays. Fave team - Brewers, but I also just really like watching good pitching. Fave players - Jackson Chourio, Elly De La Cruz, any RP converting to SP Fave baseball snack - glizzies with mustard + sweet relish
An individual taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom. They’re wearing a monochromatic blue Suzuki jumpsuit with a white zipper and white undershirt. Behind them is their shower, and a blue hat hangs on a hook in the right side of the frame.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Bring him home.
A headshot of former Brewers and current Kansas City Royals outfielder Joey Wiemer.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
If you see this, quote with a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
The cover art for the soundtrack of the video game Outer Wilds, with music composed by Andrew Prahlow.

The cover art is the surface of small planet cast against the stars of the cosmos. A spaceship is parked on the planet the surface of the planet amongst some conifers,   and a small cozy campfire burns a short distance away, illuminating its surroundings.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Provided without context @josh-sperry.pitcherlist.com
A Discord DM notification from someone that says “still laughing about ISIS”
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Didn't forget about this! Hope this is better, let me know if it still isn't right.
Starters, ordered by ADP: 

Shohei Ohtani, Paul Skenes, Tarik Skubal, Zack Wheeler, Garrett Crochet, Logan Gilbert, Chris Sale, Corbin Burnes, Jacob deGrom, George Kirby, Blake Snell, Dylan Cease, Cole Ragans, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Gerrit Cole, Bryce Miller, Joe Ryan, Luis Castillo, Grayson Rodriguez, Tyler Glasgow, Spencer Strider, Bryan Woo, Kodai Senga, Drew Rasmussen, Brandon Woodruff, Kumar Rocker, Clay Holmes, Max Scherzer.Relievers, ordered by ADP:

Emmanuel Clase, Edwin Díaz, Devin Williams, Josh Hader, Mason Miller, Ryan Helsley, Raisel Iglesias, Félix Bautista, Andrés Muñoz, Jhoan Duran, Ryan Walker, Jeff Hoffman, Griffin Jax, Orion Kerkering, Chris Martin, Jason Adam, Cade Smith, Blake Treinen, Matt Strahm, Evan Phillips, Yimi García, A.J. Minter, Alex Vesia, Keegan Akin, Joe Jiménez, Dylan Lee.

All relievers met the thresholds for ERA, WHIP, and K/9.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Pitchers projected to meet at least three of the four following thresholds, according to OOPSY projections (ADP included in screenshots): - ERA <= 3.50 - WHIP <= 1.15 - IP >= 80 - K/9 >= 9.00 (Ignore IP for RPs!)
Starters, ordered by ADP: 

Shohei Ohtani, Paul Skenes, Tarik Skubal, Zack Wheeler, Garrett Crochet, Logan Gilbert, Chris Sale, Corbin Burnes, Jacob deGrom, George Kirby, Blake Snell, Dylan Cease, Cole Ragans, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Gerrit Cole, Bryce Miller, Joe Ryan, Luis Castillo, Grayson Rodriguez, Tyler Glasgow, Spencer Strider, Bryan Woo, Kodai Senga, Drew Rasmussen, Brandon Woodruff, Kumar Rocker, Clay Holmes, Max Scherzer.Relievers, ordered by ADP:

Emmanuel Clase, Edwin Díaz, Devin Williams, Josh Hader, Mason Miller, Ryan Helsley, Raisel Iglesias, Félix Bautista, Andrés Muñoz, Jhoan Duran, Ryan Walker, Jeff Hoffman, Griffin Jax, Orion Kerkering, Chris Martin, Jason Adam, Cade Smith, Blake Treinen, Matt Strahm, Evan Phillips, Yimi García, A.J. Minter, Alex Vesia, Keegan Akin, Joe Jiménez, Dylan Lee.

All relievers met the thresholds for ERA, WHIP, and K/9.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Crazy that this isn’t even Matt Strahm’s best post
An old Twitter post directed at Phillies pitcher Matt Strahm, where a user says he sucks ass. Strahm replies and corrects them saying he eats ass. What a king.
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Ashli BABIP @buntsingles.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Happy Birthday, Blayne! Here’s a few fur friends of mine.
A happy black and white pitbull mix sitting in the sun squinting at the camera.Two dogs nestled into one another on the couch; one a small black and tan chihuahua/mutt, and the other a small, long-haired golden retriever mix.A selfie featuring a brown mackeral tabby cat sitting in the lap of the photo taker.A profile photo of man and a dog in a staring contest.
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