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mashallah brother (haram)

@e11even745.bsky.social
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Natalie @nd4668.bsky.social · 1h
Weak Crow-Armstrong
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 1h
Classic jongsby swimsen
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 3h
As an adult that is a member of the technical Minecraft community that turns Kids Block Game into “what is wrong with these people” I had to check this out and I regret to inform @josh-sperry.pitcherlist.com that steelers seasons may have been sacrificed because coach was COOKIN
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 3h
Chase meidroth dropping 3 run dingers and Erick damn fedde closing out clinching games. This is what the pope can do for you this is PEDs
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 5h
Extremely micro thing but I don’t think you pinch hit Sean there. For his career he’s been platoon neutral. This year in a small sample he was better against righties. Doms been worse in his career against righties than Sean and there’s plenty of matchups to play with LF/SS subs. Play him or dont
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 6h
I absolutely am still dumbfounded that stupid fucking Alec bohm ball got out there’s just no way
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 7h
What is that bullshit
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phylan @phylan.website · 7h
they call it free baseball only because the vast cost to your spirit isn't measurable
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 7h
big didier Fuentes guy
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 7h
Worse bunter than his pops that’s for damn sure
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 7h
Harper pitch wasn’t even that bad. Extreme corner, don’t know if you want to throw Bryce there but not a bad pitch. The schwarber is the same slider he’s been floating 50% of the time for like a week.
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 7h
1. Dylan genuinely terrifying me with those high sliders and 2. I know their lineup is a mess but hitting schwarber and Harper back to back when you KNOW Dylan Lee and Dylan Dodd both exist is psychotic
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 7h
The fact that Bryce is out there and arraez is not even able to play is just *chefs kiss*
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 7h
BRYCE HARPER MOVED TO RIGHT FIELD FOR THIS DOT JPEG
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 7h
Alec bohm are you fucking high
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 7h
This would be the one issue I have with the roster construction. Cant run for murph here or really ever. No back up catcher. Losing the DH with your other RH options being keirsey and Hicklen is ehhhh
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 8h
I think of Mahle can get through this inning clean you’re chilling. Can go Lee vs Harper and schwarber in the 8th and then Grant Holmes can go 8 shutout while the offenses continue to chuckle fuck themselves
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 8h
Gfdi
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 8h
Good hold on ozzie
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 8h
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 8h
That’s my caked up catcher
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 8h
MASHALLAH I SAW THE LIGHT OF ISLAM IN BRYCE HARPERS EYES BEFORE THE GOD KING TYLER MAHLE TOOK HIS LIFE
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 8h
America Patch 250.3.1 BALANCE: - Hispanics: removed fall damage - Mitch McConnell: reactivated for all queues with the following nerfs: Reduced movement speed, reduced intelligence scaling.
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 9h
Fucked indeed
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 9h
Trea Turner at Magic city after the game
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 9h
RONNIE STOLE HALF THE BASES HE DID IN THE REGULAR SEASON IN ONE INNING ACCORDING TO THIS BROADCAST AND BABY WERE SO FUCKIN BACK
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 9h
This the second day in a row they have said Ronnie only stole 4 bags in the regular season. What cursed stat sheet are they reading? Is CJ just like fuck it bro let it ride
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 9h
Only one actual hard hit ball. Rest is unlucko infield in shit. No worries go slap a lefty around
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 9h
Let’s not put 0-2 pitches extremely in the zone ty
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHY IS A 2007 CHURCH PRESERVICE PLAYLIST STILL RUNNING DURING THE INNJNG
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get people that say this unironically but if you tell me “Dylan Lee for two and bullpen game” or “Bryce elder/martin Perez/jr Ritchie/owen Murphy face schwarber and Harper 3X” be serious
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t think of a more extreme example of “right process, bad results,” or a manager that is going to be more kneejerk prone to overreact to what is essentially “coin landed on tails 10 straight times while the monkey paw curls”
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Only this dumbass dipshit Braves team could drop 5 runs to win a post season game after being so inept they let the “opener” who has thrown 4 pitches after coming off the IL emergency style go 5 innings of 1 run basedball.
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ONE OF THE NEAT THINGS ABOUT THE SHADOWS IS IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE BALL IN SIX MONTHS YOURE JUST PULLING THE TRIGGER AND PRAYING LIKE DICK CHENEY ON A HUNTING TRIP BUDDY
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
$200M franchise player up btw. Definitely who you would want up there right now right? RIGHT?!
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phillies runs basically coming from two hits that were a combined 27 feet out of the strike zone and then olson hitting directly into Durans glove I will find you @god
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dylan not getting on top of the slider early please don’t do the thing where u punish it mr philly
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the last near decade, Ozzie’s sole purpose in life has been fish go swim swim, and “lemme piss off e11even745 until he’s compelled to yap and then make him look like a fuckin dipshit luhMAO”
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone tell brave bat user they suppose to use wood stick to hit ball where enemy is not
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trea Turner is no friend to the Asian-pacific islander alliance!
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alec bohm had a 90 wRC+ and like .2 WAR and is hitting unprecedented missiles and Austin Riley was equally bad and is hitting the 98 mph with his knob like it’s a pool cue he’s just built different (derogatory)
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You will all learn to respect the perfect cromularity of yaz
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus fucking christ
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do I love having our most consistent hitter this year lay down a sacrifice bunt to set up OZZIE AND AUSTIN RILEY?
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see it is one of *those* games very well then
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s gross bohm even got bat on that
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh baby 100 mph
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trea Turner is 3 miniature schnauzers in a trenchcoat he can’t hurt me!
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Idiot Son TM hated his sweater so much he hid it and I definitely didn’t misplace it so if we lose it’s his fault for refusing to Be Cozy and supportive
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